Culture Wadeye was created in the middle of nowhere to give local Aboriginals a 'better' life. Now there's 22 clans at war in the township - The Slayer Mob, Judas Priest Boys, Metallica Mob and, for female locals, the Celine Dion gang, the Kylie Girls and the Madonna Mob

There was never much in Wadeye, a remote township 420 km south-west of Darwin. It only got its first coffee shop a few years ago. It still doesn't have a public toilet.

But after days of brutal clan warfare, there's even less there now.

About 500 people have fled the township of 4,000 to hide out in surrounding bush after the savage violence erupted and left them homeless.

Famous for its gangs named after heavy metal groups or performers - like the Slayer Mob, Judas Priest Boys, Metallica Mob and, for female locals, the Celine Dion gang, the Kylie Girls and the Madonna Mob - Wadeye has been riven by violence for decades.

But in the latest eruption, one man, 32, is dead, allegedly speared through the head, and another is seriously injured after being shot by a bow and arrow.

Frightening photographs from the township - which is the Northern Territory’s biggest Aboriginal community - have revealed the extent of the war between the tribal rivals.

Likened by some to 'the Wild West', Wadeye has seen pitched battles after dark between rival gang members wheeling around the streets and setting houses and vehicles alight.

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Gangs of locals armed with axes, hammers, iron bars and machetes have roamed the streets searching for victims, with authorities apparently powerless to stop them.

About 40 houses have been torched and abandoned, with some armed thugs posing for pictures in front of the burning properties.

Shocking video footage showed locals looting buildings, snatching expensive computer equipment and then jubilantly destroying it.

An attack on the local school also saw 25 teachers being evacuated to safety.

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The Northern Territory government has now sent a taskforce into the area to offer food, shelter and support to the hundreds of desperate locals surviving on their wits in makeshift bush camps.

But back in Wadeye, formerly known as Port Keats, tensions remain high.

Wadeye has a history of being ruled by rival heavy metal gangs devoted to different bands whose pitched battles make the Northern Territory’s biggest Aboriginal community like the Wild West.

Armed with metal rods, machetes and bottles, members of the 'Slayer' and 'Megadeath' mobs or the Evil Warriors or Judas Priest Boys hunted down their 'enemy' gang.

Nights in Wadeye were filled with screaming, the clanging of metal and rocks being hurled at dwellings and vehicles, which were then set alight.

Being out on the streets of Wadeye after dark meant risking an encounter with a Troopy (a Landcruiser which seats eight people) full of boys and men armed with iron bars and axes.

One local gang known as the German Boys used to daub walls and corrugated iron fences with swastikas.

Even women had their own musically-themes gangs, including the Madonna Mob, Kylie Girls and the Celine Dion Gang.

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This has been happening for the past six weeks,' one worker in the town revealed.

'We are okay and we are safe. These fights are not directed at us non-locals.

'However it does impact on our way of life but nowhere near the extent it is impacting on the local women and children.'

The township was developed to bring local Aboriginals together so they could get access to modern facilities, but the population has doubled over the last 10 years.

The scheme has now resulted in 22 different clans - speaking three or four different languages - living in close proximity, often with 10 people or more in each home.

Some are now demanding they are given blocks of land outside of the township where they can establish their own clan homelands on their traditional country.

But even before the current lawless rioting and plundering, Wadeye lived on the edge of civilisation.

Old social media footage revealed clan rivals stoning each other in running battles on the outskirts of town.

Others - including girls and young women - settled their differences with bare knuckle fist fights in the middle of the road, cheered on and supervised by elders.

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Facilities in town are limited. Mobile phone reception is patchy, internet is limited and most landlines have been disconnected.

What little infrastructure there is was mostly either government-run or government-backed, which means few will publicly discuss the problems facing the town for fear of being sacked or their funding being axed.

The medical centre and the women's art centre T-House has been at the heart of the community for the last 32 years, focusing initially on arts and crafts but since expanding into other areas and business.

Its main industry is the lucrative Kakadu plum crop, harvested, graded and freeze-dried by locals and sold at home and abroad as the latest superfood beloved by foodies.

It also has a bakery and a butchery, and fresh seafood is trucked in once a week after a seven hour journey from Darwin when the road's not impassable in the wet season.

But the township's long-term future now hangs in the balance.

Labor senator Malarndirri McCarthy said locals were in 'desperate situations' which urgently needed to be addressed.

'This means shelter, food, sanitation, and medication,' she said.

'It's unacceptable what is taking place in Wadeye, in terms of hundreds of people being forced out of town and into surrounding homelands and bush camps.'

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The local NT member Dheran Young was in the area to assess the situation for himself on Thursday.

'These are tough times but I know the people of Wadeye will get through this,' he posted in a message to the warring locals on Facebook.

'The conversations you and I have been having are important and I am absolutely here for you – even if you just need to sound off and vent to someone about how things are going.

'Wadeye is a strong community full of good people. We know this.

'The only way we're going to move forward is by being respectful of one another, listening to one another and by working together.'

