Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Pat following another classic liberal tradition I see:

>makes retarded statement
>"That statement is pretty retarded, could you explain yourself a bit better?"
>ITS NOT MY JOB TO EDUCATE YOU! READ. A. BOOK.


Why are leftoids like this?
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I dunno, I bet he would have failed Lunch if he had been graded on it.
Wrong, stalker. If I failed lunch, how would I be so fat, child?

This is the one thread on the forum that just keeps giving. Patrick is full blown humiliated at least once a week and he responds, without fail, every time.
Honestly speaking, back when this thread was launched, I wasn't very thrilled about it. I expected that O&A spergs will get bored and the thread will just be bumped with Fatricks dumb tweets from time to time. I am so glad that I was wrong.

His shitty HS record just makes me want to know more about his parents and homelife/teen years
This. I wish we had someone who knew him during his teenage years coming here and spilling the beans, like it was with Chibi. I wonder if his delusions of grandeur stem from those times.

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durrrrrr me eats bratwurst and the mountain jews for lunches childs
Different BMI, same IQ.
 
So what are some of this threads recommendations for scifi to read that is superior to Fatrick. Just finished Reynolds' Revelation Space series and need some.
 
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It's 3am Wisconsin time and piggy jut woke up, oinked at someone then seemingly went back to sleep.

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He only usually does this when he is in the throes of a manic episode, which certainly explains the Civil War 2.0 tweets today.

Performative theatrics is an incredible way to sum up Patso's retelling of his life.

Btw, super ⏰ here but I haven't stopped laughing since I read someone recently point out how when he gets upset his child's become smaller. Hush itty bitty baby child. Little tiny infant child!
 
I haven't been able to check Kiwifarms for the last few days and this thread has gained like 20 pages since then.

Could someone catch me up on the bomb threat thing? Last I heard, Boomia either actually sent a bomb threat or took credit it for it. I tried looking through highlights but I can't find anything beyond that.
 
The fence height is fine for a back yard. the 4' limit is for front and sides. However, the posts should be 30" deep. Piggy used 8' posts, and left 6' above ground, same height as the fence, which means, and this requires a bit of math so you know Piggy got it wrong, that only 2', or 24" is in ground. A building inspector would figure that out quickly enough and may even make Piggy dig up the posts and get it right, as well as move the fence panels to the other side of the posts. Piggy would get a citation to comply within a set time frame and if he didn't... things happen.

These are the sorts of tweets that get the attention of Piggy's new besties at the FBI. Not the attention he wants, but certainly the attention he deserves.
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What are the odds that some jackboots will get bored and lure Piggy into entrapment? It would be easy enough to do, and we know that jackboots like taking the easy route.
"Kn-Knock it off Spade!"~Patrick "Silence the Coons" Tomlinson
 
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Performative theatrics is an incredible way to sum up Patso's retelling of his life.

Btw, super ⏰ here but I haven't stopped laughing since I read someone recently point out how when he gets upset his child's become smaller. Hush itty bitty baby child. Little tiny infant child!
There was a truly more disgusting bit where he said “suckling infant child!” as well.

Could someone catch me up on the bomb threat thing? Last I heard, Boomia either actually sent a bomb threat or took credit it for it. I tried looking through highlights but I can't find anything beyond that.

It seems Boomia texted Fatrick, implying that an alleged bomb threat (Fatrick had tweeted that he had had a bomb threat at a con) had come from a secret forum on the OnA. Boomia posted those texts on the OnA forum. OnA user consensus seemed to be that there was no such bomb threat, and that Boomia’s text might cause the OnA forum owner some problems.

I’m not on OnA so I may have details wrong, I’m going by hearsay.
 
The fence height is fine for a back yard. the 4' limit is for front and sides. However, the posts should be 30" deep. Piggy used 8' posts, and left 6' above ground, same height as the fence, which means, and this requires a bit of math so you know Piggy got it wrong, that only 2', or 24" is in ground. A building inspector would figure that out quickly enough and may even make Piggy dig up the posts and get it right, as well as move the fence panels to the other side of the posts. Piggy would get a citation to comply within a set time frame and if he didn't... things happen.

These are the sorts of tweets that get the attention of Piggy's new besties at the FBI. Not the attention he wants, but certainly the attention he deserves.
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What are the odds that some jackboots will get bored and lure Piggy into entrapment? It would be easy enough to do, and we know that jackboots like taking the easy route.
Re Thomas and not speaking in Court:
2 things firstly Thomas is I believe the first non native English speaker(he spoke Gullah) on the Supreme Court and is somewhat uncomfortable with public speaking when he had his friend Scalia on the Court Scalia would often ask his questions for him and secondly all supreme court cases are decided by briefs anyways and oral arguments are mainly for theater.
 
Re Thomas and not speaking in Court:
2 things firstly Thomas is I believe the first non native English speaker(he spoke Gullah) on the Supreme Court and is somewhat uncomfortable with public speaking when he had his friend Scalia on the Court Scalia would often ask his questions for him and secondly all supreme court cases are decided by briefs anyways and oral arguments are mainly for theater.
Also, I like the implication it sets of "motherfucker, you are at the Supreme Court. Your brief better be complete and correct"
 
General Fatton has forgotten about Ukraine and is now beating the war drums back home. Yes, piggy is now predicting (hoping for) a second US Civil War.

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He's encouraging anyone who voted blue to start arming themselves:

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Man who abandoned his daughter oinks about the US adoption system:

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Piggy took a break from the warmongering to oink at some stalkers:

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There are also some new photoshops regarding the high school transcripts reveal (Credit to Mr-Wrinkle-Paws):

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How is this unhinged bastard calling for “Civil War 2.0” and telling liberals to buy guns and prepare still allowed on Twitter? Genuine question. He’s saying to get ready to gun down your neighbors. Even his subhuman followers are starting to ask questions.

I wonder how he would cope if he lost his twitter. It must be hard being the class retard your entire life, and finally he felt like somebody on the most retarded platform on the Internet. I bet he would lose his mind.

Pat is a gay fat faggot who lives in a shitty Wisconsin city and is nobody. He was cucked by his ex-wife because he’s a micro-peen twat who can’t fuck, unlIke good ol’ Pringle Can.
 
So what are some of this threads recommendations for scifi to read that is superior to Fatrick. Just finished Reynolds' Revelation Space series and need some.
Literally anything. Go to the discount bin at the seediest used book store you can find and grab any random thing you see and it will be better than Rick's.

Also tho PKD PKD and more PKD and Harlan Ellison and old dudes like Olaf Stapledon and William Gibson and, frankly, mostly dead people.
Now that is a punchable face. I would have sneered at him so much in high school.
Backpfeifengesicht. If there's one reason to think the Germans are the master race, it is that they have a word for literally everything, and it's nice to be able to say "a face in need of a bitch-slapping" in a single word.
 
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