"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

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  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

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Coffeemancy said:
Alleged Jimbo face dox. Or so AF and Gunt thinks.
What a beautiful woman!
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Old news.

Superman93 said:
I might be :late: but I haven't seen anyone post this so whatevers.
So there's a twitter account I stumbled upon called MesterMetekor. Apparently he's claiming to be blocked by jim on twitter because he tried to fuck him by posting a picture of his dead cousin who died in Iraq. He also claims that Jim is an orphan (or fatherless? Idk what this guy is saying). I also can't help but notice that there is a kiwifarm's esque forum post design in the backround in one of his tweets so he's probably that autist who fucked him the jim revealed. Idk if any of this stuff is worth look at so I'm just gonna drop the archives here.
http://archive.md/3jaIQ
Him claiming to be blocked:
http://archive.md/p3Ieh
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That’s allegedly his cousin not him.
 
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#KillAllPedos said:
He says the woman is Jim's "Aunt Holly." But that isn't Holly. Holly isn't even Jim's aunt—she's his sister-in-law. So it's safe to assume the gentlemen pictured similarly has no connection to Jim, and is certainly not Jim himself.
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Damn it, Jimbros. We'll never get to the bottom of the "Jim's face" mystery!
 
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#KillAllPedos said:
He says the woman is Jim's "Aunt Holly." But that isn't Holly. Holly isn't even Jim's aunt—she's his sister-in-law. So it's safe to assume the gentlemen pictured similarly has no connection to Jim, and is certainly not Jim himself.
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I’m kinda relieved, just like Ralph I too picture Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain, with his arms around me holding me tight, when I listen to Jim cackle laugh at retards. To have such a pasty big lipped potato niggo pull that rug out from under me is too heartbreaking.
 
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Coffeemancy said:
Alleged Jimbo face dox. Or so AF and Gunt thinks.
What a beautiful woman!
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Ralph just doesn't get it. Even if that is Jim, at worst he looks like a nerdy Internet autist.

Ralph, you are a 5'1", 350 pound man with tits shaped like a bird's eye view of wedding cakes and a bifurcated gunt who had a kid with a woman who looks like Donkey from Shrek, pointing and laughing at a dude because he's a scrawny looking nerd. Like, look in the mirror, son.
 
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Never Scored said:
Ralph just doesn't get it. Even if that is Jim, at worst he looks like a nerdy Internet autist.

Ralph, you are a 5'1", 350 pound man with tits shaped like a bird's eye view of wedding cakes and a bifurcated gunt who had a kid with a woman who looks like Donkey from Shrek, pointing and laughing at a dude because he's a scrawny looking nerd. Like, look in the mirror, son.
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Nothing Ralph can say about anyone's appearance holds any weight

Because he holds all the weight
 
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The subtitle for this thread "His autistic videos and the gay beta "'sweetie squad'" who mindlessly suck his cock".

There isnt a more accurate a statement to describe Jim and his fans, even though Jim himself said being a fan of an e-celeb was cringe in the past. The Sweepy Squad still cant, but help hype up a weeb, fat, drunkard Irishman as the "final boss of the internet". Even though 90% of the people who talk to Jim online mindless suck him off (Gator, PPP, Warski, that kid who interviewed him a few weeks ago, and etc.) And the other 10% are lolcows/retarded.

Of course Jim always comes out on top he only plays against retards. If some of the people earlier in this thread doing good work (100s of pages ago) interviewed Jim he would be destroyed.

Also @#KillAllPedos is deranged if he was a fan of any other e-celeb he would be laughed at. He is worse than Gator. His profile picture is Jim's e-mail order bride and he has an audio library of every Jim clip so he can make him live forever. If Jim died he would probably cry at his grave, daily. More dedicated to Jim than Vee was to Sargon and at least Sargon knew who Vee was. He is like the cripple suing Josh who is stalking that pop singer, I forget his name.
 
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Sneeds_Sniggerly said:
I am unironically shocked no one has gone to his place. Not some fan or crazy hater. Come on, Ethan! You can do it! lol
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Yeah for real, apparently it's been years since his "100% absolutely confirmed" dox has been out and his face has been an unsolvable mystery for this fucking long? Like that's literally not possible, right? Is Jim a fucking spook?
 
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Swing-and-a-miss, Ralph! That isn't Jim's real face- this is!

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Scary_Monsters said:
Yeah for real, apparently it's been years since his "100% absolutely confirmed" dox has been out and his face has been an unsolvable mystery for this fucking long? Like that's literally not possible, right? Is Jim a fucking spook?
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How long has it actually been since that dox hit ED? It's got to be at least a decade by this point? I'd be surprised if Jim didn't move locations years ago.
 
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