Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

Come on now, do you think an actual, confirmed homosexual like Charles would sell a product with a label this bland and unremarkable?
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If Charles made it fabulous, then the secret would be out. He had to design the label based off the spokesperson, Jack.

A boring, basic bitch label for a boring, basic bitch human being.

EDIT: The Bible verse is actually Jack celebrating that PCLM had to hide their videos due to false copyright strikes. Jack thinks that they slandered him and the false copyright strikes for fair use are God's divine retribution against them.

 

[Sev07]

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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"Look! See?! I'm not the only one that has a problem with this movie!"

And yet I'm betting he didn't read the actual article. An article which talks about the tone the movie, not the movie itself. The fact that it's directed by Sam Raimi and has Bruce "Motherfucking" Campbell in a cameo. They're comparing it to an Evil Dead movie. That's the whole point of the article. Not that somebody has two Mommies or some liberal leftist propaganda is in it.

But no, Fatty sees that some people are having issues with the movie so that means he's right.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I was watching Cooking with dog and she started doing food reviews of restaurants in Japan. I'm not going to go too in depth, as it's really night and day difference. She blurs the images of people in the background out. I haven't used video editing software for a decade, but how hard is it for Jack to blur people in the background out? Is it a case of slothfulness or just being a stroke brain?

Not hard. Any video editing software could do it. He could even upload video without any edits and then use YouTube Studio to do it before publishing it.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I was re-reading some of the reviews left on Jacks sauces for a chuckle. I noticed it was being sold by SIM Supply. Which appears to be affiliated with doitbest in some way or another. But the interesting thing is on SIM supply’s website they list the current stock for each of the items. They appear to have over 2,000 single jars across the four varieties of sauce he sells. And that’s not counting the 12 packs they also sell because I’m unsure if those 12 packs are stand alone or torn down to sell as individuals.

FYI: the sauces have a best by date of 9/25/22

 

[Aaway]

looks like joe chavez is also a fan of rob's videos

 

[EvilDroid64]

Manbaby who files frivolous copyright strikes on YOUTUBE [OBJ][OBJ][OBJ]fears automated copyright strikes on his videos.

 

[Adamska]

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Reminder that Jack's brain is so dead and filled with scars and scabs he can't remember a fucking thing from this movie other than maybe the gay scene that made him uncomfortably horny and thus tard out in rage in the theaters.

Movies are horrid noise machines that he only likes if there are explosions in them or if he hears Jesus sometimes. He genuinely is unable to pay attention to or understand the flashing people and babbling tongues nowadays.

 

[captkrisma]

Jack could change the format of his On The Go videos today and have no more worries about copyright strikes.

His beloved MACKBOOK can even help edit the videos more, but he refuses to make the changes.

 

[Aaway]

it's one of those days where fatty does nothing but boomerpost. also, he's already at that point where he couldn't care less if HOPE dies because he's a lazy scumbag

 

[AnOminous]

Jack's degrading mental accuity makes him a savage and cowardly beast. He'll only understand actual force, not threat of force.

Remember he immediately caved when that company he libeled for his own incompetence actually filed a federal lawsuit against him.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

it's one of those days where fatty does nothing but boomerpost. also, he's already at that point where he couldn't care less if HOPE dies because he's a lazy scumbag

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The #constantly hashtag reminds me of something a bot account would put in their post.

 

[captkrisma]

Believe it or not, the HOPE stuff is actually okay (kind of). They're teething around this age and discovering their environment. This will slow or stop completely around 6 months if properly trained. Jack is shit at training though, so HOPE will have horrible bite discipline and likely gnaw Jack's dead arm off.

 

[Adamska]

Jack could change the format of his On The Go videos today and have no more worries about copyright strikes.

His beloved MACKBOOK can even help edit the videos more, but he refuses to make the changes.

The simplest trick I could think of is to just do this:

1. Take footage of the thing you are going to enjoy and eat.
2. Eat the thing, mooing in unholy pleasure at the grease. Have mommy-wife or you yourself do a quick set of notes on it to account for your horrid dementia.
3. Remove the sound by muting the clip
4. Dub over it with post commentary, describing what you noted at the time for that item.

