Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

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I'm telling you that these numbers are bullshit. You are looking at computer programs that have no privileged access to the platform's data essentially guessing at what the numbers actually are based on what few data points are accessible to them. Every time some smart cunt comes up and says "no really my crystal ball is a science accurate within 5% you'd be shocked" I can only groan and fingergun my temple as the users decide that the cool numbers are enough to talk about for pages at a time without understanding where those numbers come from.

At a certain point in the last few years, these websites decided our traffic had PLUMMETTED. We went from #10,000 worldwide to #90,000. You'd think, based on their numbers, our entire community had died. Yet in that time our active users doubled from 1000 to 2000 at prime time. We were ranked lower than other drama websites that had 1/10th the amount of activity. The reason why, I think, is that Google started penalizing our SEO due to the A&N section. Copy+pasted articles are counted as plagiarism and the Googlebot was penalizing the entire site as a result.

So what these bots can see is not how many users access the site, how many requests we handle, etc. They could see that our site was now 10x less prominent in search results. From that, they believed our numbers were crashing.

The Kiwi Farms handled over 2 billion HTTP requests and 2.23M unique visitors in the last 30 days. I don't run analytics so I can't say how many sessions we actually had, but I would bet it's much more than 6m.
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I think it's really telling that within 3-4 hours of AltisticRight posting his analysis, Nick went on Beardson's stream to talk about how amazing Cozy's numbers are and how great they're doing.

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Lmao. I recall Jaden said in KC that Cozy collects pretty much all the personal data of visitors it can, which without a doubt means that they use Google Analytics. There is supposedly a way for website traffic to be 'verified' on SW by syncing Google Analytics info, and I assume that Cozy is verified on SW if they use SW as their marker. I do not know how accurate Google Analytics is and never will because I refuse to use it for any of the sites I run, but I do know that they were found to be in breach of European data protection laws.
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They use something called rocket, which is like a self hosted alternative.
 
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Shamash said:
TBH, I thought Nick might be at least something approaching the real deal myself-the aforementioned flight ban, the constant flack he got from other corners of the (very compromised) right and his political takes seemed sensible-social conservatism and white racial identity-with a Catholic flourish.

I had not paid attention to much of AF’s inner drama or his slap fights and alleged homosexuality(i had heard of the cat boy rumors but didn’t think much of them)

Let it never be said I don’t admit I was wrong.

I was wrong. This guy sounds like a depraved faggot that absolutely deserves the worst he can imagine and more.
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It’s insane how he can portray himself so charismatically on his show but then when you learn about his lore and drama and see the way his fans behave it’s a completely different image than what you thought. I mean there was always evidence of his faggotry in his shows (I always had to turn it off once he got started on one of his gay woman rants) so I should have figured the guy was deeply fucked up but I don’t know, there’s a way he pulls you in. Genuinely creepy, he is a complete fraud and nothing more than a manipulative, narcissistic, abusive cult leader. Simon sketches me out especially with his history but I can see how Jaden earnestly got brainwashed and mentally trapped in Nick’s orbit for so long. Just the way he felt guilty and “disavowed” kissing a girl shows the depths of the narcissistic abuse on that kid.
 
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Former groyper here. I was a groyper until Friday's stream. The bullshit has been piling up for months, so that was merely the straw that broke the camel's back. I have gone to several groyper meetups in the past. I'm a millennial, so I was not too deeply involved in the social aspect of AF. I donated over $1k over the course of a couple years. I ran a relatively popular groyper account on Gab until Friday.

Increasingly, I hated the way Nick shit on normal people. Those are the target. There can only be one leader, but why would that leader hate the entirety of their base? Society attacks normal White men as a matter of course, so we don't need it from the dissident right. The way super chatters on his show have to tip toe around his ego when they're donating to the cause is also a major turn off. Actually, I think you can view his behavior toward super chatters as a proxy for what it is probably like to try to talk to him in real life. A lot of people think he is being mean as a joke, but slowly I realized he isn't feigning the disdain.

The most damning part of the kino casino stream, from my standpoint, was Nick's behavior at the anti-vax rally in New York. He sat on TikTok for nine days and had to be pressured to show up to an event that was core to his platform. Before the past few months, I was basically convinced Nick had the potential to achieve great political goals. What happened to the AF candidates? What happened to the AF college chapters? What happened to fighting Joe Kent? What happened to the college speaking tour? What makes you so late to every night's stream? Nick is enriching himself and using money to fuel his ego instead of accomplishing goals all of his followers want. This is despite having an extremely dedicated group of FREE volunteers working tirelessly. I think Simon embellished and told some half-truths on the stream, but why, as your only paid employee, was he only making $20k/year?

