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Can we get all of the Nick looking for evidence of cum memes all in one place? They are hilarious
Orbiter 🏳️🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.
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dreamlander
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“Nick’s attack dog” is being far to generous to ralph. Ethan’s his attack hog
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Nick had Beardson delete last night's stream where he came on. I got a copy of the stream before Nick had beardson delete it, uploading it somewhere right now, it's huge.
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ramzpaul wades in...
I haven't finished the video but a reminder: RP went to Gunt's bowling event with his girlfriend.
I haven't finished the video but a reminder: RP went to Gunt's bowling event with his girlfriend.
Honestly, I never watched Jaden or any other cozy streamer apart from AltHype recently and Nick years ago. Only watched clips when there was a falling out. But my distant impression of Jaden was that he was a bland Nick sycophant. After seeing him on KS stream and his after-stream I think that he's a normal guy who got caught up in the whole thing. I still think he's not a particularly insightful or charismatic politics guy but most of us aren't. I don't say that to be a dick, and being humble about himself in these streams really raised my opinion of him.
While he was still in AF I heard clips where he was being kinda catty against AF detractors (CWC, Casey etc. ) so my opinion of him was low. Now I chalk that up to a young person being in a peer-group and naturally going along with them. I think we'we all done that at some point.
The reason I'm interested in this drama in the first place is that I liked Nick's content back around 2016. But gradually drifted away because others had frankly better/more interesting political analysis. He made a big thing about his movement being presentable, but the guys at TRS are just flat out more presentable. You can think that their views aren't presentable, but they are just more normal people when you compare them to Beardson/Nick/Ralph (the only core AF people left). Basically they aren't a neurotic/vindictive/BPD basket-cases. When there's a falling out behind the scenes there aren't long streams where Enoch talks about how he's always hated the guy that left. You can have opinions of them outside of that, but the contrast there is clear. They don't act like a bunch of high-school girls in a clique.
It's so clear that Nick doesn't genuinely care about or like any of his "friends". He certainly doesn't have any respect for them. They're all a misstep away from a narcissistic rant about how they've always been losers. That coupled with gas-lighting about how he's always been nice to them and how they just betrayed him out of the blue. Like what you read about mentally abusive BDP parents.
When he's having a struggle session with Beardson it's so clear that all the insults clearly apply to Beardson as well. "You're nothing without me" etc etc...
I actually doubted this analysis until now. I thought that maybe he's just a bit of an asshole and I'm reading too much into it. But everything Jaden said fits so perfectly with the impression you get of Nick. All these groypers going on about lack of evidence are just coping. Everything is so clear at this point. But they're invested just like Jaden was. I think it will dawn on them as well. There was room for giving the benefit of the doubt until now, but not anymore.
The only thing Nick had that he could credibly present as an advantage over other dissident groups was a larger audience. Now even the size of that has been put into question. Maybe he's marginally more popular, but nothing as drastic as he would like people to believe. And that really was the rhetorical linchpin of his argument that he's the only relevant thing around. "Yeah he may be an asshole, but what he's doing is clearly working in bringing people in." No, apparently not.
Only good thing to come out of cozy was the AltHype comeback. Though I assume he's going to be streaming less and less. Not because of the drama, but because that's how he usually is -- very sporadic with the output.
While he was still in AF I heard clips where he was being kinda catty against AF detractors (CWC, Casey etc. ) so my opinion of him was low. Now I chalk that up to a young person being in a peer-group and naturally going along with them. I think we'we all done that at some point.
The reason I'm interested in this drama in the first place is that I liked Nick's content back around 2016. But gradually drifted away because others had frankly better/more interesting political analysis. He made a big thing about his movement being presentable, but the guys at TRS are just flat out more presentable. You can think that their views aren't presentable, but they are just more normal people when you compare them to Beardson/Nick/Ralph (the only core AF people left). Basically they aren't a neurotic/vindictive/BPD basket-cases. When there's a falling out behind the scenes there aren't long streams where Enoch talks about how he's always hated the guy that left. You can have opinions of them outside of that, but the contrast there is clear. They don't act like a bunch of high-school girls in a clique.