That completely avoids copyright issues, and to anyone who's done basic editing for a 10 minute video or so for years it'd take maaaybe 20 - 40 minutes to do roughly. And that's assuming you have to edit the entire segment to avoid things; it's likely closer to the shorter end. It's not hard, but it does require minimal work.

And that's the problem. Jack is retarded and lazy. He struggles to edit things due to being completely inept with tech and he wouldn't want to do something this easy to do. 20 minutes to do simple editing could be spent looking at DoorDash like a normal human would porn.

Remember he immediately caved when that company he libeled for his own incompetence actually filed a federal lawsuit against him.

Exactly. He only understands force. He's dumber than most animals in that regard.

 

[DuckSucker]

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lol What a boomer cunt. Jack did you even read the article or just the headline?
I mean Im not reading it either but this is so hilariously childish. "SEE Im not stupid, youre stupid! Disney sux!"

 

[ZipDisk]

Rob is the Jedi Master

Live spectating of mukbang. Rob wins, FLAWLESS VICTORY

Holy crap "They make their living off food challenges, they make most of their income off youtube" "They have 1.5 million subscribers"
Rob is an ego serial killer.

The only way Rob could top this is going on Babish or YSAC (You suck at cooking), and getting them to do a magazine quality plating of something Jack has ruined.
Or finding a skinny cook named Jack and start a "Grilling with Jack" channel.

The only way to top THAT is resurrecting Julia Child and getting her to record a "Fuck you, Jack Scalfani" video.

The Kneepad thing is kind of freaky.

Mouth open shot of Randy, LOL
The joy and fitness of Katina really does make her bizarro TamHam.

Big Porker challenge, holy fuck

- Jack implying suicide door conspiracy. Robin Williams, Kate Spade, Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington

Bennington had made a previous attempt by tying himself up, weighting himself down, and jumping in a pool.

I think the door club is more effective because there is less chance of discovery before the grim task is done.

I fucking hate knowing this stuff.

Isn't it just like Jack to snatch joy out of anyone who reads his boomer postings?

Thanks for the uplift abobe, I feel like Jack's swinging corpse would punch THROUGH the door, like kool aid man.

-Sauce expiring, like fat in a drain. Thanks for that RTC.

 

[Aaway]

looks like rob experienced jack's lack of a brain firsthand

got a kick out of this subtle jab at fatty

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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"I went to see a movie from a company I hate and I didn't enjoy, how could this be happening!"

You know I enjoy shitting on the Disney owned Marvel & Star Wars movies as much as the next internet retard, but Jack just can't ever do it in a fun way. He never cracks a joke or mocks the movies, he just fucking seethes and seethes and seethes. Even when I agree with his general sentiment, he's such a miserable asshole I can't help but hate him.

He's spent several times the length of the movie being unironically MATI over, it's so pathetic.

 

[Pig Cups]

Imagine Jack getting this…


(1,2)

From Mayo Clinic:

Oof.

Looks to be prevalent in Jack’s neighborhood. He’s two lazy to be mindful of ticks- there could be a whole colony of them sucking off his stroke arm, and he wouldn’t notice.


Those symptoms sound really shitty.


Imagine if he wound up getting the severe symptoms? Chances are, if he got this, he’d lose whatever remaining will he has left to live. I could see him knowingly continuing to consume his newfound allergens regardless, and just pushing through the agony and havoc it would wreak on his body because he’s hopelessly addicted to the dopamine he gets from meat, dairy, and grease. This would probably continue until he keels over on the toilet like Elvis Presley during a bout of explosive, Alpha-gal diarrhea.

 

[abobe]

"I went to see a movie from a company I hate and I didn't enjoy, how could this be happening!"

You know I enjoy shitting on the Disney owned Marvel & Star Wars movies as much as the next internet retard, but Jack just can't ever do it in a fun way. He never cracks a joke or mocks the movies, he just fucking seethes and seethes and seethes. Even when I agree with his general sentiment, he's such a miserable asshole I can't help but hate him.

He's spent several times the length of the movie being unironically MATI over, it's so pathetic.

Jack didn't full on hate Disney until a month ago when Disney and the state of Florida went at it over a legislative bill. Half of his house decorations are Disney related, the other half is crosses and Jesus. I do hope Disney retcon Jack Skellington into being bi, just to fuck with Jack and all his Nightmare Before Christmas merchandise he has accumulated over the years.