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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Bonnie continues to seethe and cope

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A pile of bulk trash, just like Sex in the City! HashtagJustgirlythings
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Which of the two ugly women is more likely to be a Secret Tranny--Carrie Jessica Parker (the Writer) or Amanda Hugandkiss (the Lesbian)? Which of the two would be more likely to fit in at the TRANCH? Then, between Samantha and Charlotte, which of the two would be more likely to betray the TRANCH and work with Earl?
 
The most infuriating thing about ALL of this is alpaca dung isn't hot. You can plow it directly in and it's an excellent fertilizer.

Hats now pls.
And if they don't want to plow (which is honestly probably a good way to turn their desolation into an actual desert so isn't a real good idea) and don't want to spend much of their non-existent money - make a fucking chain harrow! Ours is a 15 foot chunk of oak with 10 foot lengths of heavy chain attached a foot apart. It was made in an afternoon by my great grandfather back in 1931 and is still going strong today. Only thing that's been changed on it in all that time is a single length of chain which the pixies took and the front from a horse harness attachment to a hook for the tractor. We still have the harness attachment, too. :)

Harrow before the snow and before any heavy rain is forecast. I'd say ideally they'd harrow while it is raining, but yeah. That's not gonna happen.
 
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The most infuriating thing about ALL of this is alpaca dung isn't hot. You can plow it directly in and it's an excellent fertilizer. THEY HAVE A FUCKING TRACTOR. ROTATE CROPS LIKE HUMANS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR 8000+ YEARS YOU FUCKING RETARDS. MAKE SOME SHITTY FENCES THAT WILL FALL DOWN IN A YEAR OR TWO, PLOW THAT MANURE IN, SCATTER SOME ALFALFA, AND KEEP THE ALPACA AWAY FOR A FEW MONTHS.

Like fuck I know they only have enough water to irrigate an acre of their land a year but if they had fucking HALF A BRAIN between ALL OF THEM they'd figure out that they could still keep the alpaca in a confined area and feed them the hay that they'd be buying anyway while letting the land get a break AND ALSO growing a nitrogen-fixing crop that would improve the soil AND feed their fucking livestock.

This is ranching 101. IT IS BASIC KNOWLEDGE. STOP FUCKING LARPING AND DO BETTER.

Also NO ONE NEEDS AN AUTOMATIC DRYWALL TAPER. NIGGER IT'S TAPE. PUT IT ON THE WALL AND SAVE $1100. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Hats now pls.

They blew 100k on toys, guns and weed, they could have built either an air well or a system of condensing nets, systems actually designed for windy, arid areas like the one they actually live in, to give them more water to use at zero energy cost
hell even using a stone mulch could passively increase their water retention manyfold

it might not turn it into the nile valley but they could atleast help keep their topsoil
 
they have broken fridges lying around? that's one of the biggest no-nos legally and environmentally

they'll leak hfc gasses into the environment which are horrific for global warming
Global warming, >2 genders, sane and stable troons.

Ill take things which dont exist for 500 Alex.
 
The most infuriating thing about ALL of this is alpaca dung isn't hot. You can plow it directly in and it's an excellent fertilizer. THEY HAVE A FUCKING TRACTOR. ROTATE CROPS LIKE HUMANS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR 8000+ YEARS YOU FUCKING RETARDS. MAKE SOME SHITTY FENCES THAT WILL FALL DOWN IN A YEAR OR TWO, PLOW THAT MANURE IN, SCATTER SOME ALFALFA, AND KEEP THE ALPACA AWAY FOR A FEW MONTHS.

Like fuck I know they only have enough water to irrigate an acre of their land a year but if they had fucking HALF A BRAIN between ALL OF THEM they'd figure out that they could still keep the alpaca in a confined area and feed them the hay that they'd be buying anyway while letting the land get a break AND ALSO growing a nitrogen-fixing crop that would improve the soil AND feed their fucking livestock.

This is ranching 101. IT IS BASIC KNOWLEDGE. STOP FUCKING LARPING AND DO BETTER.

Also NO ONE NEEDS AN AUTOMATIC DRYWALL TAPER. NIGGER IT'S TAPE. PUT IT ON THE WALL AND SAVE $1100. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Hats now pls.
Fresh outta hats, You can have a nice gold medal instead.
 
They don't even have to keep them on their own property. Pasture lease is a very common practice in ranching as I've mentioned before, but I've since found the text of a Custer county (the location of Westcliffe) grazing lease handily demonstrating how much cheaper it would be than buying feed:
Yeah, but would you want the troonsatzgruppen on your property? Didn't think so.
 
They blew 100k on toys, guns and weed, they could have built either an air well or a system of condensing nets, systems actually designed for windy, arid areas like the one they actually live in, to give them more water to use at zero energy cost
hell even using a stone mulch could passively increase their water retention manyfold

it might not turn it into the nile valley but they could atleast help keep their topsoil
Yeah but yknow Jim Jones blew all his money on adderall and booze, Dave Koresh blew all his money on boatloads of guns and ammo, the Aum Shinrikio motherfucker spent it on otaku shit and biolabs...

What I mean to say is: doomsday cult leadership is always bad with money. By now Tram Ranch is literally checking all the boxes for a cult.
 
I think the "stool" might be the stump with a notch taken out of it on the bottom right of the photo. It looks like a step stool, not a sit stool though. If it is then these idiots can't even take a picture correctly. Or do basic home repair, personal hygiene, farming, ranching, non psycho behavior, or an endless list of other things besides make me laugh in mockery. That they excel at.

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I think the "stool" might be the stump with a notch taken out of it on the bottom right of the photo. It looks like a step stool, not a sit stool though. If it is then these idiots can't even take a picture correctly. Or do basic home repair, personal hygiene, farming, ranching, non psycho behavior, or an endless list of other things besides make me laugh in mockery. That they excel at.

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Heh a stool in the middle of alpaca stool made by a group that includes a notorious stool eater.
 
Getting some serious outpost 31 vibes from that pic. :thinking:

"I know I'm cisgender. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still cis. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll chimp out if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it troons us out, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to misgender it. And then it's won."
 
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Bonnie is getting bolder, he should visit this Farms. The trans community is going to Twitter lynch him anyway when they figure out he’s basically detrooned. Go out scorched earth style.
I know this has been already stated, but it's hysterical to me that touching a genuine woman, even one as batshit insane and high maintenance as kindness, was literally all it took was to cure him of the gay and detrans him
 
I thought this passive aggressive dunk was significant enough to crosspost from the Kindness thread: Bonnie seems to be alleging the tranch is killing & keeping the Alpacas in poor condition just so they can keep grifting:

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Archive.
You know he's making these posts in one tab and then furiously F5ing KF in another tab to see how fast someone will repost it. Gotta get that sweet narcsupply.
 
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