DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PetiteDragon43]

Spoiler: Haaaalp

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This is a clip from February 2022 of Phil talking about soy boy faces on YouTube thumbnails:

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Spoiler: Haaaalp

My mind is breaking. Like I'm going insane. The way he spins to make his hypocrisy sound like its "a pahsitive change", the fact that he said this not even 3 months ago, the fact that he'll ban you if you bring this clip up. It's Lovecraftian.

Him turning into everything he complains about all the while still complaining? Like a reptile man telling you that there are no reptile men. It's actually driving me crazy. He is a cult leader without a doubt.

Jokes aside this is the fellow who claims he has stick to his values and morals since the beginning when the truth of the matter is that he hasn't. There is video evidence that he hasn't.

>i'm not a shill
Nigga you were getting ready to be sponsered by a company who poorly made gamer chairs. And just because you don't shill doesn't mean we don't notice that you are obviously more relaxed when you make $100 in the first hour

>i don't act silly like the other content creators
"if we hit the tier three goal we can put on a silly little hat. Its just a silly little thing we do"

>i don't constantly advertise
*see above* also you are the guy who almost conned your audience into paying to watch you spin in a chair, no?

>i don't put out disgusting content
Tell that to the first 8 or 9 years where you were an abhorrent fuck putting out shit like "the top 10 most racist moments", "friend request ridicule", and making your girlfriend jump up and down without a bra on.

>i don't do bottom of the barrel drama content
I have no idea what he means by this but its one of the many hills he dies on tactically retreats from.

>i never made it about  this *rubs fingers on thumb*
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA. ahhhh Bitch please. See the first ""value""

He's such a fucking worm. Always shedding his skin. Except instead of a butterfly its always a gross fucking moth.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

I thought that Seattle air was supposed to fix the allergies and the bad back?

It doesn't help that Phil opens up the window and swallows his phlegm.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Alright, so what is he actually going to be doing on Monday if he doesn't stream? He's not been getting nearly enough money to take a day off before his normal day off.

Bold to assume that Phil's spending habits can be constrained by the amount his piglets have coughed up over the week.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Super late but foe those who cares

Night stream Total $107 in tips

Of which, Pastrycuck ($30), CrackerJack($25), and GameTrekker ($10) combined for more than 60% of his total tips

 

[Sicko Hunter]

the one I actually can say I believe is that Phil has, to some degree, a scat fetish.

He loves doing and talking about disgusting shit on stream. And he enjoys describing to a painfully revolting degree scenarios that involve him shitting inside of a person's mouth, or the person sucking a turd out of his asshole, or whatever else. I've never seen someone normal enjoying talking about those things like Phil does. He clearly gets pleasure out of evoking those scenarios in his viewers' minds.

You're reading too much into this. Phil's love of shit jokes is just something he stole from AVGN's videos. Phil has the mind of a child and lacks creativity so he stole AVGN's shtick instead of making his own stuff up. He doesn't seem to understand or care it directly goes against the "mature adult with a business degree" image he wants to project.

 

[PieceofShet]

I don't believe this meme that he can control shit, and every time someone links a video where supposedly he didn't snort, I watch it and find snorts.

I think it's just something that gets repeated so often it's become true, when it's clearly not.

He can ABSOLUTELY control it, we saw many examples when he zero snorted or very very small number snorted. Usually when he does a promotion for something and new people watch him. But when its just his paypigs, he snorrts eft and right cause he does not respect them.

 

[Iron Father]

He can ABSOLUTELY control it, we saw many examples when he zero snorted or very very small number snorted. Usually when he does a promotion for something and new people watch him. But when its just his paypigs, he snorrts eft and right cause he does not respect them.

I agree that he can suppress it, he does stealth snorts and silent snot gulps, but whenever someone claims "he didn't snort once in so and so video" it's never true.

Just now there are still people claiming he never snorted in that Quartering interview and he fuckin' snorts in the first 5 minutes.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

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[Forsaken Wanderer]

I shouldn't be surprised but I am - Phil has a paypig make his playthrough thumbnails for him!? It couldn't take more than a fucking minute to make any of them, they are so basic. The amount of work it would take to instruct a paypig on how you want the layout is far greater than just doing it yourself. Dedicated to being a sloth.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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Hardest worker alive

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My grandmother has chronic allergies and she never complains.

You're 40 years old, Phil. Act like it.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Point is, he can control the number of snorts he does over a certain period of time, the post nasal drip he has doesn't make it completely uncontrollable, but how often does he absolutely have to snort before he has fucking brain aneurysm? Seems like he can go a couple of hours before he has to do a snort when you see some video evidence that are close to 2-3 hours in length and you won't hear a single snort or snifle.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

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Hardest worker alive

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It's just hayfever..it makes you groggy and sniffly but that's it.

