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Rarity is black and asexual, spike helps her make dresses. shes super smart too nd sometimes helps twilight with her with homework and shes super generous! rarity is rich and helps out poor people in need.

pinkie pie is mexican and pan and shes gay for applejack she likes to make muffins and cupcakes just for apple jack

apple jack is white and has autism and uh i dont know what she is and neither does she. she has a crush on pinkie pie tho. she doesnt talk very much unless its around people she likes/trusts, like pinkie pie and maybe fluttershy. its not that she dislikes the others they just dont talk to her very much. she likes making treats w ponkie

rainbow dash is cuban and a big lesbian and shes in a poly relationship with spitfire and vinyl scratch who are also big lesbians (-:< well rainbow dash isnt really big shes like 5'3 lol her girlfriends make fun of her for it. shes butch and she gets angry easily

twilight is like, 15, black/asian (mixed) and bisexual. shes like a straight A student and i think in this au celestia is like her teacher or something lol. shes probably super stressed a lot of the time because of assignments but she doesn't get a lot she just gets really big ones. but shes kind and sweet mcmuffin i lov her

fluttershy is ace and an arabic muslim trans girl. she loves everyone and is super nice to animals but thats obvious lol. theres not much to say about her though she keeps to herself a lot and she's super shy. her full name is flutterisa shyington lol.

Holy shit.
 
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Krampus said:
apple jack is white and has autism
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Krampus said:
The description says..

Rarity is black and asexual, spike helps her make dresses. shes super smart too nd sometimes helps twilight with her with homework and shes super generous! rarity is rich and helps out poor people in need.

pinkie pie is mexican and pan and shes gay for applejack she likes to make muffins and cupcakes just for apple jack

apple jack is white and has autism and uh i dont know what she is and neither does she. she has a crush on pinkie pie tho. she doesnt talk very much unless its around people she likes/trusts, like pinkie pie and maybe fluttershy. its not that she dislikes the others they just dont talk to her very much. she likes making treats w ponkie

rainbow dash is cuban and a big lesbian and shes in a poly relationship with spitfire and vinyl scratch who are also big lesbians (-:< well rainbow dash isnt really big shes like 5'3 lol her girlfriends make fun of her for it. shes butch and she gets angry easily

twilight is like, 15, black/asian (mixed) and bisexual. shes like a straight A student and i think in this au celestia is like her teacher or something lol. shes probably super stressed a lot of the time because of assignments but she doesn't get a lot she just gets really big ones. but shes kind and sweet mcmuffin i lov her

fluttershy is ace and an arabic muslim trans girl. she loves everyone and is super nice to animals but thats obvious lol. theres not much to say about her though she keeps to herself a lot and she's super shy. her full name is flutterisa shyington lol.

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The comments are mostly people squealing about how good these headcanons totally are, but there are these two guys.

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Also Toffee-Chew's not being a bitch if his comments are true. :alog:
 
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Krampus said:
The description says..

Rarity is black and asexual, spike helps her make dresses. shes super smart too nd sometimes helps twilight with her with homework and shes super generous! rarity is rich and helps out poor people in need.

pinkie pie is mexican and pan and shes gay for applejack she likes to make muffins and cupcakes just for apple jack

apple jack is white and has autism and uh i dont know what she is and neither does she. she has a crush on pinkie pie tho. she doesnt talk very much unless its around people she likes/trusts, like pinkie pie and maybe fluttershy. its not that she dislikes the others they just dont talk to her very much. she likes making treats w ponkie

rainbow dash is cuban and a big lesbian and shes in a poly relationship with spitfire and vinyl scratch who are also big lesbians (-:< well rainbow dash isnt really big shes like 5'3 lol her girlfriends make fun of her for it. shes butch and she gets angry easily

twilight is like, 15, black/asian (mixed) and bisexual. shes like a straight A student and i think in this au celestia is like her teacher or something lol. shes probably super stressed a lot of the time because of assignments but she doesn't get a lot she just gets really big ones. but shes kind and sweet mcmuffin i lov her

fluttershy is ace and an arabic muslim trans girl. she loves everyone and is super nice to animals but thats obvious lol. theres not much to say about her though she keeps to herself a lot and she's super shy. her full name is flutterisa shyington lol.

Holy shit.
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If you're going to make an AU you should probably not bastardize the personalities of the characters so much. When did cowboy horse ever show that she was quiet when all she does is scream YEEHAW, shouldn't that trait and the autism be given to trans girl muslim fluttershy?
 
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Abethedemon said:
Twilight as a black asian is actually quite offensive. Especially considering she's the smart one.
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As far as SJWs go race mixing is completely acceptable as long as you're not half-white. Then it's white-washing with the evil white shitlords stealing the prettiest non-whites to dilute the racial purity with, leaving only the ugly people to have ugly babies with eachother.
 
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I'll admit that being a viewer/half-fan of this show, I'm sure learning a lot about rocks - too bad it seems none of it is being used for the greater good!
 
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Shokew said:
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I'll admit that being a viewer/half-fan of this show, I'm sure learning a lot about rocks - too bad it seems none of it is being used for the greater good!
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Putting aside the obvious disgust I have, there is one question that remains- wouldn't that fucking hurt?
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
That's your nightmare for the next couple of years. And everyone else's too. Not going to lie though, as terrifying as it is, it's not that badly made until you open you facial orifices.

And speaking of ruining lives...
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dear sweet Mary mother of Jesus how depraved do you have to be to get your rocks off to motherfuckin Reptar? (:_(
 
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