Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy wants publishers to stop giving chances to "right-wing loons". Meghan McCain was ridin' with Biden just like you piggy. I bet that her shit book outsells any of your failures.



Unemployed college dropout (who failed most of his high school classes) attacks accomplished black man for daring to have his own opinions:

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Pat's bravery and determination in the face of a reality that's aggressively out to constantly prove him wrong is awe inspiring.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

Pat's bravery and determination in the face of a reality that's aggressively out to constantly prove him wrong is awe inspiring.

That's just the fat in his brain, tits and belly that's screwing up the synapses.

And no, I am not mal-mal-mal-malfunctioning, st-st-stalkerchild.

 

[Ophelia]

That's the best part about Pat's grades, where Pat either has to admit he's a fat retard or a lazy pile of fat.

There’s no shame in learning disorders, but there is in being a big fat liar. And if he was just lazy, well, no wonder he can’t hold down a job.

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One day I was babysitting Justice Thomas’s adorable and bright grandchildren. We were outside playing in the park when we heard a grunting sound accompanied by the most disgusting sweaty pork odor. To our horror, we beheld a squat round creature with beady eyes and jowls that quivered with hunger. Perspiration streamed from every pore making him appear to glisten in the sun as he fixed his eyes upon our group and began to move. We didn’t give him a chance to take another step but ran, ran for our lives. I will always remember the little black hands holding mine as the grunting and stench finally faded behind us. Because he was fat and fat people are slow.

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

Piggy wants publishers to stop giving chances to "right-wing loons". Meghan McCain was ridin' with Biden just like you piggy. I bet that her shit book outsells any of your failures.

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Unemployed college dropout (who failed most of his high school classes) attacks accomplished black man for daring to have his own opinions:

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>I'm begging you

Because your books are box office poison and all your only hope for getting another book published is sympathy. Lol

 

[artilleryfroth]

Meanwhile... Piggy has spent the past hour sperging about Ewoks on twitter:

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So not only did this allegedly grown (more like overgrown) adult, who was briefly a parent, spend 10 minutes yelling about ewoks in the pub… He was proud enough of doing this that he thought it was worth tweeting about. What the fuck.

 

[r00]

Piggy wants publishers to stop giving chances to "right-wing loons". Meghan McCain was ridin' with Biden just like you piggy. I bet that her shit book outsells any of your failures.

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"Nooooo, publisher childs. Don't waste your money over there, waste it on me instead."

Has patrick ever shown actual support for any of his peers' work? He consumes a lot of mass produced garbage, but has he ever promoted or shown any interest in the work of his contemporaries? He seems to have written more books than he has read so I'm guessing when he talks about "mid-list authors", he's talking exclusive about himself.

Retarded Pig man failed in high school? Color me surprised. It is pretty gay that this was the big reveal for the OnA faggotcast. Of course he was a fucking dunce in school. Only other dunces would need 3 hours to dissect this information.

 

[ILoveNiggers]

He thinks he's so fucking clever. He thinks this quote alone will get him a job writing for Star Trek. Picture the look on his face as he wrote that, leaning back in his chair to drink from his 8th craft beer of the evening.

His 8th Miller Lite or Corona Light. This fat cunt doesn't know what a real beer is. He went to Europe and drank cheap cider.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

How the hell can you fail an English class? I slept through mine half the time and still easily scraped out an A-.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Can't wait for the next round of denial as he claims he always was a straight a student.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

How quickly is the FBI going to laugh him out of their office over his report card?

 

[Broadside]

How the hell can you fail an English class? I slept through mine half the time and still easily scraped out an A-.

Imagine failing at the language you've been speaking since birth lol.
Pat is the quintessential example of Dunning-Kruger

 

[artilleryfroth]

Am I the only one immature enough to giggle every time Dan says Fatrick “got a D” in Phys Ed?

 

[Cactuar King]

I have a hard time believing even CWC would fail art or PE

Have you seen Sonichu?

And how do you fail English? You speak it, motherfucker.

Were you even then incapable of nothing but indecipherable, pig-like grunting when you weren't flashing a pretend air of condescending superiority?

If it was either pass him or keep him around until he aged out or dropped out, I can understand.

Actual footage of Pat from his childhood days:

(just kidding, bobby isn't nearly as fat)

More footage of Fat in school.

 

[ILoveNiggers]

You know I'm getting real tired of people calling Fat here a pig, a pig is a useful intelligent creature that when slaughtered produces such delicacies as bacon pork chops hams etc I'm sure if someone where to slaughter Fat Rick his meat would taste rancid probably from sucking all those negro farts out of Nikki's vagina.

Yeah, right, JJLiautaud. A wonderful, magical animal.

 

[valis]

Who else attracts this amount of autism around them that someone would go to that trouble? Chris chan is one of the only other people I can think of off the top of my head. And all because pat just can't stfu, ever.

it's pretty funny that he's now on record calling his brother dumb, though.

John Flynt/Brianna Wu managed to get his fake academic claims exposed in a very similar way. He'd bragged for years about his various degree studies, what he'd planned to do for his PhD etc, and when people got his transcript from his university it turned out he'd failed every course he'd taken for ten years and was only admitted in the first place because he was the son of alumni. It was hilarious and thoroughly well deserved. Just like this!

Edit: maybe that's why Pat spends so much time sniffing around Wu, lying, grifting birds of a feather and all that.

 

[ILoveNiggers]

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I actually did a literal spit take when I saw this. Holy SHIT are you dumb, Fatso.

Is this why Patrick is so creepy around children? Because his childhood was a massive failure?

Michael Jackson Syndrome.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Unemployed college dropout (who failed most of his high school classes) attacks accomplished black man for daring to have his own opinions:

I heard one time, Rick ran into a black man whose opinion was "I don't think black children should be turned into pepperoni." It goes without saying how that went.

 

[Slobs]

Pat: Working in retail is beneath me.
Translation: I'm too bad at math to work the till, too socially inept and poor at geometry to be a grocery bagger, and too physically unfit to move the shopping carts around. I couldn't get hired even if I wanted to.

There are fellas with down's syndrome that are more employable and capable than Pat. Amazing.

 

[r00]

Meanwhile... Piggy has spent the past hour sperging about Ewoks on twitter:

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Nice Teddy Ruxpin, stupid. For fuck's sake Patrick. Your sole area of expertise is nostalgia-driven consumerist pop culture bullshit. He can't even blame that one on being a fat fingered drunk.