It's so clear that Nick doesn't genuinely care about or like any of his "friends". He certainly doesn't have any respect for them. They're all a misstep away from a narcissistic rant about how they've always been losers. That coupled with gas-lighting about how he's always been nice to them and how they just betrayed him out of the blue. Like what you read about mentally abusive BDP parents.
When he's having a struggle session with Beardson it's so clear that all the insults clearly apply to Beardson as well. "You're nothing without me" etc etc...
I actually doubted this analysis until now. I thought that maybe he's just a bit of an asshole and I'm reading too much into it. But everything Jaden said fits so perfectly with the impression you get of Nick. All these groypers going on about lack of evidence are just coping. Everything is so clear at this point. But they're invested just like Jaden was. I think it will dawn on them as well. There was room for giving the benefit of the doubt until now, but not anymore.
The only thing Nick had that he could credibly present as an advantage over other dissident groups was a larger audience. Now even the size of that has been put into question. Maybe he's marginally more popular, but nothing as drastic as he would like people to believe. And that really was the rhetorical linchpin of his argument that he's the only relevant thing around. "Yeah he may be an asshole, but what he's doing is clearly working in bringing people in." No, apparently not.
Only good thing to come out of cozy was the AltHype comeback. Though I assume he's going to be streaming less and less. Not because of the drama, but because that's how he usually is -- very sporadic with the output.
Kovic's Work Buttplug
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Lol, imagine starting a cult to cope about being a homosexual.
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With what we know now, this is complete horseshit unless the metrices are twisted to their absolute advantage. Who cares about visits, it's the live viewership that matters.
Truth Social isn't even available on PC yet, its website is merely a link to the Apple and Google Stores and access is currently denied to non-American IPs. This is their competition lmao.
There's this many channels with content and subscribers. I assume the "-1" subscriber ones indicate that they haven't made a single stream yet.
| Nick | 7876 |
| AFF | 7170 |
| Vince | 635 |
| Pig | 589 |
| Goblin | 539 |
| wurzelroot | 490 |
| roosh | 366 |
| paultown | 334 |
| dalton | 300 |
| althype | 261 |
| polprovoke | 258 |
| bigtech | 249 |
| michael | 220 |
| yofa | 209 |
| frassen | 198 |
| kai | 193 |
| jaden | 134 |
| speckzo | 123 |
| jimbozoomer | 120 |
| fagmenco | 110 |
| augie | 101 |
| shooter | 100 |
| tyler | 94 |
| ux | 81 |
| gab | 76 |
| broseph | 74 |
| veyta | 70 |
| seanmccrossen | 67 |
| chieftrumpster | 66 |
| tenryo | 59 |
| bookcat | 56 |
| JLP | 52 |
| brysongray | 51 |
| woozuh | 49 |
| alexjones | 44 |
| laurenwitzke | 41 |
| patrickhowley | 33 |
| joetheboomer | 29 |
| valiantnews | 24 |
| cancelproof | 22 |
| stewpeters | 19 |
| trsartor | 17 |
| partygoy | 16 |
| crosstalknews | 14 |
| waynedupreeshow | 11 |
5 months, let's say each month has 31 days.
Which metric are they using? Webstat's definition:
So he is claiming over 5 months, cozy.tv had a cumulative visit count of around 20-21 million???
Multiplying subscriber count with 5 then 155 gives this: 16,771,000
I'm calling bullshit. There wasn't a single instance where IVFuentes had 35k live viewers. Even numbers in his extreme favour doesn't work.
Today's event should convince anyone on a fence that Nick's cute little site is merely an extension of his ego and basically worthless.
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I'm telling you that these numbers are bullshit. You are looking at computer programs that have no privileged access to the platform's data essentially guessing at what the numbers actually are based on what few data points are accessible to them. Every time some smart cunt comes up and says "no really my crystal ball is a science accurate within 5% you'd be shocked" I can only groan and fingergun my temple as the users decide that the cool numbers are enough to talk about for pages at a time without understanding where those numbers come from.
