DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Rumpelstiltzkinz]

this is one bizarro fuckin arc the writers are SCATing out.. kinda mediocre tbh.
I know I'm relatively new (comparatively speaking) & I'm always claiming to feel those vibes, those positive feelings I felt for most of 2019 when learning about my favorite LAWLCOWS... but somehow something feels really off about this OIC/SuperHound person & how it all meshes together.

From when he was DMCA striking Philip -> to weird demands behind the scenes -> to shutting down complete streams -> devolving into an actual contributing stream chat member -> to forming a Detractor Detractor Alliance or whatever the fuck he called it -> to more false DMCA strikes -> Doxxing -> claiming to do the same with Wingo & LTG -> striking more troll channels & twitters -> rinse & repeat

this is year 3 Season 3 for me, so I have to ask if this cocksucka is going to carry on like this? can't he fully commit to destruction? Is it multiple personalities? I understand that KiwiFarmland is the Final Boss but can there be an instance where the Final Boss goes out preemptively looking for that faggot trying to take it on?

 

[Negative Nancy Drew]

Any American nudniks able to tell me why this is the shittiest plan in the entire universe?

Because debt requires you to keep having money coming in. Debt is basically a form of investment if you are making money (if you take a loan, and make more money than it takes to pay it back, then your investment has paid off). If you aren't making money from it (like tax liens/tax penalties/etc), it's an anchor around your neck and probably causes more heart attacks than McDonalds.

To quote some nigga: "own your house, don't get in debt, and have savings: that way, you can take a break for a while if you need it, and retire young."

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Might be under the belief that if he just barely keeps his head above water he can die without getting his shit pushed in. Thinks that if he doesn't have kids his debts won't affect anyone he cares about because his parents are halfway out the door, right? So all he has to do is sit back pay the barest minimum, collect money from retards, and play video games until he dies. Sound Good?

Any American nudniks able to tell me why this is the shittiest plan in the entire universe?

It isn't, Phil is merely imitating the government and wall street big boys in a far less grotesque and damaging way by paying the bare minimum and practicing the age old art of "Extend and Pretend, Pray and Delay"

The only reason Phil is a genuine nigger is the way he chooses to spend his gains.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Might be under the belief that if he just barely keeps his head above water he can die without getting his shit pushed in. Thinks that if he doesn't have kids his debts won't affect anyone he cares about because his parents are halfway out the door, right? So all he has to do is sit back pay the barest minimum, collect money from retards, and play video games until he dies. Sound Good?

Any American nudniks able to tell me why this is the shittiest plan in the entire universe?

Perfectly fine plan if he plans on dying from a heart attack on stream. The problem is he has absolutely nothing saved up and getting old can get expensive with medical costs. Especially with Dave where his lifestyle is gonna start adversely affecting his health before he's really able to qualify for medicare/social security payments.

 

[Corpun]

Can even the Feds stump DSP?
He may be an idiot, but he's an idiot who can get other idiots to give him money. Who cares about tax penalties if he just keeps making more money?

If they bother to look into his fraudulent bankruptcy yes.

Phil could watch a video on Nicolae Ceausescu, do retarded faces and reactions for 2 hours acting surprised at how horrible a man can be to do such evil shit to a country full of people, somehow relate the short succession crisis after Gheorghiu-Dej's death to Street Fighter, then when the video would talk about his capture and execution he would suddenly do a 180 and say that the OBSESSED anticommunist revolutionaries are just like his trollz and how them executing him and his wife after listing out the crimes they've committed against the people of Romania was just like how da trollz make shit up about him and Khet and use it to do horrible fucked up shit to them behind the scenes.

Imagine him watching a video on Mussolini or some Mob Boss and when it gets to said person being targeted by the people or government him comparing it to himself, because he is an authentic Italian just like them and did nothing wrong just like them.

Six million is a pretty big number and seems made up according to him.

He got permission from Fred to react to all of his videos

Umm wrong dummy! He needs permission from the video uploader AND the person it is about.

Of course unless it is the John and Howard interview because it is a re-upload of a re-upload and the original stream or whatever is long gone and he can't find it or whatever bullshit excuse he makes up when he contradicts his MATURE and PROFESSIONAL DSP reacts STREAM!

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Perfectly fine plan if he plans on dying from a heart attack on stream. The problem is he has absolutely nothing saved up and getting old can get expensive with medical costs. Especially with Dave where his lifestyle is gonna start adversely affecting his health before he's really able to qualify for medicare/social security payments.

