Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle collaborated on some really good stories.

I've read all of Niven's Known Space stuff, most of it multiple times. I think he is easily the best of the hard SF types.

Another one, Cordwainer Smith. Actually an irl Secret Agent Man and a psychological warfare expert. Unfortunately he died young and his output was small. It's worth reading every word.

A similar early death, Henry Kuttner, who also wrote under the name Lewis Padgett. His wife was equally brilliant and they sometimes collaborated under the Padgett name as well as others, though she also wrote under her own name.

Ursula K. LeGuin and specifically The Lathe of Heaven, an absolute masterpiece and a mindfuck that PKD would be jealous of.

 

[Helium Bubble]

I read Ringworld by Larry Niven a few years ago and I really enjoyed it.

It turns out I am a massive dumbass-- I said I'd never read Niven stand alone, forgetting Ringworld. Yes, +1 on Ringworld, it's good.

Edit to avoid being completely off topic: Patrick is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[instythot]

Patrick still appears to be stumped on Algebra 1 problems.
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Is he getting dumber? How does one harass a phone number? How would you know if it's annoyed by prank texts?

It turns out I am a massive dumbass-- I said I'd never read Niven stand alone, forgetting Ringworld. Yes, +1 on Ringworld, it's good.

Edit to avoid being completely off topic: Patrick is fat and I would not have sex with him.

We started off by discussing sci fi authors who are better than Patrick, so I suppose that's an extremely wide umbrella. Like Patrick's waist.

To express it in terms Patrick can't understand:

The set of all science fiction authors excluding the set of science fiction authors worse than Patrick is an extremely large set

 

[AnOminous]

Is he getting dumber? How does one harass a phone number? How would you know if it's annoyed by prank texts?

The same way Rick himself is harassed and stalked by his own toilet.

 

[Helium Bubble]

Is he getting dumber? How does one harass a phone number? How would you know if it's annoyed by prank texts?

Inb4 someone creates the Patrick Telefonlinson Twitter handle and gets Patty to into a fight with the phone number that he claims everyone needs to stop contacting, but itself is demanding he stop contacting himself.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Patrick still appears to be stumped on Algebra 1 problems.View attachment 3261346

This might be my favorite way to taunt Fat. He is so wrapped up in his self-created identity as a know-it-all that it absolutely pains him to know he can’t answer basic algebra problems. I bet if he was put on the spot, he couldn’t even recite the Pythagorean theorem. And it would absolutely infuriate him to prove everyone right. Pythagoras is a-logging him! Can’t wait for his Twitter account to go live.

 

[AnOminous]

This might be my favorite way to taunt Fat. He is so wrapped up in his self-created identity as a know-it-all that it absolutely pains him to know he can’t answer basic algebra problems.

And we now know that it's because before he was a dumb drunkard, he was a dumb flunkard, or almost anyway.

 

[Mr Moonface]

We need abortion because all women are whores who will get impregnated at the office Xmas party, child. What a fucking nut.



Another great abortion thought. He obviously woke up drunk and manic... Again...

Learn to debate piggy style:



Jon Del Arroz's twitter is baned, piggy takes a victory lap. I wonder if Jon was also encouraging people to gun down their neighbors?



If wonder if any of his followers are interested in gun lessons from a retard...



The source of piggy's obesity problems is revealed. Curse you Nancy Drew!



Someone finally solves piggy's dumb abortion trolley problem:



Piggy breaking that irony meter again:



Hillary won in 2016, child.



"How dare you switch to a backup account after I blocked you for speaking too much sense." - Fat faggot who tweets on many backup accounts.



More stalker oinking:

 

[Shaka Brah]

Our porcine friend, like most leftoids, lives in a world where women are too stupid to keep their legs closed or use condoms if they want to avoid pregnancy.

 

[Helium Bubble]

We need abortion because all women are whores who will get impregnated at the office Xmas party, child. What a fucking nut.

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Another great abortion thought. He obviously woke up drunk and manic... Again...

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Motherfucker's been married TWICE and still hasn't figured out that some women actually want to get pregnant and want to have babies.

How many 'educated, ambitious, career-oriented' women have you banged at the office Christmas party, Patrick? Oh wait, never mind, you've been basically unemployed for about ten years now and you're a fat repugnant piece of shit, so the answer is probably about -5. Also, the to answer your question: People's decision to relocate from one place to another is usually determined by multiple factors, including job market, local economy, cost of living, taxes... Say, how are you super elite blue states doing on all that? The answer to your rhetorical question is, Probably a lot more than you think.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Our porcine friend, like most leftoids, lives in a world where women are too stupid to keep their legs closed or use condoms if they want to avoid pregnancy.

Or take birth control pills get an IUD an implantable birth control or use one of the dozen or so other birth control methods out there

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Having children = being enslaved

This really explains Pat abandoning his daughter. What an absolutely toxic and hateful mind set. If you don't kids whatever, use a contraceptive of your choice. This idea that having kids is the end of the world and that no one smart or ambitious want them is just delusional.

