DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Martys_not_smarty]

Has someone compiled a list of all his excuses for Halo Infinite?

I tried to put down the ones I could remember.

• "bad connection"
• "the connection isn't 30ms, fucking liars"
• "I did not press may lay," *slaps controller*
• "my team sucks dooood"
• "this gun sucks/terrible"
• "bad map"
• "whatever you say"
• "nothing I could do"
• "I shot him x times and he didn't die"
• "Did you guys sees that? I did x and it gave me x instead" *shows controller*
• "it's not skill based matchmaking it's LAHHHHG based matchmaking"
• " I just spawned"
• "he was invisible" *skips kill cam*
• "he was behind me"
• "uhhhhh grenades do nothing"
• "he got luuuucky"
• "I didn't do that!"
• "This mode sucks"
• "I don't know the map"
• "two different guys shooting me at once"
• "2 v 1 doood"

How about "I shot the dood first like five times and they give this kid the kill with two shots"

 

[Owlery]

I thought that Seattle air was supposed to fix the allergies and the bad back?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Has someone compiled a list of all his excuses for Halo Infinite?

I tried to put down the ones I could remember.

• "bad connection"
• "the connection isn't 30ms, fucking liars"
• "I did not press may lay," *slaps controller*
• "my team sucks dooood"
• "this gun sucks/terrible"
• "bad map"
• "whatever you say"
• "nothing I could do"
• "I shot him x times and he didn't die"
• "Did you guys sees that? I did x and it gave me x instead" *shows controller*
• "it's not skill based matchmaking it's LAHHHHG based matchmaking"
• " I just spawned"
• "he was invisible" *skips kill cam*
• "he was behind me"
• "uhhhhh grenades do nothing"
• "he got luuuucky"
• "I didn't do that!"
• "This mode sucks"
• "I don't know the map"
• "two different guys shooting me at once"
• "2 v 1 doood"

"I'm stuck LOOK!"
"Why did they add so many pitfalls to da maps?"

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

3 beg tweets and 6 beg reminder guilt trips resulted in $100 with more than half came from 2 guys. Also ends the stream by kicking his tripod and gives a pre-excuse to why he might take the day off tomorrow to recover from his hangover illness.

What a great streaming day...

 

[actually]

he randomly "mistakenly" thought he saw the pastryarchy whale and the next minute he gets a tip from him?

Remember that Phil sees tips on his end a good bit before they show up on stream. I've never seen Pastryarchy talk in chat, but I also don't watch closely, so maybe someone who logs the chat can check if Pastryarchy was around tonight.

 

[Croppered]

Not 5 mins in....

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Almost no support = $30 dollars in tips + $10 in superchats + game was fucking free.

I know this has been brought up before, but it's so weird how he uses "support" as a weasel word to explain a number of things, and blur others.

Someone with no experience watching him might think "support" means "people didn't enjoy it", but what he's really saying (without saying it) is that he got so little tips and viewership that it's not worth continuing, even if he liked it. His entire barometer is based on the money it makes, and he doesn't even have the balls to be honest about that.

Like, I get when streamers try to "bring their audience on the adventure" of them trying to "make it", because it's an easy way of attaching people to their cause. Ideally, a viewer who's part of a healthy creator community (or well, one that's engaged) feels a good feeling by supporting with views, shares, advocacy or purchases because they think that person deserves it, or has earned it through producing good stuff.

Phil does the moral grandstanding thing in the "crusade against the detractors", but utterly fails to do it otherwise; again, why would a non-wheelchair audience member care about how much tips he got, since they're still getting the same entertainment regardless? That whole "let's bring you along for my adventure being a FT creator" utterly fails when people don't feel like they're getting a benefit.

I know this isn't anything new, but I've been spending a lot of time on KWF on streamer pages who somehow remain zombies, doing it full-time, rather than failing. And Phil is just this mystical case that should be studied in a lab somehow.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

A while ago someone here posted that helpful direct link to report the video in which Phil was asking for super thanks. I reported the video and today I got an email from youtube saying that the video has been '"removed or restricted".

