DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He probably feels like a real boss telling the dentheads to do shit for him for free, layouts, emotes, thumbnails and shit. Feels like a CEO and the Prestream is his boardroom meeting. He also gets paypigs to handhold him, write guides for him, report on what people say on the farms and Twitter, and give him advice behind the scenes. No wonder he calls himself a king 👑
Its fascinating because even kids get to a point and say "Dude, I'm not your slave, you do it".
 
Everyone stop fighting about this snorting shit, we can all just agree that he's a raging spineless faggot?

The one thing I thing I hate phill for the most is generalising he does with everything and everyone especially when it's shit he has no fucking clue about.

Phill is now a react youtuber .....and he can't even do that right not that we expected him to actually offer any insight it's all just mee reee.

Still can't believe the meee reee clip what the fuck was that baby tantrum bullshit

Literally spoilt man child ....notice how I'm using the word correctly
 
I believe Phil has 100% control of the snorts and burps for the simple reason that I've never seen or heard of a single other person behaving like this in my entire life, outside of elementary school.

It really comes down to two possibilities- either phil is one of a very, very small percentage of adults who can't control their basic bodily functions.. or phil is a selfish asshole with no manners. Which one do you all think is more likely?
 
He clearly has allergies and actual flem, but no one who speaks into a mic for a living repeatedly gargles their flem into that microphone (and their audience's ears) except DSP. No one.

So whether he could control it and chooses not to, or it's just become a tic where he did it so long that it's a habit now, or he does it because he hates his viewers, or he's just too lazy to take a Zyrtec or wake up earlier so he can clear his flem before he starts "work" for the day, it's disgusting and totally unprofessional.
 
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How is this archiving, come on.
 
How is this archiving, come on.
How is it not? Or are you trying to tell me that saving all of his tweets privately so they will never go away even when he deletes them, in a way that's automatic, takes barely any skill and effort isn't archiving?

You can go screenshot his tweets yourself if you feel like it.
 
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Who what?! He actually made the jumping up and down thing happen? Wow that’s scummy and here I thought he hated the hot tub stuff on twitch. Same pool there
Yeah. I won't post the clip but I just have this slimy feeling that Phil mostly used Panda for sex appeal. Imagine. You pull the girl from her home, friends, and family and snort in her ear "I'm going to make you internet famous ACKACKACKACK". Then leave her stranded in Washington when she needs to rely on you for something. Ugh.
I believe Phil has 100% control of the snorts and burps for the simple reason that I've never seen or heard of a single other person behaving like this in my entire life, outside of elementary school.
This is some power level anecdote but I actually had a boss who has Gout. He would clear his throat and Snort as well. I know. I know. It wasn't Phil because the guy showed up to work. Cane and all because he couldn't walk on a gouty foot.

What I will say is thus, the higher the pahsitivity the more dsp snorts he gets that positive vibe going. So if you wanna hear some snorts, sniffs and finger chews you better step the fuck up ok? Sounds good? Alright.
The snorts become especially apparent when he is saying some absolute despicable bullshit. About other content creators. Next time he talks about Twitter listen for a hard defiant Snort to punctuate his sentence
 
He clearly has allergies and actual flem, but no one who speaks into a mic for a living repeatedly gargles their flem into that microphone (and their audience's ears) except DSP. No one.

So whether he could control it and chooses not to, or it's just become a tic where he did it so long that it's a habit now, or he does it because he hates his viewers, or he's just too lazy to take a Zyrtec or wake up earlier so he can clear his flem before he starts "work" for the day, it's disgusting and totally unprofessional.
The simplest fact in all this remains.........................he can just use a mute button.
 
The snorting is a combination of things:

- Allergies: Phil lives in a pig sty of a middle condo unit, the dust and seasonal pollen he gets by leaving his window open gets there.

- Alcoolism: The bank leaks revealed he's drinking way more than we thought, he's irritating his throat after each daily hanghover and mucus gets created.