 

[instythot]

This might be my favorite way to taunt Fat. He is so wrapped up in his self-created identity as a know-it-all that it absolutely pains him to know he can’t answer basic algebra problems. I bet if he was put on the spot, he couldn’t even recite the Pythagorean theorem. And it would absolutely infuriate him to prove everyone right. Pythagoras is a-logging him! Can’t wait for his Twitter account to go live.

You know, a "dailyalgebra1problems" account tagging Patrick on a daily basis, along with a bunch of randoms who could presumably solve the problems would probably infuriate him

 

[AnOminous]

We need abortion because all women are whores who will get impregnated at the office Xmas party, child. What a fucking nut.

I wonder why he focused on that in particular? Did he rape someone at an office Xmas party? Has he even ever worked in an office? He's such a fucking retarded slob, I can't even imagine him in a position that doesn't involve asking if you want fries with that.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I wonder why he focused on that in particular? Did he rape someone at an office Xmas party? Has he even ever worked in an office? He's such a fucking retarded slob, I can't even imagine him in a position that doesn't involve asking if you want fries with that.

I'm going to blame pop culture, because the strong independent woman who don't need no man getting knocked up at the company Christmas party sounds like something out of bad movie or sitcom. I'd be willing to bet that Pat has never had an office job so pop culture would be his only reference for office culture.

 

[Helium Bubble]

I wonder why he focused on that in particular? Did he rape someone at an office Xmas party? Has he even ever worked in an office? He's such a fucking retarded slob, I can't even imagine him in a position that doesn't involve asking if you want fries with that.

I think this comes, like most of his knowledge of the world, from Hollywood and TV. They always have someone getting laid in the supply closet during the Christmas party, or the drunk secretary sitting on the Xerox machine and running off copies of her ass. Having never worked in an office environment, he doesn't know that corporate Christmas parties usually consist of weak drinks, subpar catered food, and people standing around in clumps and trying to not be awkward when the president of the company comes around and tries to be friendly. There may also be a raffle.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm going to blame pop culture, because the strong independent woman who don't need no man getting knocked up at the company Christmas party sounds like something out of bad movie or sitcom. I'd be willing to bet that Pat has never had an office job so pop culture would be his only reference for office culture.

I seriously doubt Rick has ever experienced the supreme annoyance of an office birthday party where they throw a birthday party for literally everyone on their birthday. You know what I mean. Actually these are great when it's not your birthday and it's just like hey, awesome, free cake, but they suck when they're your own because like, man, I actually have stuff to do.

Not to say that never having had an office job is a bad thing though but Rick manages to make anything he does or even doesn't do an act of colossal douchebaggery.

 

[instythot]

I wonder why he focused on that in particular? Did he rape someone at an office Xmas party? Has he even ever worked in an office? He's such a fucking retarded slob, I can't even imagine him in a position that doesn't involve asking if you want fries with that.

To my mind, this dovetails nicely with the theory that fat tits is or has been an insurance salesman. It usually takes place in an office, the insurance industry is often unethical and salesmen are typically persistent when told no

Points against: a salesman should have a significantly better ability to persuade others to his position than fat Rick has ever displayed

 

[AnOminous]

To my mind, this dovetails nicely with the theory that fat tits is or has been an insurance salesman. It usually takes place in an office, the insurance industry is often unethical and salesmen are typically persistent when told no

Points against: a salesman should have a significantly better ability to persuade others to his position than fat Rick has ever displayed

Salesmen are like rapists, if they're good at it. They just view a no as a minor roadblock on the road to a yes and never say no to a salescritter. Just tell them vamonos. I am the worst salesperson ever, because I could talk someone into buying something they didn't need and couldn't afford, but then I'd feel guilty and downsell them to a better deal.

The real great sales people, vermin, whatever, absolute monsters, that I ever knew, could like literally open with "Hey wanna buy a brain tumor" and get someone to agree to that in something like ten minutes and pay so much money for it they had to finance it.

It's a very special skill but if you've seen it in action it's impressive. I could actually do this myself but I don't want to hate myself any more than I already do.

 

[John_Smith]

Backpfeifengesicht. If there's one reason to think the Germans are the master race, it is that they have a word for literally everything, and it's nice to be able to say "a face in need of a bitch-slapping" in a single word.

Faceneedsbitchslapping. there's the secret to German words. Germans just mash words together and call it a new "word". They are too unevolved to use the space bar since it requires the use of opposable thumbs. Anglophones use hyphens and spaces, like civilized and literate peoples. Take the item phillips head screwdriver, a word which with Piggy is unfamiliar, judging from his handyman skills recently exhibited. The Germans say Kreuzschlitzschraubendreher. We could write it as we say it, Phillipsheadscrewdriver, without pause between words, but that would be as stupid as starting 2 World Wars that we could not possibly win.Kreuz-schlitz-schrauben-dreher or cross-slotted-screw-driver. Were Piggy Pat a nation, he would be Germany. Sanctimonious, smug, truculent and stupid, with a love for strange sausages.

ETA: the German word for Piggy's special pepperoni, schwarzekinderwurst.