The video still appears to be up so not really sure what this means. Anyone know if this has any consequences for Phil? Made me laugh when I got the email and I hope this is something that actually means anything.View attachment 3261829
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It seems like that video is now gone, I tried searching for it and couldn't find it anymore. Youtube is just a piece of shit website that needs to take some time to even delete videos, apparently.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Spoiler

Some chris-chan-esque sigh action going here, Phil.

 

[Iron Father]

His bankruptcy call.

Even the 341 call.

Nope, I've had this argument several times, and I've listened to that bankruptcy call several times, iirc I counted 3 snorts and a shitload of throat clears.

He absolutely can.

I've reviewed the first 15 minutes, 1 extremely minor half a second throat clear.

I tapped out at the 30 minute mark, and I saw/heard 1 snort @22:38 but that was definitely the most resilient I've ever seen him lmfao. He looked like he was drowning in snot the whole time.

You’ve clearly never been here for any stream where he knows people other than detractors or his wheelchairs are watching.

Didn’t snort for those sponsored streams, or when he did the quartering interview, or during the wings down the rabbit hole react, and I wanna say he didn’t the few times he brought kat on(might be wrong about that last one)

He snorts within the first 5 minutes of that Quartering interview. Skip to 4:15 lol.

 

[Lazycunt]

Nope, I've had this argument several times, and I've listened to that bankruptcy call several times, iirc I counted 3 snorts and a shitload of throat clears.

I tapped out at the 30 minute mark, and I saw/heard 1 snort @22:38 but that was definitely the most resilient I've ever seen him lmfao. He looked like he was drowning in snot the whole time.

He snorts within the first 5 minutes of that Quartering interview. Skip to 4:15 lol.

So he can control his snort and sniffing because a normal stream has shit loads of snorts and sniffs,

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Out of all the weird conspiracy theories here on the Farms (Kat is gone, Phil is gay, Phil hit on Leanna before she was 18, Kat hates Phil, etc), the one I actually can say I believe is that Phil has, to some degree, a scat fetish.

He loves doing and talking about disgusting shit on stream. And he enjoys describing to a painfully revolting degree scenarios that involve him shitting inside of a person's mouth, or the person sucking a turd out of his asshole, or whatever else. I've never seen someone normal enjoying talking about those things like Phil does. He clearly gets pleasure out of evoking those scenarios in his viewers' minds.

He's just a very disgusting human being, and he likes broadcasting how disgusting he is.

I think another perspective is that he's mentally stunted and his humor rivals that of a middle schooler. His logic goes along the lines of not being able to say anything remotely sexual about anything resembling a woman because he's married. So what are we left with?

Poop jokes, threatening to smack the shit out of children, and clown mode when someone throws change at him.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Hardest worker alive

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[Iron Father]

So he can control his snort and sniffing because a normal stream has shit loads of snorts and sniffs,

I don't believe this meme that he can control shit, and every time someone links a video where supposedly he didn't snort, I watch it and find snorts.

I think it's just something that gets repeated so often it's become true, when it's clearly not.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Isn't that what he did with his ear infection medication as well? Took it for a few days and it was gone so "better stop taking it".

God, imagine the MRSA that evolves out of DSP's cesspool of a body. We're doomed.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Spoiler

Some chris-chan-esque sigh action going here, Phil.

"sorry I don't sound energetic tonight" At least he apologized for not enthusiastically begging for last minute tips while guilting his whales

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil pushed through the pain tonight. What a fucking warrior! His Herculean effort is worth some support! !tip

 

[actually]

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Hardest worker alive

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Alright, so what is he actually going to be doing on Monday if he doesn't stream? He's not been getting nearly enough money to take a day off before his normal day off.

 

[Piece of Peace]

It seems like that video is now gone, I tried searching for it and couldn't find it anymore. Youtube is just a piece of shit website that needs to take some time to even delete videos, apparently.

Still up from what I can tell.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Still up from what I can tell.

Looks like it is up. I searched for it on Youtube search, then on his channel's searchbar, then I checked his uploads and didn't find it. Maybe it's how Youtube treats videos that get reported for scamming?

 

[Misao Hyper]

I would not be arguing what words are and are not slurs if I have already been kicked off other sites for slurs. I am not taking a stance on the words, just saying if it happened to me once I would not poke that bear again.