'I think there's other deeper issues going on here that separating people further won't necessarily actually solve,' she said.

'As unfortunate as it is, it's certainly not unusual for this particular community. I would hope that there are serious consequences for them.

'There aren't necessarily the sorts of punishments delivered to those who commit such crimes, which would deter them from continuing to commit them.

'There's a lot of vulnerable people that need to be protected in these communities.'

Another former local blasted the town as a failed project that had now been abandoned by state and federal governments.
But he said local elders needed to share the blame too.
'This is a great stuff up by all concerned,' he said.
'Elders need to stop drinking and playing cards and start their own programs for the youth.
'It's a lack of care by all. RIP Port Keats - God be with you!'
 
Excess merchandise is frequently dumped on random poors, especially brown third worlders.

Sure, but enough of different metal bands to form gangs around?

Do they even speak English or do they just go 'Yeah this seems like the same gibberish logo our gang has'
 
Hey, maybe let's acknowledge people with brain damage from huffing gas probably aren't capable of self-governance."
someone should write a book for americans, "lessons from afghanistan and other asymmetrical wars" and turn it into a netflix series because americans can't read for the love of life
 
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I wonder how many of the teens and men running around burning houses and spearing each other are into huffing gasoline and/or huffed it as children?

Once gasoline huffing becomes common among children in a community, there's pretty much no hope that the place will ever become functional. This is a problem in some isolated places in northern Canada, too. The problem is that huffing gasoline (or other solvents) causes irreversible brain damage. Children who huff solvents typically wind up with very poor impulse control and little to no ability to plan for the future. The chance that they'll be able to finish high school is almost nil. If you have a community where a significant proportion of the people huffed solvents as children, this is the result.
Note how this means that those gangs will never become like the Mafia, the Yakuza or the Colombian or Mexican Cartels, controlling large parts of criminal underworld. That would require planning beyond their comprehension.

Likewise, some analysts within the Canadian national security state have suggested the possibility of a Native insurgency, but for the same reason they could never become like ISIS, the Taliban, etc.

At best, they would be a public nuisance within urban neighborhoods or rural districts where those groups form a large minority to majority of the total population. They would be a physical theat to other community members and any unfortunate souls caught the cross-fire.
it worked for a long time until they illegally migrated into the Roman Empire and refused to assimilate
I would disagree, I think most the invading Germanic Barbarian tribes did mix and then assimilated to the local Latin population of the Western Empire. IIRC, within the late Empire and early Middle Ages, you get Germanic rulers using Roman customs, laws and administration to run their new domains.
 
The chance that they'll be able to finish high school is almost nil. If you have a community where a significant proportion of the people huffed solvents as children, this is the result.
You write this as if they huffed some gas when they were kids and then stopped when they grew up. They didn't. They never stopped.
If, at nine, they are old enough to have sex with close family members then they are old enough to be taught to huff petrol by those same family members. Then they continue to huff gasoline until the day they die.

That is how abbos live and die.
 
This is what happens when a people who had never interacted with people outside of Australia for an order of magnitude longer than written human history were violently forced into modern society. They and their culture(s) were fully integrated with their environment and in the span of a few short decades it was all over. This is the result.

It's hard to overstate just how long Aboriginals were totally on their own. When the Egyptian Pyramids were being built, Aboriginals had already been separated from the rest of humanity for over thirty thousand years. Pretty much every other human society has been in constant contact with other peoples for all of their history. The Aboriginals weren't -- they developed fully independently of the rest of the world.

It's stories like this that make me understand why people like the Sentinelese refuse contact with outsiders. The horror that inevitably results is not worth it.
 
Not gonna lie, this is inspiring and hilarious.
I thought OP was just making that shit up for the subtitle, but nope. Don't forget the German Gang running away drawing funny windmills to mark their territory too.
Say what you will about Judas Priest boys, they have a good taste in music.
Now, if Accept Gang pops up I know where I'm vacationing this year (I am considering a warlord career).
I'm waiting for the Sabaton Stompers to show up. That's when we know shit's gotten out of hand.
For real though, Abo's are so weird. Aussy be like "Ah, man, we are super not racist like you guys in America because we treat them WITH RESPECT" but I don't remember niggas blasting hip-hop on the daily about not sniffing gas or rubbing toad poison on your taint or whatever thinking they need a reminder for that shit.
Are you fucking shitting me? You get a couple drinks in a proper Aussie and they'll make Hitler's comments about International Jewry look tame when they start talking about the aboriginals.
Sort of sounds like reservations in the US. They have their own law and some tribes are more civilized than others. Most are very corrupt though. Had a few escapees complain to me about it. Though it sounds like our drunk Injins are better than whatever the fuck your abbos are.
Not even fucking comparable.
Everything about this town is fucking metal. A bunch of rival clans named after metal bands spend their days street fighting and chopping each other up with machetes and spearing each other, badass shit.
Ol' Ghazghkull would be in awe of how eager dese 'ere 'umies are ta get krumpin' instead of just mukkin' aroun' like gitz.
 
