The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[A.P. Hill]

I don't think I've ever seen this photo before, there are literally fields of shit and their neglected animals are literally sitting in shit. There is so much fucking shit that even in an outdoor environment the animals still sit in it.
A bunch of insane fat eunuchs with guns that have either equally or even more insane associates live together on a blasted moonscape covered in garbage and shit and dotted with neglected animals. The Tranch is truly a wasteland, a real hell on earth.
Imagine being a field troon sleeping outside in a tent or RV in the shit covered shit fields, entirely subservient to the house troon royalty who have all the guns and do not sleep out in the literal shit fields. Imagine doing this for free.

You would think with all that fucking shit some grass would grow but no.
To think that Paul is actually thinking of taking back this shit covered moonscape.

This is not the surface of the moon, it's not even Mars. In those places you may die but you won't slowly fester to death sitting in piles of your own dung like these poor animals. This seems like some sort of especially ironically depraved punishment that would be given out in one of the circles of hell. If I was Buddhist I would believe that all those alpacas killed their parents in a past life.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Hahaha holy shit!

This reminds me of the good old days when I used to play Warcraft 3, where playing as the Undead and placing buildings would rot the surrounding nature. The Tranchers are literally the Scourge

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Imagine a physician. He studied like a mad man throughout his teenage years just to qualify for entry at a medical school. Then he studied, again like a mad man, for six long years, to be a qualified doctor. After that was done, still more years of hard work and study to become a recognized fully-fledged professional. You bled, cried, sweated, and paid for ages upon ages to get to this point, and be welcomed among the intellectual and financial elite of the common world along with engineers and, for some reason, lawyers.

Then you decide to learn more about some middle-aged men LARPing as farm girls on a site named after a fruit, and learn that Miasma Theory is not only real, but there is abundant proof of it in Colorado. Modern medicine is utterly flawed, and your tears, sweat, and blood were needlessly shed. As the fog of madness chokes your conscience, you can hear the vindicated laughter of Hippocrates' ghost.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

I'm fairly certain they'd be absolutely fucked if alpaca shit contaminated the local water table or if their localized desert spread to and ruined the neighbouring lands.

Nothing they're doing is likely to spread desertification off their property. They massively overgraze their own land but it's a thread meme that you can easily see the fenceline in their photos because it's where the grass starts, so the surrounding properties have a functioning ecosystem. As a general rule of thumb, manmade desertification requires that you fuck with the actual soil you're ruining, not just adjacent areas. Exceptions would be anything that messes with the water table but they're on shallow hill so if they somehow manage to literally salt the earth it'll just leach into the river below them, not their neighbors.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

They can't support pasture on that land, it's too arid. This land was affordable to them because it's extremely marginal, not suitable for farming or ranching. Additionally, the loss of native plants from overgrazing has caused their thin layer of topsoil to desiccate and blow away as dust. There's nothing on the landscape to recycle the manure into new grass - no rain to wash it away or support fungi, no insects to break it apart and bury it, and no plants left to recycle the nutrients. Anything that does sprout gets immediately ripped out or trampled by hungry, overcrowded animals.

To give you an idea of how arid it is, the blue pin in the center of the picture is the Tranch properly. It's in located in an area where nothing besides scrub is able to grow.

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It was a folly to try ranching here from the get go. There's a property north of them with access to a creek and another to the east with a small pond, so they might be able to grow.... anything, but not the Tranch property.

Thanks for explaining to me why that wasn't possible, I'm not much of a farmer myself.
Thank you dear kiwifarmer

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

They can't support pasture on that land, it's too arid. This land was affordable to them because it's extremely marginal, not suitable for farming or ranching. Additionally, the loss of native plants from overgrazing has caused their thin layer of topsoil to desiccate and blow away as dust. There's nothing on the landscape to recycle the manure into new grass - no rain to wash it away or support fungi, no insects to break it apart and bury it, and no plants left to recycle the nutrients. Anything that does sprout gets immediately ripped out or trampled by hungry, overcrowded animals.

To give you an idea of how arid it is, the blue pin in the center of the picture is the Tranch properly. It's in located in an area where nothing besides scrub is able to grow.

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It was a folly to try ranching here from the get go. There's a property north of them with access to a creek and another to the east with a small pond, so they might be able to grow.... anything, but not the Tranch property.