At a certain point in the last few years, these websites decided our traffic had PLUMMETTED. We went from #10,000 worldwide to #90,000. You'd think, based on their numbers, our entire community had died. Yet in that time our active users doubled from 1000 to 2000 at prime time. We were ranked lower than other drama websites that had 1/10th the amount of activity. The reason why, I think, is that Google started penalizing our SEO due to the A&N section. Copy+pasted articles are counted as plagiarism and the Googlebot was penalizing the entire site as a result.
So what these bots can see is not how many users access the site, how many requests we handle, etc. They could see that our site was now 10x less prominent in search results. From that, they believed our numbers were crashing.
The Kiwi Farms handled over 2 billion HTTP requests and 2.23M unique visitors in the last 30 days. I don't run analytics so I can't say how many sessions we actually had, but I would bet it's much more than 6m.
At a certain point in the last few years, these websites decided our traffic had PLUMMETTED. We went from #10,000 worldwide to #90,000. You'd think, based on their numbers, our entire community had died. Yet in that time our active users doubled from 1000 to 2000 at prime time. We were ranked lower than other drama websites that had 1/10th the amount of activity. The reason why, I think, is that Google started penalizing our SEO due to the A&N section. Copy+pasted articles are counted as plagiarism and the Googlebot was penalizing the entire site as a result.
So what these bots can see is not how many users access the site, how many requests we handle, etc. They could see that our site was now 10x less prominent in search results. From that, they believed our numbers were crashing.
The Kiwi Farms handled over 2 billion HTTP requests and 2.23M unique visitors in the last 30 days. I don't run analytics so I can't say how many sessions we actually had, but I would bet it's much more than 6m.
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Yeah sites like socialblade are pretty trash with arbitrary metrices, but our recent data came directly from the poorly written site, straight out of the .json file the site stores and contains subscriber information correlated with the viewership during that time down to the microsecond. Privileged access isn't needed when someone's paid $15k a year to run an entire site just to get threatened with their dox.
Here's an example of a datapoint stripped from the file:
I'm not an expert in coding and site metrices, but this to me is far more convincing than those shoddy tracking services that always tend to get things wrong.
That said, the post up there isn't exactly sound, depending on how they gather "clicks", they can make that number whatever they want, really.
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Legitimately sad to see 17 year old slurping this much cock so soon
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Full beardson stream from last night, call in begins at 3h 14m:
edit: just the Nick call here: https://poast.tv/w/j35Y7UgFCRTWX8B6eLXvN6
yt copy of the call: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVw4JGWBVBw
I clipped just the call and uploaded it to youtube as well and as soon as it went live Nick struck my channel and now the channel has been fully removed. RIP. No worries, I'm uploading it elsewhere and will post that once it's up.
edit: also, Nick you're being felted by your own fans on telegram because you refuse to address anything, check those thumbs down lol. I've begun DMing them all the link to your embarassing call in from last night, you mad?
here's a super downsized copy of the call in (sorry for the weird aspect ratio, I'm not going to re-export it as I'm too lazy):
edit: just the Nick call here: https://poast.tv/w/j35Y7UgFCRTWX8B6eLXvN6
yt copy of the call: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVw4JGWBVBw
I clipped just the call and uploaded it to youtube as well and as soon as it went live Nick struck my channel and now the channel has been fully removed. RIP. No worries, I'm uploading it elsewhere and will post that once it's up.
edit: also, Nick you're being felted by your own fans on telegram because you refuse to address anything, check those thumbs down lol. I've begun DMing them all the link to your embarassing call in from last night, you mad?
here's a super downsized copy of the call in (sorry for the weird aspect ratio, I'm not going to re-export it as I'm too lazy):
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You are doing a great job representing Groypers with your toddler anime avatar and your heartfelt loveletter to Nick. I'm sure he will read this and take your advice to heart and become a better
Expose the Nose
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Fire up the blacklights boys, cause it turns out cozy.tv is drenched in cum.
Nick just put out this message on Telegram to brag about the growth rate of his site.
Hmmmm...let's take a closer look at the data.