Thats kind of what i was looking for. And whether he's doing it out of negligence or doing it on purpose, he is killing himself. Soon this shitty lifestyle is going to collect in a far worse way than the IRS can. And I made that post with the assumption that Kat isn't there. Lets pretend she is. She's not only going to have to watch Phil whither away, she also will be affected psychologically which will affect her physically. Its not worth doing the bare minimum of survival. He's always making fun of 'gym bros' and 'fad diets'. Those things payoff more than doordash and wwe champions can.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

mm wrong dummy! He needs permission from the video uploader AND the person it is about.

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[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Phil really needs to invest in a dictionary. "Approval" isn't the same as "permission".

 

[strandedcastaway]

Might be under the belief that if he just barely keeps his head above water he can die without getting his shit pushed in. Thinks that if he doesn't have kids his debts won't affect anyone he cares about because his parents are halfway out the door, right? So all he has to do is sit back pay the barest minimum so they can't physically take anything from him (hence why everything is a buisiness asset), collect money from retards, and play video games until he dies. Sound Good?

Any American nudniks able to tell me why this is the shittiest plan in the entire universe?

I doubt Phil even has a plan. He pays the minimum because his greed and his addictions always win out. As someone said a few pages back, he's earned more than $2 million in the past decade of streaming and he had to declare bankruptcy while $500,000 in debt. That tells you all you need to know about Phil's spending.

Phil obviously doesn't agree, but it would almost have been better if he admitted his addictions, because at least it would explain how he pissed away so much money while seemingly living the most boring life possible. As it is, he's just a fool with no self-control.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I doubt Phil even has a plan. He pays the minimum because his greed and his addictions always win out. As someone said a few pages back, he's earned more than $2 million in the past decade of streaming and he had to declare bankruptcy while $500,000 in debt. That tells you all you need to know about Phil's spending.

Phil obviously doesn't agree, but it would almost have been better if he admitted his addictions, because at least it would explain how he pissed away so much money while seemingly living the most boring life possible. As it is, he's just a fool with no self-control.

I know we have ample evidence to the contrary but my brain still comprehend the reality of Pigler, I keep thinking he must have a 500-1000 ounce gold stack hidden underneath the floor of his garage.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I know we have ample evidence to the contrary but my brain still comprehend the reality of Pigler, I keep thinking he must have a 500-1000 ounce gold stack hidden underneath the floor of his garage.

He has 500-1000 gold Hogans hidden away in his iPhone

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

He has 500-1000 gold Hogans hidden away in his iPhone

Priorities lad. Only beta male cucks like us waste money to make memories with our missus, get or do things to improve our lives or put money away for when we're down on our luck or old. If we were true alpha chads we would have half naked Hogan cards.
One day we will know what it feels like to be successful and own one maxed out Hogan. One day, lads.

 

[Agent Proper]

Friendly reminder to call your Mom at the very least today.

 

[B'owl]

Friendly reminder to call your Mom at the very least today.

She died.

 

[Whose?]

She died.

I am in the same boat, but that doesn't mean you can't do something nice in remembrance. Hell, just thinking about your mother is more than Phil will do.

 

[Dona Morte]

A lot of peeopl commented asking me to react to my own.

This is the only comment I found asking him to react to his own.
Hi Phil!

 

[Corpun]

Friendly reminder to call your Mom at the very least today.

DSP hates his parents confirmed. There is a clip at the end of Reclusive in Renton that shows this 100% when he is ranting about his parents almost divorcing.

He apparently wanted no part in it and didn't understand them bringing up what would happen to Phil. Now bear in mind he was at the tender and immature age of middle school or high school and he didn't understand parental love or concern.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

I saw this so you can suffer as well.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

this dude..

- never watched the john and howard video about him so blind reaction
- gets called out on referencing it (IIRC he victim card reacted to what they said when it first came out) oh, wait, no no he didn't WATCH it he just heard it
- apparently, there's Watergate and then there's the John and Howard tapes with stuff missing or maybe it's doctored WHO KNOWS
- he's knows there's different version but never heard the longer one
- wait no, he's never heard them "side by side"

he's falling apart, he literally can't keep his stories straight in the same sentence

 

[Dona Morte]

Here are the two video transcrips side by side.

This picture has a timestamp of the Outsyder video.
One on the right is Frayhua.
Here is the TXT file for both transcripts.
Nothing has been cut out Phil.
Stop lying.