Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Fake News Anchor]

Fat wouldn't have had a problem with PE if it were Pepperoni Education. Just saying.

 

[Associate Rick]

The AB on the transcript is days absent. Piggy liked to play hooky. 24 days absent in 9th grade, 19.5 days absent in 10th, but only 12 in 11th grade, and then up to 23.5 days in 12th grade. This out of a 175+ day school year. I bet he could have had a better attendence attendance if he had learned to take care of himself. Alas, He slept through Health class.

Fat clearly spent all that time away from school perfecting his pepperoni recipe.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Patrick may be stupid, but...

Spoiler

He isn't too stupid to eat.

 

[MilkThePig]

Pat: Working in retail is beneath me.

He's such an arrogant fucking cunt. He should look up to people who do even the most menial jobs since they're still way more respectable than being a deluded hobbyist author.

I'm sorry to speak so bluntly. His fatness just gets to me sometimes is all.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick may be stupid, but...
He isn't too stupid to eat.

I dunno, I bet he would have failed Lunch if he had been graded on it.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

How the hell can you fail an English class? I slept through mine half the time and still easily scraped out an A-.

You have no idea how bad things are, the number of high schoolers who can’t write a single proper sentence is terrifying.

 

[AprilRains]

You have no idea how bad things are, the number of high schoolers who can’t write a single proper sentence is terrifying.

You have no idea how bad things are. They still pass.

 

[curbside]

This is the one thread on the forum that just keeps giving. Patrick is full blown humiliated at least once a week and he responds, without fail, every time.

 

[Neko GF]

How the hell can you fail an English class? I slept through mine half the time and still easily scraped out an A-.

Fatrick is just built different. Probably spent more time thinking about food and his delusions about being a sci-fi author than actually focusing on his work.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine what Philip K. Dick would write after being transported to the future and observing 24 hours straight of Patrick's Twitter feed.

Phil could eat a sheet of blotter acid and a mason jar full of bennies and shit something that would win a Hugo back when it mattered.

 

[Figger Nucker]

This is the one thread on the forum that just keeps giving. Patrick is full blown humiliated at least once a week and he responds, without fail, every time.

Seeing him reply to every text that he gets sent cracks me up. The buttery shrimp farts one split my sides.

 

[AnOminous]

That's the best part about Pat's grades, where Pat either has to admit he's a fat retard or a lazy pile of fat.

That never happened, child. In fact, I got grades so high they had to come up with a special A++ grade just for me, you silly little infant child.

 

[James done did it]

Graduating high school with a 1.7 GPA is more embarrassing than just fucking dropping out and getting a GED. Clearly you wasted your time and taxpayer money at that point being babysat as a ward of the state. I honest to goodness knew a guy who's sole motivation for attending school was drug dealing opportunities and he managed to graduate with like a 1.5 or some shit. I'm sure they used some loophole to graduate him to get rid of him, probably similar for Patrick and his retard special ed classes.

This also explains why he got so fucking furious when Josiah mentioned his teachers. Can you imagine his reaction to getting that failing grade? Baby child, I did not fail your class. You failed ME.

 

[AnOminous]

Graduating high school with a 1.7 GPA is more embarrassing than just fucking dropping out and getting a GED.

There were literal retards in my graduating class who still managed to be in the top half.

And how do you fail English? You speak it, motherfucker.

Were you even then incapable of nothing but indecipherable, pig-like grunting when you weren't flashing a pretend air of condescending superiority?

This is such a participation trophy culture little bitch-made whore of a man. Imagine being something like the SFWA and apparently being a slush fund for the vexatious grudge lawsuits of barely-literate grunting retards like Pat. Oh and pedophiles of course.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

His shitty HS record just makes me want to know more about his parents and homelife/teen years

 

[lindsayfan]

His shitty HS record just makes me want to know more about his parents and homelife/teen years

we definitely need more leakers from the time of his first marriage, his hometown etc. I've never encountered a hilarious, grotesque failure quite like Fatrick and I'm so curious to know what the ingredients are that produce such a uniquely horrendous result.

 

[Helium Bubble]

Pat: Working in retail is beneath me.
Translation: I'm too bad at math to work the till, too socially inept and poor at geometry to be a grocery bagger, and too physically unfit to move the shopping carts around. I couldn't get hired even if I wanted to.

There are fellas with down's syndrome that are more employable and capable than Pat. Amazing.

There’s a kid who works checkout at my local grocery store. He doesn’t have Down’s face but you can tell he has difficulties. He is also polite, cheerful and efficient at his job, low level as it is. He is making, without a shadow of a doubt, more positive contributions to the world around him than our friend here. I never thought I’d say this seriously but calling Pat a retard is an insult to actual retards. They didn’t choose to be what they are, and many of them try their best to fit in and contribute despite their handicap.

 

[AprilRains]

It's fun to call Pat a retard, but to me, those report cards read more like a petulant, spoiled asshole who isn't all that bright than like an honest retard. Many of the subjects he failed at require only showing up and doing your honest best, and he clearly couldn't do that.

Yeah, he's dumb, but mainly he's arrogant and smug. I could sympathize with an honest fool. I can't stand people like Pat.

 

[AnOminous]

I never thought I’d say this seriously but calling Pat a retard is an insult to actual retards.

Actual retards are among the few people I'd never insult by calling them that.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Think of just how different his life would’ve been if he heeded advice and stopped responding to the the trolls years ago? He would still just be that annoying guy on twitter who writes shitty sci-fi books and pretends to be somebody. But no worse off than before his nightmare began.

Now, his entire lie of a life has been laid bare for all to see, from giving up responsibility of his own child right down to his shitty grades from high school. Every little thing he says or does is relentlessly mocked. His career being an author has been publicly destroyed. Every possible move he makes to somehow remedy his situation blows up in his face spectacularly. All because his narcissism won‘t allow him to not have the last word.

Fatrick is almost a modern aesop fable. A tale of what not to do in our modern world. Hell, if he could objectively look at his situation, dig deep within himself and write honestly about it, he might actually have a good book in him.