Just as I had expected. Coomers. All of them are coomers. Wall to wall coom stains. Every piece of furniture covered in coom.
Nick just put out this message on Telegram to brag about the growth rate of his site.
Hmmmm...let's take a closer look at the data.
Just as I had expected. Coomers. All of them are coomers. Wall to wall coom stains. Every piece of furniture covered in coom.
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Always have been, but who the fuck still cares for half/pol/ given its absolute state in recent years? Once the alt-right and double kicked the dirt the vast majority of autists tuned out in order to focus on irl. It is literally the only reason groyper fags managed to make as much inroad over there as they have. You could probably find more oldfags on here of all places than half/pol/ as it stands today for crying out loud.
Btw does it need repeating that getting caught up in the fake and gayness of day to day politics is a vast net negative to one's life and that board culture as it manifests on half/pol/ always served to drive righteous white discontent straight into a great pit of nothingness? The only board which wasn't titled that way repeatedly gave the world irl spergouts and ultimately one of the most epic livestreams in history. And it would've kept doing so as that's one of the only logical conclusions if ones interest in this flavor of politics goes beyond worthless e-celeb worship, jacking off over triggering the libs with dank memes and the like.
Talking out of my ass here but it wouldn't be much of a stretch to assume weev's bot farm is working overtime on cozy, as it has done on a number of other similar websites in the past when he was aligned with and working on them.
All becomes gunt
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Boy we've all been young and stupid, if you value your anus you'll see to get away from this sham of a movement immidiately. It's not even about what was said by Simon or Jaden, Nick has been fraudulent and a rampant homosexual for years. It came in the limelight during his 12 hour catboy date with an australian man that sucks artificial cum out of horse dildoes, dates trannies, and asks 12 year old kids on omegle to get naked and show him their feet.
Later on we would have January 6th, the fiasco where Nick and Baked sent many of your fellow groypers into solitary confinement. Baked Alaska explicitly livestreamed himself inside Nancy Pelosi's office and inside the capitol and the footage was used to identify many innocent people that basically didn't know any better and then they got led like lambs to the slaughter. All the while Nick was cheerleading this and considers Baked a hero to this day, meanwhile nobody has even cared to as much as look to the people still rotting in prison. To add salt to the wound Baked's felony got dropped into a misdemeanor because he was the snitch. Also there is a link to Milo Yianopoulos a known homosexual and CI and by extension the pockets of the Koch Brothers which he once served.
There is many more things i could go into, which you can also readily find listed and archived in this thread but to make my point clear, it would be beneficial to you to get out now while you still can and not ruin your life for a mexican, jewish, homosexual that wants to use you as fuel to feed his egotistical ambitions.
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Malaika
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So the fraud, doxing, blackmail, extortion and the fact that the leader of a conservative christian political movement has no morals or standards to speak off and laughs at people who do is all fine and dandy with you, but him lying about his view numbers is the only thing that bothers you? You're retarded and deserve to be exploited by this Mexican goblin. Do everyone here a favor and just stfu, stop posting and go back to your little cult.
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Nigga you choose to be represented by a cartoon little girl. A proper reactionary movement would put you against the wall first.
KinoIsBackOnTheMenu
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Lmao. I recall Jaden said in KC that Cozy collects pretty much all the personal data of visitors it can, which without a doubt means that they use Google Analytics. There is supposedly a way for website traffic to be 'verified' on SW by syncing Google Analytics info, and I assume that Cozy is verified on SW if they use SW as their marker. I do not know how accurate Google Analytics is and never will because I refuse to use it for any of the sites I run, but I do know that they were found to be in breach of European data protection laws.
Franz Joseph
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I find it rather interesting that Ramz mentions Beardson and Baked in the vid but left out Ralph.
LanceHaver
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They use Plausible Analytics, a self-hosted alternative to Google Analytics.
You can see their Plausible instance at rocket.cozy.tv and the "pageview" event that Cozy generates is in the same format as the Plausible API documentation.
Cozy activity:
You can compare the POST request to the Plausible Events API here for proof:
They would also have access to their CloudFlare analytics panel as well.
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