Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Somerville Dan]

does the Bobo episode still exist anywhere?

Yes. I took it down because someone got "doxxed" and he freaked out. I may repost it eventually with his face blurred out.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I thought of one tough guy who says bully

"Bully job calling that fat idiot fat!"

 

[Satan McAllister]

I'll leave the legal explanations to people who at least got a 1.85 GPA in high school.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Yes. I took it down because someone got "doxxed" and he freaked out. I may repost it eventually with his face blurred out.

Ah ok yes, I forgot about that portion. Just cut that part out and put that cut up for now is my suggestion, just looks weird that the podcast skips that episode number as it stands.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You just fucking know the guys at the FBI field office are laughing their asses off at Pat as they troll him into making multiple trips to bring them additional “evidence” for their “case.” And it has Pat so high on his own bullshit that he’s making multiple concurrent miscalculations that are going to come back to gnaw away his fat ass.

There’s not enough popcorn (or pepperoni) in the world for this show.

 

[instythot]

Ah ok yes, I forgot about that portion. Just cut that part out and put that cut up for now is my suggestion, just looks weird that the podcast skips that episode number as it stands.

Some of Patrick's numbered five minute rants are missing also. The synchronicity is like pottery

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

The FBI is just another arm of the American Secret Police and is too busy chasing the phantom white supremacists that our corrupt senile potato-in-chief claims are the worst threat to the country right now to give a damn about some random fat faggot's trivial complaint. Even if the FBI wasn't otherwise occupied, there are enough serious crimes out there that they won't bother chasing down someone who illegally got a hold of anyone's 20-year-old high school grades unless the name on those grades is Hunter Biden. The FBI has already classified Pat as a fat self-important time-waster even before he started oinking and squealing at them about his high school grades. Absolutely nothing will happen on this unless, of course, some pest is dumb enough to give them a signed confession.

 

[instythot]

Absolutely nothing will happen on this unless, of course, some pest is dumb enough to give them a signed confession.

I am sure that Boomia is willing to stand up and be counted in these trying times

 

[Mr Moonface]

He forgot a few things, wow:

• Felony Text Harassment
• Felony Podcasting
• Felony Craigslist Pepperoni Posting
• Felony Vaginal Farting
• aTalking
• Oopsie Doodles

Notice how he left his dumb bomb threat off as well? What a fat liar.

 

[Satan McAllister]

The bomb threat was him offering to give an encore of his shitty Elon Musk presentation.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

We all know how this is going to end, Fatrick, getting the FBI involved will only hurt you.

Hi are you the owner of Hooligans? I'm special agent Mulder with the FBI, we've received reports of missing black youths in the area. I believe it might be related to the so-called "Pigman" sightings. Do you mind speaking in the backroom a moment?

 

[Pickle Built]

Piggy is keeping score:

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His dimwitted followers are eating it up. Pat compares himself to Jesus Christ.

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Since he's such a fedora tipper does that mean he believes he has no generocity?

 

[GeorgeApley]

The question here is whether the documents were 'leaked' (in which case the school is potentially at fault under FERPA... not really what Pat is seeking) or whether someone engaged in behavior that could be considered fraud- either in the state in question or under federal law. If someone, say, filled out a form impersonating Pat, signed it and mailed it that could be a problem for them.

I'm sure that Pat, like many people, don't really know what 'felony' means except that it's "super serious."

As to whether anyone would take such an impersonation seriously... I can't imagine it's the highest priority. However, if someone was stupid enough to use the US mail for something like this and maybe even use their own address? Let's just say that I wouldn't do that.

If it was immediately knowable who the culprit was, then the police may take action. But if they are unknown I don't see them using any police resources to investigate this.

It's like in California where the police won't investigate fraud under $10,000 unless the culprit can be identified without an investigation. Anything lower than that is viewed as being a waste of limited police investigation resources

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The imposter accounts are really terrified about the threat of FBI investigation:

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For some reason I doubt this is a felony in Wisconsin.