- Tics: I don't believe DSP is on the spectrum, but I think he has a form of ADHD ( He can't focus or pay attention to anything, this was really easy to spot during his Down the Rabbit Hole he started watching recently, he can't listen to anything and stay still )

- Stroke: Can affect motor functions in the brain and tics are related to this area. I honestly believe phil had some form of small stroke, the drooping is getting way worse with time, his eyes not following each others etc. He's clearly not taking care of himself.

TLDR: DSP is a medical time bomb ticking away.

Edit: Oh and I haven't seen anyone in his chat/here proding him about dentist visits, that shit is yellow. People that don't go to the dentists with his poor diet/hygiene will have issues with the gums, dental calculus, tooth decay. Have fun wearing dentures in 10 years DSP, it's already clear you're in pain when eating.
 
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Phil's obnoxious noises is an obvious thing he does. Like when he used to do the bottle crunching in front of the mic, and he does the belches for show. I guess it's some Howard Stern type of comedy he copied.
I think it's to push away people who have standards. People with standards are harder to manipulate into wasting huge amounts on a streamer who does less than the expected amount of effort. If someone is willing to tolerate those noises, they're less likely to question the absurd things he blurts out.

He also does it as a reminder to the dents of who is supposed to be in charge. It's his stream and if you don't like then you aren't wanted. It reminds the dents that they are meaningless to him beyond what they can do for him.
 
It’s been said before, but all the snorts, snarks and general assholish behaviour are obvious signs that Phil has complete disdain for his audience. This is only offset by his greed and addiction, which necessitates his letting of pure dentheads like Snowcuck to keep coming back to shell out for Phil. They know it, and will gladly make Phil dance.

It‘s all just retarded behaviour all around.
 
Phil's obnoxious noises is an obvious thing he does. Like when he used to do the bottle crunching in front of the mic, and he does the belches for show. I guess it's some Howard Stern type of comedy he copied.
100%. Once he acknowledged that he goes “Ahh!” after taking a sip of seltzer, he got defensive and said it’s just that good.

Now his “Ahh!”s are insultingly exaggerated. It’s not disgusting like his snorts, but he goes so far out of his way to put it into the mic it you can tell there’s passive-aggressive malice behind it.
 
Have fun wearing dentures in 10 years DSP, it's already clear you're in pain when eating
Phil probably won’t get dentures because he hates going to the dentist. Most likely Phil is going to let his teeth dissolve into nothing and use it as an excuse to beg more. I hope Phil is ready for dealing with infections that not only afflict his gums but also his sinuses.
 
Seems like a futile point on my end so I'll just move on. It's really not that important obviously, I'm just an autistic faggot.
Sponsored game review of course that fact is obscured on the stream by the pigroach because he's a liar about everything. (Fuck no I'm not going to watch at double speed for half an hour to make sure it's low on this type of behavior though, I watched this shitty stream live, I don't need to see it again.) Supposedly this sponsored review has a minimum, if not outright abscence of, the usual throat clear/pig snorts, so it's the most recent example I can think of regarding the phenomena you're discussing. Whether Phil can or can't control the gross sounds into a turned up mic isn't even the point, he can always mute or lean out away from the mic through autistic rocking he does anyway while he snorts and hacks, he just doesn't bother to be polite, instead of rude, to the audience, but the paypigs get off on that anyway you figure too.
 
This is some power level anecdote but I actually had a boss who has Gout. He would clear his throat and Snort as well. I know. I know. It wasn't Phil because the guy showed up to work. Cane and all because he couldn't walk on a gouty foot.
Admittedly I dont know too much about gout other than what I've learned from people here and on detractor channels but phil was doing all the snorting years before ever developing gout. Maybe if its like slow developing and he had it all along or something that would help his case but even that doesn't explain the burping. He supposedly doesn't have any control over the burping either so would that be a byproduct of gout also? He was burping throughout his early videos too along with the snorting.
 
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