Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Kier Starmer]

I have a feeling the whole affiliate thing might be a big bite in the ass. Don't declare sponsors/revenues, you're in for a bad time. Youtube is starting to get incredibly litigious when it comes to video titles reflecting on content too. basically, Youtube's algorithm is trying to undo clickbait. This was incredibly skeezy like 7 minutes of her reacting like a mongoloid and 3 minutes of "content".

If you want to know how bad it is for amber before that Nickado video it took her 139 days for an old video to break 100k views. It took her nearly half a year, that for Amber since her cowdom is unheard of. She now faces the issue of incredibly clickbaiting in a system that does not want clickbait. Amber cannot livestream either because whenever she does in post she loses viewers. With her shorter video lengths too she faces the problem of fewer ads and fewer clicks.

This is the face of desperation.

 

[Lack of a better nickname]

Do you remember when our favourite hog was insisting on not sweating?

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

I have a feeling the whole affiliate thing might be a big bite in the ass. Don't declare sponsors/revenues, you're in for a bad time.

I dont know how the whole affiliate thing should work but, 'forgeting' to mention your Sponsor 4 times in a row? Thats intentional.
I hope someone denounces her ass to Team YouTube on Twitter.

 

[ObviousMelon]

Maybe it's just a "me" thing...and "normal" tugs or smoothing doesn't register.

But TorridLynn gets on my very last nerve with her incessant pickin', then pick-pick,
pick-pickin' at her clothes. Sweet Fanny Backshelf. It's. Every. Damn. Try-on.

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Someone actually made a compilation video about that

 

[A Widdle Woach]

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Forgive my pet autism here but if you put animal feed in plastic like that the plastics will leak toxins into the kibble and will grow mold in the plastic which is impossible to kill and that will also leak into the food.

If she wants to store pet food like this she needs to get an actual food grade container, cut the top off of the food bag and but the bag inside the container, not just dump everything into a storage bin like an idiot.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

She has the worst taste in... everything.

And sending nudes? This isn't the first time she has claimed that. She also said she did the same before she met Destiny and Becky and I believe one other as well. I find that hard to believe. This is a woman who won't even show her feet, ankles, or legs. Even though we can see the outline when she wears those yoga pants that now only fit like leggins.

Add to the fact she never had sex with Becky and Krystal despite being, and living with both of them for four years. I doubt her and Jade have had any sex either, at least not the way she wants us to believe.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Can't remember seeing it in here.
Dana and her new nigga.
What's about the morbidly obese and niggas?

Is that a super butch woman or is Dana a bisexual with her black mayun now? Or is she caretakersexual like Amber? Foodsexual, secondhandclothessexual and moneysexual are also options.

Get yourself someone who looks at you the way Fatty looks at herself

When anyone asks why Amber doesn't lose weight refer them to this photo. Amber adores herself and is also totally content with her current lifestyle. She would be dating herself if she could wipe her own ass.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Forgive my pet autism here but if you put animal feed in plastic like that the plastics will leak toxins into the kibble and will grow mold in the plastic which is impossible to kill and that will also leak into the food.

If she wants to store pet food like this she needs to get an actual food grade container, cut the top off of the food bag and but the bag inside the container, not just dump everything into a storage bin like an idiot.

Spoiler: OT question

I did not know that. I have one of those big, thick plastic containers made to hold dog food. It has a screw-on top. I’m pretty sure it’s food grade plastic. But should I be doing the same thing (keeping the food in the bag) or is this container fine? Eta: It’s called a Vittles Vault if that helps.

 

[A Widdle Woach]

Spoiler: OT question

I did not know that. I have one of those big, thick plastic containers made to hold dog food. It has a screw-on top. I’m pretty sure it’s food grade plastic. But should I be doing the same thing (keeping the food in the bag) or is this container fine?

Spoiler: OT PET SPERGING

Off topic but yes, ideally you'd keep the food in the bag inside the bin. Even the “kibble vaults” can get mold like this. The main problem is you can’t see the mold on/in the plastic and if you’re seeing mold in the kibble it’s beyond help, trash the entire unit and start over.
Aside from the plastic leaking chemicals the left over kibble crumbs can cause mold to form too.

 

[Cosmologic]

i also hate the clothes pinching and pulling, but she won’t ever buy clothes that actually fit her properly because it would force her to admit she can’t fit in torrid clothes at all. she’d probably look much better in a 7x or 8x. it’s insane that she thinks she’s “skinny” enough for a 4x when those dresses are skin tight. i wonder if she likes wearing tight clothes because she thinks they accentuate her (non-existent) curves.

the amount of work and money she sinks into feeding into her delusions is nuts. a 4x dress is probably cutting off circulation from being so tight.

 

[Cock wombler]

Fitbits are notorious for miscounts on steps.

And not just by a small amount.

Spoiler: Fitbit PL

Over the weekend I was out with the fella and he took his fitbit off and put it in my bag. My phone was also in my bag and my phone said we did 8k steps and his fitbit said 11k, it was on about 400 step when it was put in my bag.

Has anyone checked out the Instagram account who's taken over Amber's raritycat @. They're regularly trolling the fuck out of her.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I did not know that. I have one of those big, thick plastic containers made to hold dog food. It has a screw-on top. I’m pretty sure it’s food grade plastic. But should I be doing the same thing (keeping the food in the bag) or is this container fine? Eta: It’s called a Vittles Vault if that helps.

