Hopefully with all the slow days in a row lately, the Pig can be persuaded to give Evil Dead: The Game a shot, even though he said he wouldn't. It looks good, it's multiplayer like DBD but not really since there's combat, and hey, I doubt it'll kill the king of assyms, but it could be an alright title. I figure he really won't, after all, he IS the guy...
It's amazing how these things have completely broken him. If there's so much as a slight risk of a teenager calling him trash, he's outta there. Game presumably could maybe have voice comms? It's PVP? Not touching it with a ten foot pole! Dentheads, look for a new game for me to play! Honestly, I don't even know what he could play. Sniper Elite 5 on Normal, maybe. There's fuck all for interesting releases this month asides from Evil Dead, and maybe that Warhammer game. I figure he's gonna try to nudge the dentheads into buying and accepting a full Centennial Case playthrough, some Japanese murder mystery game in the style of David Cage. Honestly, interactive movies were cool for a while, peaked with Until Dawn, and now I'm ready for that fad to die like the Eyetoy and the Playstation Move. Bring back the Buzz games, though. Those were cool.
Playing Trek To Yomi was a dumb but predictable choice. It's a really easy game, and he played it on normal. At least he got nearly eight hours of gameplay out of a 4 hour game. Pretty good deal, I guess.
The really baffling choice was to react to 20 year old internet drama with the Final Fantasy House. Made more so because in it a crazy woman brainwashed, guilt tripped and absued gullible, autistic weirdos into taking ice cold Gatorade baths and working to sustain her obviously wasteful lifestyle. Girl had steak every night, Phil has microwave dinners every day and takeout every day awf. I'm not sure how the dentheads are gonna feel about this. I fear it may be a little too close to home. If Phil wants to keep reacting to lolcow shit, he'd better get on Joon the King's channel or strike a deal with the 0utsyder. You just can't react to anything, it's gotta make sense.
Overall, the game choices made to punish restreamers and make his own life easier are making him unwatchable even for the actual fans. No wonder Halo's back on the menu, at this pace we're gonna get some juicy titles soon. Yes, Phil, the dents won't support you forever through your walksims. Even they are getting bored by now. Gotta get back to dancing to an organ grinder for quarters eventually.
And that about sums up the state of DSP for this week. Slow streams, lowest support of the year, boring game choices, even more boring react streams, and what will be presumably an adrenaline shot with Halo that will just as quickly peter out and die.
