Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,418
While Ralph impotently seethes and threatens people with blackmail, Gator drops absolute gold. For context, this conversation happened 2 days before Ralph released the sex tape.
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"I'm the Ralphamale, a 35 year old obese rage pig getting humiliated by my 18 year old girlfriend. But if it ever gets leaked, I'll just spin it as using a young slut as a cum bucket. I definitely won't spin it by leaking a sex tape showing my micro penis" :story:
 
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Least Concern said:
So how is Metokur Seinfeld? Think of all the language he has brought to this sektur recently that alogs have been repeating; "year of the chud," "ragepig," "bog hog," "SOOO-EEEE," and most recently "sour grapes" - which even Ralph and his orbiters have been heard saying recently in the last couple days.
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"Rage pig" is probably the best of these because it completely encapsulates in a four and a three letter word what REEthan truly is. Jim is a pithy guy, and when he aims his pith at someone, they get pithed off.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
While Ralph impotently seethes and threatens people with blackmail, Gator drops absolute gold. For context, this conversation happened 2 days before Ralph released the sex tape.
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"I'm the Ralphamale, a 35 year old obese rage pig getting humiliated by my 18 year old girlfriend. But if it ever gets leaked, I'll just spin it as using a young slut as a cum bucket. I definitely won't spin it by leaking a sex tape showing my micro penis" :story:
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Sorry for derailing this thread, anyone know what job and career Metokur has? Because there was a comment years ago in one of his videos that said he worked in politics and government because he knew alot about the Coronavirus before the general public knew, like warning people to buy N95 masks before they sold out. Also he seems more level-headed then nearly all e-celebs. Wondering how he's able to fund his anime dungeon and laugh at Hitlers 2.0 without getting pozzed by his work if he's white collar, not as tech savvy as Null, nor artistic, and blue-collar and jim don't sound like they Mix. Add his immuno-disease, his cancer, and probably dropping dead if he steps outside for too long.
 
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Sorry for derailing this thread, anyone know what job and career Metokur has. Because I read from a comment years ago in one of his videos that he worked in politics and government because he knew alot about the Coronavirus before the general public knew, like buying N95 masks before their all sold out a month before they near sold out nationwide.
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Not sure about any of that but in one of his more recent streams he mentioned something about the difficulties in the public education system. He implied he was an educator of some sort, or at least that was the impression I received. I could have totally misheard that.
 
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ANiggaNamedElmo said:
Not sure about any of that but in one of his more recent streams he mentioned something about the difficulties in the public education system. He implied he was an educator of some sort, or at least that was the impression I received. I could have totally misheard that.
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He did say he was studying to be a teacher, but then he couldn't discipline a kid for acting out, he found out the school system we're more focus on graduating kids who could only read at the 4th grade level then teach them to thrive in the world, and he had a teacher told him his wife who taught kindergarden would cry when she'd return home.

Also there was another comment in one of his video that saidhe probably work for the government, because he wouldn't make videos about black lives matter since he lives in Minnesota and where he was working he'd get fired if he mentioned the movement.

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Sorry for the double post, but oh the ralphamale, he number one holding that sexy air rifle in the air. What a kang. Bow to the poo-licker, bow you peasants! Bow to the rage-hog and his four-flab titties!
 
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He did say he was studying to be a teacher, but then he couldn't discipline a kid for acting out, he found out the school system we're more focus on graduating kids who could only read at the 4th grade level then teach them to thrive in the world, and he had a teacher told him his wife who taught kindergarden would cry when she'd return home.

Also there was another comment in one of his video that saidhe probably work for the government, because he wouldn't make videos about black lives matter since he lives in Minnesota and where he was working he'd get fired if he mentioned the movement.
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Jim generally didn't make content on political manners in general because it's normally boring shit. The main reason he even covered the honkening is because the situation around it was funny as fuck. But outside of tranny bashing and covid, Jimbo didn't talk politics much. So the fact he didn't talk about blm is pretty normal for him.

Also jade, Jim's wife is apparently an anesthesiologist which is a damn good paying profession with an average salary of about 300-450k a year. But what Jim did for work is unknown.
 
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Jim generally didn't make content on political manners in general because it's normally boring shit. The main reason he even covered the honkening is because the situation around it was funny as fuck. But outside of tranny bashing and covid, Jimbo didn't talk politics much. So the fact he didn't talk about blm is pretty normal for him.

Also jade, Jim's wife is apparently an anesthesiologist which is a damn good paying profession with an average salary of about 300-450k a year. But what Jim did for work is unknown.
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And political matters get depressing, takes a lifetime to change something like Jim said; laughing and learning what not to-do-from the ragepig is more fun.

Where did you hear and see Jade is an anesthesiologist, because Jim's a good man to have a prize like her who can cover and take care of him when he's sick now.
 
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And political matters get depressing, takes a lifetime to change something like Jim said; laughing and learning what not to-do-from the ragepig is more fun.

Where did you hear and see Jade is an anesthesiologist, because Jim's a good man to have a prize like her who can cover and take care of him when he's sick now.
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I think Ralph mentioned it or some shit actually so take it with a grain of salt. I remember old Jim streams mentioning she was doing some kind of medical work but I couldn't tell you what stream as it was before he deleted everything.
 
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Where did you hear and see Jade is an anesthesiologist, because Jim's a good man to have a prize like her who can cover and take care of him when he's sick now.
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People keep saying this, but unless she's completed school and gotten further licensing recently (in the last 2ish years) she's not an anesthesiologist.

The info that was dug up was her dental assistant license: here.
 
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Because there was a comment years ago in one of his videos that said he worked in politics and government because he knew alot about the Coronavirus before the general public knew, like warning people to buy N95 masks before they sold out.
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No, he's just a big /pol/ack.
 
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