You're fine. It's food grade plastic. Periodically wash it out with bleach and soap. The entire food service industry operates on food grade plastic. If it's good enough for people, it's good enough for animals.

Storage drawers from Wommart? Not food safe. It isn't even a step up from when Amber would dump an entire bag in a giant bowl and leave it on the floor until it was gone.

This is something every 600 pound megafat does: they loose 10 pounds and the truth starts to dribble out about how bad it really was before they were the skinny legend they are now. "I was bedboud and had to have food brought to me. Now I sit on the couch all day waiting to have food brought to me."

 

[FatFuckingClown]

And not just by a small amount.

Spoiler: Fitbit PL

Over the weekend I was out with the fella and he took his fitbit off and put it in my bag. My phone was also in my bag and my phone said we did 8k steps and his fitbit said 11k, it was on about 400 step when it was put in my bag.

Has anyone checked out the Instagram account who's taken over Amber's raritycat @. They're regularly trolling the fuck out of her.
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“I was diagnosed with showers” I am DYING.

 

[Cosmologic]

i do not understand why she’s peddling the lie that she’s MORE mobile now than she was when she was the exact same weight this time two years ago. does she sincerely expect anyone to believe that? at least her other lies have had some level of reason behind them but they’re becoming even more unnecessary and nonsensical.

 

[lol cow supreme]

i do not understand why she’s peddling the lie that she’s MORE mobile now than she was when she was the exact same weight this time two years ago. does she sincerely expect anyone to believe that? at least her other lies have had some level of reason behind them but they’re becoming even more unnecessary and nonsensical.

She does appear to be more mobile than we've seen in the past year. Wifey could be not allowing her to sit in bed all day remaining bed bound. A little activity for someone thats 500+ pounds is a lot of work.

I'm more inclined to think the lie is in how much she used to weigh and she'll never admit it to anyone she was over 600, even if it meant she could brag about losing 150 pounds and being just 500 elbees now.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I'm more inclined to think the lie is in how much she used to weigh and she'll never admit it to anyone she was over 600, even if it meant she could brag about losing 150 pounds and being just 500 elbees now.

I think that this makes a lot more sense. At that time, she used a scale that had "wonky" batteries, so she may deny that she was that heavy.

i do not understand why she’s peddling the lie that she’s MORE mobile now than she was when she was the exact same weight this time two years ago. does she sincerely expect anyone to believe that? at least her other lies have had some level of reason behind them but they’re becoming even more unnecessary and nonsensical.

Her narrative is that her weight has no effect on her health. She does not say that she has sleep apnea, she says that she has not been tested for sleep apnea. For her, it is a big difference. She is more mobile now because she says she was less mobile then.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

i do not understand why she’s peddling the lie that she’s MORE mobile now than she was when she was the exact same weight this time two years ago. does she sincerely expect anyone to believe that? at least her other lies have had some level of reason behind them but they’re becoming even more unnecessary and nonsensical.

The most important thing in the world to a sociopath is the lie. Whatever that lie is, they will defend it to the end. No matter how ridiculous it is.
Quick example - Fatty putting hair conditioner on her face. People made fun of her. She comes back with a video saying she knew it was for hair, but it was recommended to her by a dermatologist.
You 'guiize need to reeuulliiize' you are not dealing with a normal, rational person. She has always got to be in charge, in control, right, correct. She has 2 stories - feel sorry for her, or, she is so great, kind, intelligent etc. Victim or Hero.

Has to prove the haydurs wrong. Also allows her to convince us just how unique she is
**hint - she's not.
The same reason she has none of the ailments usually associated with someone her size. If she's forced to, the first thing she points out is that thin people can also have (insert ailment) too. What she doesn't understand is thin people might get one or even two of these conditions - this fat fuck has the whole lot of them.

In other news... Fatty has disappeared from Cameo, again. She still has 81 reviews, with the last one now being from 13 days ago. Looks like Cameo is as dry as her pussy.

 

[Mad Man]

Her narrative is that her weight has no effect on her health. She does not say that she has sleep apnea, she says that she has not been tested for sleep apnea. For her, it is a big difference. She is more mobile now because she says she was less mobile then.

She might think her lies magically convince people that she's in the right, but you can't lie to death. That obese pig will suffocate to death in that whale sized body of hers in a few years or less. She's going to win the heart attack lottery that she's been investing in one pound at a time. I bet she's getting real close to winning that prize.

 

[Clintonberg]

In other news... Fatty has disappeared from Cameo, again. She still has 81 reviews, with the last one now being from 13 days ago. Looks like Cameo is as dry as her pussy.

Are these reviews even genuine? They're mostly five star ratings with extremely positive comments attached to them. I can't imagine a reality where Amber goes above and beyond for anything, much less people being excited to receive a personalized message from her.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Are these reviews even genuine? They're mostly five star ratings with extremely positive comments attached to them. I can't imagine a reality where Amber goes above and beyond for anything, much less people being excited to receive a personalized message from her.

I thought the same thing. I could imagine her messaging people, asking them for positive reviews, to get the haydurs to stop boolyeen her.
I would imagine the critical reviews are the most realistic. After all, we've all seen the one minute videos she 'creates', where she always ends up talking about herself.