EDIT: Are you dentheads really arguing over if he can control his snorts or not? who fucking cares..the fuck is wrong with you.

 

[Hogan of the South]

>i don't put out disgusting content
Tell that to the first 8 or 9 years where you were an abhorrent fuck putting out shit like "the top 10 most racist moments", "friend request ridicule", and making your girlfriend jump up and down without a bra on.

Who what?! He actually made the jumping up and down thing happen? Wow that’s scummy and here I thought he hated the hot tub stuff on twitch. Same pool there

>i don't do bottom of the barrel drama content
I have no idea what he means by this but its one of the many hills he dies on tactically retreats from.

Lol. That boy loves to get worked up to immediately retreat back to his fence post

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Phil wishes he had this many people watching him play WWE.

 

[Iron Hamster]

so you show Phil doing a light sniffle as evidence?
Claiming you're "in fact the only one TESTING the claim" is just idiotic,

This is my OPINION from what ive seen from phil (THERE IS NO FAKE TESTS LIKE YOU LIED ABOUT):

Phil said HIMSELF he cant control his burps, throat clearing or his odd noises because of allergies or unknown conditions.

But if you watch any IRL streams of him, videos of him with PandaLee, Rambo, game competitions, interviews or anything outside of his day2day streams he doesnt do it nearly as much.

WITH ALL YOUR "TESTING". Show me one video where he is belching or throat clearing for 10 seconds straight or doing the same nasty shit outside his streaming bubble.

Edit: Heres a compilation of how he snorts and belches to his audience and nowhere else:

https://youtu.be/9TshpYtV904

The thought of him snorting and eating boogers at fight tournaments, burping in people's faces, as well as being an asshole, then him wondering why he's a pariah in that community, makes me giggle.

 

[gaarashatan]

Once again, Phil proving criticism of him right in the most ironic and toxic way possible.

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"i dont need you here"

odd wording there phil, very odd wording

In case newer detractors don't know. Madara_is_god_ has a spoon shaped indent on his head and has common nose bleeds. He used to ask Phil what he should do about it, and wondered if wearing a headset caused it. He is also on disability benefits, shocking I know.

I hope his PC blows up, he's a cuck.

yay i love it when my tax dollars go to helping mentally ill people who then in turn give it to scummy people cause theyre just too lazy to work. what a wonderful system. taxes can eat my dick

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Time for a vintage Phil tweet

r/agedlikemilk

 

[Meerkat Ink]

I shouldn't be surprised but I am - Phil has a paypig make his playthrough thumbnails for him!? It couldn't take more than a fucking minute to make any of them, they are so basic. The amount of work it would take to instruct a paypig on how you want the layout is far greater than just doing it yourself. Dedicated to being a sloth.

He probably feels like a real boss telling the dentheads to do shit for him for free, layouts, emotes, thumbnails and shit. Feels like a CEO and the Prestream is his boardroom meeting. He also gets paypigs to handhold him, write guides for him, report on what people say on the farms and Twitter, and give him advice behind the scenes. No wonder he calls himself a king

 

[Pargon]

No wonder he calls himself a king

Main reason being that he’s such a queen

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Stop me if you've heard this before, but I think Phil is a whiny bitch. Maybe he should take pre-woke Phil’s advice and be less effeminate.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Point is, he can control the number of snorts he does over a certain period of time, the post nasal drip he has doesn't make it completely uncontrollable, but how often does he absolutely have to snort before he has fucking brain aneurysm? Seems like he can go a couple of hours before he has to do a snort when you see some video evidence that are close to 2-3 hours in length and you won't hear a single snort or snifle.

Spoiler: Tl;DR snorts=farts

Not to be crude but I think its like passing gas. Where at home/ in the toilets you just let lose but in public you have a choice of holding it in or letting it out slowly enough that no one notices

. DSP has treated his 'buisiness' like he's fucking around at home so his audience gets the worse of his snorts. Meanwhile in a bankrupcy hearing he holds back because he knows he has to have some semblance of civility and social awareness. One of the funniest snorts to me was "The Incident" when he's about to rudely snort at his audience then he realizes everyone saw him jack off and he sucks it back in

*sno-* oh! The camera is on?... The Camera is on the whole time huh? I didn't even know. Hello....
*rocks back and forth to see if he was in frame during his session*
You were Phil. We saw.