Hi feds posing as kiwifarms users

[SandyCat]

How are you doing today? Catch any weirdos yet?

 

[Shidoen]

Ya know, shitposting so I can waste the budget in order to get that increase. How are you doing there potential terrorist?

 

[zero-who]

heyyy queen I saw your kiwi farms post about how feds are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself glow in the dark, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your search history is till now but it's awesome

 

[MrTroll]

I'm a KF user posing as a fed. Don't tell the real feds.

 

[Grub]

Imagine being a fed who's job it is to browse kf. How could you fuck up so badly at being a fed that you're relegated to reading through pure autism every day?

 

[Justtocheck]

Good, already infiltrated some DM chains and are on the way to put HVT on the database and flag them in case my algo detects danger.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I made baked potatoes.

 

[SandyCat]

Ya know, shitposting so I can waste the budget in order to get that increase. How are you doing there potential terrorist?

I'm doing great officer non-suspicious kiwifarms poster and I have never done anything illegal ever. I don't even pirate all my anime I'm a good boy

 

[Shidoen]

I'm doing great officer non-suspicious kiwifarms poster and I have never done anything illegal ever. I don't even pirate all my anime I'm a good boy

To be fair why just pirate that good ole anime when you can just blow up those pesky naughty government buildings that restrict it in the first place?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I catch myself everyday.

 

[Shidoen]

Imagine being a fed who's job it is to browse kf. How could you fuck up so badly at being a fed that you're relegated to reading through pure autism every day?

They could be reading how the budget is spent, I'm sure that's the primary cause of deaths in the field.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

I see. I'm not a homosexual, balding 42-year-old man pretending to be a 13-year-old girl.
I want to do whatever you tell me to, because I am a horny girl…Not a 42-year-old gay man sitting naked at his computer.

 

[Moths]

I am not a crook

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Just wasting tax dollars like a typical bureaucrat.

 

[Just A Butt]

hi

 

[Penis Drager]

How could you fuck up so badly at being a fed that you're relegated to reading through pure autism every day?

Basically I botched a pedo-catfish sting on Discord and here I am.

 

[maize]

Catch any weirdos yet?

I'm the junior member of our group so I am tasked with investigations of degenerates with furry pfps, the more senior members focus on anime ones.

 

[Grub]

Basically I botched a pedo-catfish sting on Discord and here I am.

Imagine botching a pedo catfish sting on discord. That's like missing the broadside of a barn or being unable to shoot a fish in a barrel.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Imagine botching a pedo catfish sting on discord. That's like missing the broadside of a barn or being unable to shoot a fish in a barrel.

It is like trying to destroy a Barn with a Death Star and missing somehow.

 

[Kenya Jones]

Due to my raging feeder fetish, it is no wonder why I chose to lurk the kiwi farms.