That'd require that they spend more than the bare minimum on land, and when KevKev NEEDS his Troonsformers....

 

[FeatherPlucker]

I wish animal rights activists were as obsessed with alpacas as they are with tigers and giraffes.

 

[Longdrink]

Holy shit!
That's a lot of shit!
I also saw this when I was scrolling through their Twitter.
Everything is literally shit!
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This is even more fitting now than it was a year ago...

 

[Coccxys]

I wish animal rights activists were as obsessed with alpacas as they are with tigers and giraffes.

In the current political climate and the Venn diagram of animal activists and leftists being so damn like a circle the troonery is an almost perfect shield against any of those coning for them.

 

[Squirrelcop]

Thanks for explaining to me why that wasn't possible, I'm not much of a farmer myself.
Thank you dear kiwifarmer

Come for the insane trannies, stay for interesting agriculture lessons.

 

[Prolego]

I reckon that they're just trolling us now. I doubt that anyone else out there is reading their twitter. Make of this what you will. Unless you really do sit differently with an amhole.

https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1523056708666335232

Spoiler: It makes no more sense in close-up. Unless I'm looking at it wrong

This made me smile

https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1521842886685331456

Anyone need any dust or alpaca shit? Or even a whole alpaca. Here, have two, have three. Unless they're hoping to get rid of their pile of broken fridges.

edit - Almost missed this one. Still not sure if I believe it.

https://twitter.com/AshCoyote/status/1520080216802033664

Ash Coyote on Twitter: "I am so excited for my Documentary, it has be…

archived 8 May 2022 08:33:16 UTC

archive.ph

 

[The Final Troondown]

I reckon that they're just trolling us now. I doubt that anyone else out there is reading their twitter. Make of this what you will. Unless you really do sit differently with an amhole.

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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1523056708666335232

Spoiler: It makes no more sense in close-up. Unless I'm looking at it wrong

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This made me smile

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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1521842886685331456

Anyone need any dust or alpaca shit? Or even a whole alpaca. Here, have two, have three. Unless they're hoping to get rid of their pile of broken fridges.

edit - Almost missed this one. Still not sure if I believe it.

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https://twitter.com/AshCoyote/status/1520080216802033664

Ash Coyote on Twitter: "I am so excited for my Documentary, it has be…

archived 8 May 2022 08:33:16 UTC

archive.ph

they have broken fridges lying around? that's one of the biggest no-nos legally and environmentally

they'll leak hfc gasses into the environment which are horrific for global warming

 

[Oxyjen]

I reckon that they're just trolling us now. I doubt that anyone else out there is reading their twitter. Make of this what you will. Unless you really do sit differently with an amhole.

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Friend: Can you turn the [trunk] of the tree you just cut down into a seat?
Us: no, apparently not.

edit - Almost missed this one. Still not sure if I believe it.

I’m half thinking it’s about his *next* project, not the tranch one at all.



A close up of the dark patches as seen from space - they are indeed shit piles. Looks like the animals have nothing to do other than hang around where the food and water is deposited, so that’s where the shit builds up, so that’s why they’ve never bothered piping up the water troughs. They have to change the location every day just to mitigate the shit buildup.

 

[Prolego]

they have broken fridges lying around? that's one of the biggest no-nos legally and environmentally

they'll leak hfc gasses into the environment which are horrific for global warming

Spoiler: Original pic

Although round my way you can ring the council to pick up an old fridge, then just leave it on the kerb on the day. There's a nigh on 100% chance that the local pikeys will cut out the compressor.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Is there a current or recent statement of what the Tranch purports to actually be doing intentionally? Is what they're doing to the landscape of the property some kind of land acknowledgement to the local tribes?

 

[Bob_]

I reckon that they're just trolling us now. I doubt that anyone else out there is reading their twitter. Make of this what you will. Unless you really do sit differently with an amhole.

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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1523056708666335232

Spoiler: It makes no more sense in close-up. Unless I'm looking at it wrong

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Maybe Phil was so high on estrogen that he forgot to post the rest of the pics. You're right, currently this makes no sense at all lol.

 

[Miss Misery]

The most infuriating thing about ALL of this is alpaca dung isn't hot. You can plow it directly in and it's an excellent fertilizer. THEY HAVE A FUCKING TRACTOR. ROTATE CROPS LIKE HUMANS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR 8000+ YEARS YOU FUCKING RETARDS. MAKE SOME SHITTY FENCES THAT WILL FALL DOWN IN A YEAR OR TWO, PLOW THAT MANURE IN, SCATTER SOME ALFALFA, AND KEEP THE ALPACA AWAY FOR A FEW MONTHS.