For real though, Abo's are so weird. Aussy be like "Ah, man, we are super not racist like you guys in America because we treat them WITH RESPECT" but I don't remember niggas blasting hip-hop on the daily about not sniffing gas or rubbing toad poison on your taint or whatever thinking they need a reminder for that shit.
Really, our educational rap is at least high brow and culturally relevant:
 
Sure, but enough of different metal bands to form gangs around?

Do they even speak English or do they just go 'Yeah this seems like the same gibberish logo our gang has'
They're connected with enough out of town people to get the band shirts. I bet those are hot commodities in Wadeye.
Note how this means that those gangs will never become like the Mafia, the Yakuza or the Colombian or Mexican Cartels, controlling large parts of criminal underworld. That would require planning beyond their comprehension.

Likewise, some analysts within the Canadian national security state have suggested the possibility of a Native insurgency, but for the same reason they could never become like ISIS, the Taliban, etc.
Probably because there aren't enough of them and they're too scattered and divided by tribal/clan lines. Most of what they do is drug trafficking because rez cops are corrupt and there's some reservations by the border (like the Mohawk one) where they can use the tribal legal system to mess with police investigations. Some of the reservations are corrupt enough they basically are informal organized crime groups.

A native insurgency could do a lot of damage by fucking with oil pipelines, transportation, power supplies, etc. but it would be small and divided. Plus they can get what they want (i.e. money) if they just block the roads and spraypaint shit instead of blowing it up.
 
So it is the society that is the problem.

Question: Did abbos actually have anything approaching a society before white people rounded them up? I remember watching a documentary about one woman's first encounter with white people. Apparently, they just lived naked in the bush, eating whatever they found and no real discussion of communication with even other abbos.
Is this woman the missing link? Is that it?
 
Excess merchandise is frequently dumped on random poors, especially brown third worlders.

Apparently when you put stuff in those big donation bins outside malls this is the type of place it ends up most of the time. So don't put your nice or unworn stuff in there. This can happen even if you donate directly to the charity store. It has a negative effect on foreign textile industries. You're better off using some kind of person to person sales service to unload your good clothes.

Is this woman the missing link? Is that it?

I remember learning in anthropology class that abbos are a unique ethnic group with little connection to other groups.
 
Liberals will shout all day that "All people are equal but also being colorblind is wrong and evil" but I think they have it backwards.
The lefty college kids exist in Australia. They mindlessly support the same types of things the Americans, and Canadians do while they consume their slave made China goods. For Americans it's Indians, for Canadians it's natives, for Australia it's Aboriginals.

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But this was all in the southeast of Australia, everywhere else was classic hunter-gatherer stuff, especially the desert. Anyone who calls "fire-stick farming" agriculture is a deliberately obtuse idiot by bending definitions for god knows what reason, since what does it matter if you can torture a definition into being able to call the Aboriginals farmers?

It depends on which part of the continent, since there were more organized Aboriginal tribes in the southern part of the continent (who were still nomadic, but had a sense of local identity). But that wasn't Northern Territory or any of the tribes that later became heavy metal gangs.
Yep, in the South its fucking cold and snows in places, and the food is super seasonal, so you can't go around naked eating grubs.

The southern Aboriginal people had all the stuff that passes into the "legendarium" of Aboriginals being smart and civilised - clothes, tools, agriculture - very similar to the American/Canadian Indians. But they were the first to be be fucked-up by Europeans and by the time Whitey ever thought to study them, only the absolute "hide in the bush and live like animals" type in the north and the desert were the ones left.
 
Yep, in the South its fucking cold and snows in places, and the food is super seasonal, so you can't go around naked eating grubs.

The southern Aboriginal people had all the stuff that passes into the "legendarium" of Aboriginals being smart and civilised - clothes, tools, agriculture - very similar to the American/Canadian Indians. But they were the first to be be fucked-up by Europeans and by the time Whitey ever thought to study them, only the absolute "hide in the bush and live like animals" type in the north and the desert were the ones left.
Is similar with Africa and America, huge variety in natives. People picture Africans living as naked hunter gatherers in documentaries, but just because some Bushmen and Pygmies do that that doesn’t mean the very sophisticated cultures (like anything in the Ethiopian Highlands, West Africa/Sahel, or the Great Lakes) didn’t exist, and really were what a normal African experience looked like. In America, everybody pictures a noble Injun eating Buffalo and riding horses and living in tipis, even though most of the Indians were growing corn, building polities and sacrificing to the sun god, and building their shitty little pyramids and snakes. Without even getting into Mesoamerica or the Andes. But nobody makes movies about that, it’s all the same old Sioux War shit repeated ad nauseam.

Never knew about South Australian Aborigines being civilized.


Anybody who thinks Africans were savages living on bananas (Alt-Right types say this all the time) should just visit a rice plantation, look at the thinking that goes into building the locks and knowing to flood/drain the fields.
 
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