I will still watch him as an interesting host that talks about my viewpoints on stream, but I am done thinking this is some sort of serious political movement or that Nick will accomplish anything political. If you want to donate because you like what he talks about, that's fine. If you donate because you think you're making an actual political difference, please stop kidding yourself. Has anyone in politics ever shit on normal people as badly as Nick?
 
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Bleep.Bloop said:
Nick, this is the first post I've ever made on Kiwifarms. I love you, have watched you for years, and will continue to watch every night. All these faggots that keep running with the catboi line are clearly arguing in bad faith. I don't undervalue you, and I know how instrumental you've been in dragging the overton window to the right. You're the nucleus from which all reactionary content is derived - will forever be grateful for that.

That being said, on the view multiplier issue, you got caught. Everything else mentioned by Simon and Jaden can more or less be blown off as hearsay, but your audience legitimately cares about the view multiplier.

If you had a monopoly on information, you could deny it and get away with it. But you don't. Every single Groyper is reading Kiwifarms. Every single Groyper listened to Jaden and Simon. You have dozens of sociopaths on this website archiving cozy's backend, diving into the source code, and running statistics. All your interns know as well. Kino Casino will hammer the issue every night.

Common sense alone dictates it's not possible you're pulling 8k concurrent viewers, while all the other streamers put together have never broke 3k.

People are putting their faces and names out to stream on your site, under the pretext that they believe your audience is real. The view multiplier is form of fraud, and is a spit in the face to every single streamer on your site - even if it's just on your channel.

The only winning move here is to have humility and admit to the view multiplier. We love you and will forgive you. Lying got you where you are now - lying isn't going to get you any further.
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If you’re in Nick’s cat boy cult and need help getting out, please blink twice.
 
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pharaohwewuz said:
Oh wow, didn't expect this kind of take from Keith Woods. I guess child leaders of the white race have to stick together.

Unless there has been another big drama stream recently, he seems to be implying that Nick will rise to power like Hitler in 1933 and drama streamers will then be purged. Even if he's talking about someone else it's ludicrous.

https://t.me/s/keith_woods/2688
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Tbf Keith is a pro wrestling fan and has talked about how much he enjoys listening to wrestling shoot interviews so him saying that isn't exactly him saying he's above following the drama. The second post is just a joke
 
Novalife said:
kill yourself if you're in this thread simping for Lauren southern lmfao. No matter the political leanings I have no respect for grifters and people who abuse the trust of their supporters. I have been watching her on Destiny's stream and her little radical Centrist schtick after her failed gig at Sky news is fucking embarrassing.
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I dont understand the hate, she is some E-girl. i dont see how she is any worse than that E-girl that sold her bathwater.
the real problem is that people take any woman talking about politics for real. woman have tiny brains and shouldnt be allowed to vote.
 
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The first time I saw Nick, I had two thoughts. One, that he was conceived in a test tube by the CIA, and two, that he was jewish. The first assumption was eerily accurate, and now I'm wondering if the second one is true as well. I'm simply amazed at the agility of his tongue and his virtuosity at lying. Just look at his behavior over the last 3 days and then read this quote.

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Friendly reminder that my Nanny script runs on basically any computer with Python3.9, and I strongly encourage anybody to run it, (behind a VPN). With the format used it's easy to combine different data files, and the more data we have and the more often it runs, the better.
 
opticaldilation said:
Always have been, but who the fuck still cares for half/pol/ given its absolute state in recent years? Once the alt-right and double kicked the dirt the vast majority of autists tuned out in order to focus on irl. It is literally the only reason groyper fags managed to make as much inroad over there as they have. You could probably find more oldfags on here of all places than half/pol/ as it stands today for crying out loud.

Btw does it need repeating that getting caught up in the fake and gayness of day to day politics is a vast net negative to one's life and that board culture as it manifests on half/pol/ always served to drive righteous white discontent straight into a great pit of nothingness? The only board which wasn't titled that way repeatedly gave the world irl spergouts and ultimately one of the most epic livestreams in history. And it would've kept doing so as that's one of the only logical conclusions if ones interest in this flavor of politics goes beyond worthless e-celeb worship, jacking off over triggering the libs with dank memes and the like.
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I agree that current /pol/ is a huge cesspool of shit filled with boomer schizos and mentally handicapped zoomers, but even then the groypers still manage to make themselves look exceptionally stupid in comparison with the rest.
 
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