I am seriously against cow tipping but the urge to go to PDX, get coffee, ogle tits, and tell this girl to beware of Rusty is nigh on overwhelming.
Don't forget he blamed Ariana herself for the bombing. He said if her security was protecting people instead of harassing innocent handsome studs (like he claimed they did at her SLC concert), they would have caught the bomber before he detonated the bomb. He backpedaled furiously when someone pointed out that the venue is responsible for security of the location, and that Ariana's security is solely responsible for her safety, not venue security.
It should also be pointed out that the venue DID do their jobs. The bomber was turned away from the venue and instead blew himself up in a foyer in the train station that is attached to the arena.
Didn't the fucker wait until the concert was over and people were dispersing to go home and the station was crowded? Dunno how it works in the UK, but in the US, generally the city is responsible for security of mass transit. Once again, Russ proves himself an asshole (and an idiot).
Indeed he did.
Russ manages to be a disgusting ugly freak of a retard at every level of anything he does. He is simultaneously seething over what was a barely legal rock starlet at the time, then getting basic facts wrong to come to a morally repellent conclusion where he makes himself the protagonist of a horrific crime committed against others, but Russholes most affected.
And then he was genuinely astonished that people were rightly calling him an asshole for making a terrorist attack that occurred on the other side of the Atlantic ocean about him. He tried to make his lawsuit against her out to be an attempt for justice for the victims. Then someone told him what was said earlier about how security works for concerts, and *poof* it was about her discriminating (sic) him again. I'm actually glad he didn't bring up the attack in his suit against AG, because it would have been an insult to the victims, but I bet the judge would have raked him across the coals for it. He did something similar with his second suit against Taylor Swift. He wanted an injunction to stop her tour "so she couldn't hurt more people." Anyone who wasn't him could tell it was purely about hurting her. But yeah it's not uncommon for him to frame his selfish actions as somehow for the greater good. Like his brothel push.
I like how even his Simpsonfied pfp looks like a creepy serial killer.
HAY RUSSHOLE, On the off-chance that you DO actually lurk this thread, I have a wee gift for you. It will probably give you jack-off fuel for the next several months as Tay Tay orally pleasures a banana that is probably about the size and shape of your pitiful peepee, but knowing your personality, I am sure you will be even more aroused by the embarassment caused to your waifu that you've never been able to inflict no matter how hard you tried with your condescending 'baby girl' commentary and whatever else during your most amusing lawsuit days.
Please don't disrespect Sharshorita's glorious contributions by referring to her as "the kiwi orchards woman i forget her name." That's just rude.
I too am against cow tipping, and would never do it, but have had the urge once or twice to send a thank you postcard to Ms. Molly Lens.
Can Russ even drive? All the titty coffee places are drive thru only, so they are probably safe, while on shift.
He claims he has a car and can drive. But we're doubtful because he can't move his eyes.
That, and bikini coffee places seem to be a Seattle thing, and some other parts of Washington state. There may be a few in other places though.
how did you write all this and not, at any point, realize that you should fucking stopso i'm finally cruising through some of the old highlights and got to our boy matt and his near miss with the ratmouth.
something of note: as a connoisseur of the fucking weird of hentai, tickling immediately stuck out to me. it seems innocuous, but it's totally in line with the topping/bdsm/wrestling/arguably cum-swallowing in that what ratmouth gets off to is dominance and control.
he 100% doesn't want to be tickled, he wants to tickle. the draw of the fetish porn is to draw out a reaction from the target they can't prevent or control, generally up until they pass out (sometimes pissing themselves occurs, depending on the fetish overlap). i don't think i've ever seen one of those that seems to be genuinely made by someone getting off on the fantasy of being tickled themselves, though no doubt it exists somewhere.
the question i've got here is if he introduces that sort of thing with women. i could see him picking matt because he's a stud with a reputedly huge dick as representative of all the chads, literal and not, he wishes he could dunk on like in his fantasies. but with the staceys what he seems to want most sexually is to be lauded and worshipped and validated without any groundwork.
guess it makes sense when you consider he's got the mindset of a subhuman scrote and therefore thinks men have to be put in place beneath him while the women are already obviously there.
it's also interesting to consider where he picked up these fetishes. i believe he doesn't watch porn, as he has no theory of mind and there's no shitty 80's plotline to imagine himself the main character of. plus with the idea that women he lusts after might dare to hug their brothers making him seethe, watching another man fuck her would be untenable. did he come across the tickling naturally? or was it introduced? is there some sort of like, binder of fetishes brothels hand out and you point to one on the list that could have been the starting point?
they're all fetishes of a natural alignment, so it's entirely possible they came up organically. it's one of those things where i'm somewhat curious to know certain specifics of the encounters with the poor women who've had to touch him, but i don't know if it'd be worth both unearthing that trauma and for the horrible payoff of having to hear about what it's like to have sex with russell greer.
It's better than standing in front of a train (for him).