Piggy is keeping score:

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It's amazing that the @FBI continues to ignore this slam dunk RICO case.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

If it was immediately knowable who the culprit was, then the police may take action. But if they are unknown I don't see them using any police resources to investigate this.

It's like in California where the police won't investigate fraud under $10,000 unless the culprit can be identified without an investigation. Anything lower than that is viewed as being a waste of limited police investigation resources

Someone making it obvious would be a situation I can see happening. Not everyone in Pat's orbit is a genius.

The other issue I would worry about is that the use of US Mail, if it happened, could bring in some department (postmaster general or, god help everyone, the department of education which has its own 1811-series federal agents and conducts armed raids) that decides which cases to pursue based on a magic-8 ball reading or if they're bored that day.

Anyway, based on Pat's previous track record I suspect you are right and nothing will come of it. Yet I would still say that anyone actually obtaining such records through some type of fraud- if that happened- is maybe not making the best life choices. But it's our gain.

 

[Meriasek]

I for one am grateful that Fat Rick Oinklinson exists. After experiencing severe MovieBob-fatigue (wherein it was just too mentally draining to read 40+ tweets of pure bile every day) it's nice to have a lolcow that is quite similar to Blob, but provides more digestable and pleasant lulz. There are no new lows every week, there isn't a huge wall of tweets every day, each more disgusting and vile than the last, just good-natured oinking and adorable rage by a fat semi-retarded manchild with delusions of grandeur who is physically incapable of accepting reality.
It's nice. With MovieBlob I want to see him hit rockbottom because he deserves it, but Piggy? Nah, I just wanna see how he'll react, because it'll be hilarious how he'd flop his bitchtits around in outright denial of reality.
To Patrick S. Tomlinson, may he oink for a long time.

PS: Did you notice that he is, in fact, quite fat? I think we should talk about that.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Every moment the @FBI isn't kicking in doors and deploying enhanced interrogation techniques in the service of hunting down the people who fraudulently obtained Fat's 24 year old high school transcripts is a moment where Vladimir Putin gets closer to victory.

 

[AnOminous]

Every moment the @FBI isn't kicking in doors and deploying enhanced interrogation techniques in the service of hunting down the people who fraudulently obtained Fat's 24 year old high school transcripts is a moment where Vladimir Putin gets closer to victory.

I like how he nicely admitted he was in fact a borderline retard who barely graduated, instead of just flat out denying it and saying the report card is an obvious forgery.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

After experiencing severe MovieBob-fatigue (wherein it was just too mentally draining to read 40+ tweets of pure bile every day) it's nice to have a lolcow that is quite similar to Blob, but provides more digestable and pleasant lulz. There are no new lows every week, there isn't a huge wall of tweets every day, each more disgusting and vile than the last, just good-natured oinking and adorable rage by a fat semi-retarded manchild with delusions of grandeur who is physically incapable of accepting reality.

Yeah, there’s an extra-special appreciation for Pat that only MovieBob refugees can experience. Pat delivers fresh milk daily, whereas MovieBob often makes you wait through months of his pure, seething hatred and self-aggrandizement before he does something like get fired for the sixth time or get put on blast by Lindsay Ellis. Meanwhile, Pat is responding to pests every day, saying the most hilariously retarded shit, and losing self-created legal battles on a regular basis.

Also Pat now outweighs MovieBob. It’s very sad.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Public service announcement. Everyone in this thread should be on their best behavior or Trevor and his 'big friends' will find you and beat you up.

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Now hold on just a minute. It would appear to me that Trevor and his 'large friends' (which I assume refers to the men he goes to the sauna with) is threatening to engage in acts of violence, possibly even rape. Why is he not subject to Pat's usual copypasta about committing crimes? Surely not because he's saying it in defence of Pat?

I can't believe Pat could be a hypocrite. That's almost as outlandish as him being fat, broke and a shitty writer. Simply out of the question, child.