Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Null]

"Our soldiers of many ethnicities stand together today shoulder to shoulder"

I lol'd

 

[White_N]

Don’t you see? This is all part of Putin master plan!

The Russians fight against globohomo is going great!

Yes

 

[Givi]

Wow, the speech came and go and Putin didn't mobilize 20 million men, order all T-34s restored to compensate for combat losses and call for the destruction of every hospital in Ukraine? You're telling me all that dumb shit about May 9 was just retards making things up so they could run more news stories?

Well congratulations on the media for getting a million people to unironically watch a vatnik speech and the yearly Russia dick swinging parade over a war they spent half their time getting genocided in.

 

[Wrangel1926]

RT has a real time translation of the speech

Thanks for the heads up, the stream on RT is only a second behind the others at most. I'll have to see if someone archives the broadcast later.

Lol, not even the weather likes Vatniks.

Edit: Or maybe those dastardly Ukrainians not only have a nuclear program and a real life version of FOXDIE, but maybe they invented a weather machine to rain on Russia's parade.
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Well, there's footage of the rehearsals, at least.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Wow, the speech came and go and Putin didn't mobilize 20 million men, order all T-34s restored to compensate for combat losses and call for the destruction of every hospital in Ukraine? You're telling me all that dumb shit about May 9 was just retards making things up so they could run more news stories?

Very disappointed he didn't order nukes on NYC, I even broke out the banned Russian vodka.

 

[Vesperus]

Very disappointed he didn't order nukes on NYC, I even broke out the banned Russian vodka.

Banned?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Banned?

Yes no more vodka from Russia in USA

 

[Oxyjen]

There appears to be a troon wandering about a war zone picking up UXO?

 

[Vesperus]

Yes no more vodka from Russia in USA

Shit. Sucks to be you.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Shit. Sucks to be you.
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i stocked up.

 

[IKOL]

Yes no more vodka from Russia in USA

I heard no more vodka from Eurasia at all.

Agreed. Sucks to be you, but hey, at least there's a way to obtain the moonshine.

 

[The Foldless Brain]

Putler has declared that Russia, like Ubisoft, is a multicultural team of various religious faiths and beliefs.

 

[Michael Janke]

putin is paying respects to some kind of monument.

 

[Ponzo]

I wonder how long until Ukrainian "refugees" watch the news in the countries they fled to and ask themselves how war in the poorest country of europe, Ukraine, can cause such major price hikes in supermarkets and shelves being empty. Now would be a good time for them to look at Zelensky and ask him where all that money has gone to be poorer than fucking Moldova.

At least Ukrainians are making sure that gypsies are well fed



also, they are taking road rage to the next level and make russians look docile

edit: oh and the soviet flag babushka was kidnapped by the Ukrainians but they claim she "is actually grateful to the Ukrainian military and is now in one of Kharkiv's hospitals, because a Russian shell hit her house."


sus

 

[Su-27 Flanker-B]

Wow, the speech came and go and Putin didn't mobilize 20 million men, order all T-34s restored to compensate for combat losses and call for the destruction of every hospital in Ukraine? You're telling me all that dumb shit about May 9 was just retards making things up so they could run more news stories?

Well congratulations on the media for getting a million people to unironically watch a vatnik speech and the yearly Russia dick swinging parade over a war they spent half their time getting genocided in.

Not gonna lie I would love to see how a T-34 would perform as an armored vehicle in current era without calling my boi Kim.

 

[White_N]

Video from Zelensky

We are fighting for our children freedom, and therefore we will win. We will never forget what our ancestors did in the World War II, which killed more than eight million Ukrainians. Very soon there will be two Victory Days in Ukraine. And someone won't have any.

We won then. We will win now. And Khreshchatyk will see the victory parade – the Victory of Ukraine!
Happy Victory over Nazism Day!

Mariupol

Melitopol

Kherson

 

[Wrangel1926]

Very disappointed he didn't order nukes on NYC, I even broke out the banned Russian vodka.

Twitter told me that Russia was going to get the same treatment that Akhmat Kadyrov got, too... I can only imagine how disappointed they must be at finding out Ukraine didn't get to reenact Inglorious Bastards like they expected to have happen.

 

[Vesperus]

Video from Zelensky

I swear that fucker gets more punchable with every green-screen.

 

[White_N]

Not gonna lie I would love to see how a T-34 would perform as an armored vehicle in current era without calling my boi Kim.

Wasn't one used by Republicans from 2014 to 2015?

 

[kuuu]

So, nothing happened. Imagine my shock.
Did western media blatantly lie yet again?
Or are they spinning even that as peremoga somehow?