Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Hahahaha Dan got Patrick's report card!
Who else attracts this amount of autism around them that someone would go to that trouble? Chris chan is one of the only other people I can think of off the top of my head. And all because pat just can't stfu, ever.

it's pretty funny that he's now on record calling his brother dumb, though.
 
You would think a science fiction writer could make some sort of point about an entire generation raised on virtual interactions, instant gratification and sensory overload. I dunno. Just my idea of the sort of commentary sci fi authors engage in

Imagine what Philip K. Dick would write after being transported to the future and observing 24 hours straight of Patrick's Twitter feed.
 
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No, you see, he’s seen the hit HBO series’s “Chernobyl” and saw a documentary about the nuclear bombs dropped on Japan. He understands the deep knowledge of splitting the atom, and transmitting matter into energy. What’s that? How does a nuclear plant convert it into energy? Errrr it just gets hot and they plug it into the power supply and makes sure it doesn’t get too hot.

Anyways, now Fatty would like to lecture you about how failing literally everything in high school doesn’t make you a retarded buffoon, and he was actually just a late bloomer
 
Pat's high school retardation really puts into perspective comments like "he'd argue with a fencepost" and his SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CHILD screeching when Josiah brought up how he talked to his teachers in school. I have no idea how Pat didn't fail highschool with all his failures in math class.
Daaaaaang. I wonder if he has dyscalculia or is just a lazy bum.
That's the best part about Pat's grades, where Pat either has to admit he's a fat retard or a lazy pile of fat. I mean let's face it, a lot of people get lower grades than they'd otherwise get because they're lazy and don't show up to class or turn in the homework, but most people who do will admit they were lazy or something. Not Rick, nope, Mama Raven's special boy wasn't lazy at all, child.
The course, AM DEM PROBS, is this his civics course that he has bragged about? He claimed to have taken an AP course, but on a transcript those are abbreviated as AP [course name]. His grades prior to senior year are not those of someone who would be placed in an AP course. He'd be sent to the windowless room to play with crayons and legos, along with the rest of the future certificate of attendance recipients.
Maybe it's because he somehow managed an A- in a US history class despite making a D in the other one. Perhaps Mama Raven shouted at the teacher or promised Piggy an extra Happy Meal for every homework assignment he actually turned in. It was clearly the hardest thing Pat did in his entire life, so he remembers it as being an AP civics class.
 
He also failed English (LOL)
Lmao, even Chris didn't fail English. Fatrick is dumber than the man who shits himself...
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Yeah, Chris is an autistic who likely got preferential treatment; but, my point still stands, child. Sadly we don't have access to the rest of CWC's grades so a true comparison would be impossible.
 
The AB on the transcript is days absent. Piggy liked to play hooky. 24 days absent in 9th grade, 19.5 days absent in 10th, but only 12 in 11th grade, and then up to 23.5 days in 12th grade. This out of a 175+ day school year. I bet he could have had a better attendence attendance if he had learned to take care of himself. Alas, He slept through Health class.
 
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I have a hard time believing even CWC would fail art or PE
And how do you fail English? You speak it, motherfucker.

Were you even then incapable of nothing but indecipherable, pig-like grunting when you weren't flashing a pretend air of condescending superiority?
 
Pat's high school retardation really puts into perspective comments like "he'd argue with a fencepost" and his SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CHILD screeching when Josiah brought up how he talked to his teachers in school. I have no idea how Pat didn't fail highschool with all his failures in math class.
If it was either pass him or keep him around until he aged out or dropped out, I can understand.

Actual footage of Pat from his childhood days:
(just kidding, bobby isn't nearly as fat)
 
I can't believe the stalkers would fabricate high school records on Putin's orders simply to try and turn the war around by smearing one of the most highly decorated generals. Really shows you the depths they'll sink to if they're trying to frame a legitimate war hero like Patrick S. Tomlinson now. What's next? Trying to suggest his weight isn't within the perfect bounds for the peak performance of a human?
 
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