Like fuck I know they only have enough water to irrigate an acre of their land a year but if they had fucking HALF A BRAIN between ALL OF THEM they'd figure out that they could still keep the alpaca in a confined area and feed them the hay that they'd be buying anyway while letting the land get a break AND ALSO growing a nitrogen-fixing crop that would improve the soil AND feed their fucking livestock.

This is ranching 101. IT IS BASIC KNOWLEDGE. STOP FUCKING LARPING AND DO BETTER.

Also NO ONE NEEDS AN AUTOMATIC DRYWALL TAPER. NIGGER IT'S TAPE. PUT IT ON THE WALL AND SAVE $1100. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Hats now pls.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

MAKE SOME SHITTY FENCES THAT WILL FALL DOWN IN A YEAR OR TWO

Well, they've done that at least. Progress!

 

[Wallace]

The most infuriating thing about ALL of this is alpaca dung isn't hot. You can plow it directly in and it's an excellent fertilizer. THEY HAVE A FUCKING TRACTOR. ROTATE CROPS LIKE HUMANS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR 8000+ YEARS YOU FUCKING RETARDS. MAKE SOME SHITTY FENCES THAT WILL FALL DOWN IN A YEAR OR TWO, PLOW THAT MANURE IN, SCATTER SOME ALFALFA, AND KEEP THE ALPACA AWAY FOR A FEW MONTHS.

Like fuck I know they only have enough water to irrigate an acre of their land a year but if they had fucking HALF A BRAIN between ALL OF THEM they'd figure out that they could still keep the alpaca in a confined area and feed them the hay that they'd be buying anyway while letting the land get a break AND ALSO growing a nitrogen-fixing crop that would improve the soil AND feed their fucking livestock.

This is ranching 101. IT IS BASIC KNOWLEDGE. STOP FUCKING LARPING AND DO BETTER.

Also NO ONE NEEDS AN AUTOMATIC DRYWALL TAPER. NIGGER IT'S TAPE. PUT IT ON THE WALL AND SAVE $1100. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Hats now pls.

But that requires doing things. And we know how troons feel about doing things.

 

[Trout P]

Love seeing all the piles of junk all over the place. Like they just tossed this junk over the rails and now it's too the point where you can scale the junk pile and reach the banister.

I figured the neighbors would fucking hate these dudes between the desertification, stinking piles of dung, and horders levels of crap everywhere.

Well, they've done that at least. Progress!

That reminds me...
With all the crazy wind out there lately I wonder if the rape shed barn aka child like fort assembled with junk over a shallow grave is still standing.

I reckon that they're just trolling us now. I doubt that anyone else out there is reading their twitter. Make of this what you will. Unless you really do sit differently with an amhole.

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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1523056708666335232

Spoiler: It makes no more sense in close-up. Unless I'm looking at it wrong

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It took me a while of starting at these pictures to figure out what the fuck is happening here...and yes...these truly exceptional men fail at the most simplest of tasks. I don't understand how you end up with a tree stump stool like that unless you're some sort of alien inside of a human shaped flesh suit.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

MAKE SOME SHITTY FENCES THAT WILL FALL DOWN IN A YEAR OR TWO, PLOW THAT MANURE IN, SCATTER SOME ALFALFA, AND KEEP THE ALPACA AWAY FOR A FEW MONTHS.

They don't even have to keep them on their own property. Pasture lease is a very common practice in ranching as I've mentioned before, but I've since found the text of a Custer county (the location of Westcliffe) grazing lease handily demonstrating how much cheaper it would be than buying feed:

link to document

Alpacas are estimated at 0.1-0.2 AUM for reference so that parcel renting at $2000/year (1/10 of their estimated feed budget) is about 3 times the carrying capacity they need. Now maybe private leasers would charge overmarket but I can't imagine them charging %3000 of market and that's assuming they can't just get a state lease like that one, which are price standardized.

Fun fact I found out while looking this up, remember Penis playing the organ grinder for the poor oppressed native americans only he can save? The orange parcel to the immediate west of the tranch is actually a small attached lease abutting the largest ranch in Custer, owned by the Navajo.