Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

  • Total voters
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Are these reviews even genuine? They're mostly five star ratings with extremely positive comments attached to them. I can't imagine a reality where Amber goes above and beyond for anything, much less people being excited to receive a personalized message from her.
Just because of the fuckster that I am, I considered having her Cameo help me get through the trauma of having one ball hanging lower than the other (or something equally disgusting and stupid). As laughable as that would be, I just can't feed the pig.
 
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Wtf, she’s such an EmPatH tho.
 
This isn't her account anymore, she lost the username to someone else. Who, incidentally, is doing a bang-up job of satirizing her.

Do you really think this dumb cunt who can't find Russia on a map actually knows who Jimmy Savile was?
I thought she watched the Netflix documentary and was trolling for attention again. Lol
 
This isn't her account anymore, she lost the username to someone else. Who, incidentally, is doing a bang-up job of satirizing her.

Do you really think this dumb cunt who can't find Russia on a map actually knows who Jimmy Savile was?
Clearly, the account has been taken by someone from the U.K. Very few people outside the U.K. would know who Saville is. By the way, her favourite celebrity is Miley Cyrus.
 
Maybe it's just a "me" thing...and "normal" tugs or smoothing doesn't register.

But TorridLynn gets on my very last nerve with her incessant pickin', then pick-pick,
pick-pickin' at her clothes. Sweet Fanny Backshelf. It's. Every. Damn. Try-on.

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Since there are names for any and all of the neurotic phobias imaginable,
there damn well should be a name for loathing this whateverthefuckitscalled, too.

And, just when I start to holla, "Christsakes, buy the next size up, Fatty!"...I realize:
It's Torrid. There isn't one.
I think shes doing everything she possibly can to avoid realizing how big she is and tight clothes are a nightmare for her. The picking at clothes is her not wanting to realize how massive and uncomfortable it is to be her. Inches of adipose fat that jiggle under clingy clothes must feel like a nightmare. She always likes flowy things and yoga pants because you can just become a giant blob and get bigger and still be comfy compared to most of the shit she buys.

This would be solved with bigger sizes (your right there arent any except for giant "ive given up" muumuu) or a smaller amber, which will never happen.
This is the face of desperation.
Good.
She does appear to be more mobile than we've seen in the past year. Wifey could be not allowing her to sit in bed all day remaining bed bound. A little activity for someone thats 500+ pounds is a lot of work.

I'm more inclined to think the lie is in how much she used to weigh and she'll never admit it to anyone she was over 600, even if it meant she could brag about losing 150 pounds and being just 500 elbees now.
Wipey is confirmed 100% feeder but that bitch wants her cows mobile. She parades them around and with amber wanting to go buy dumb shit all the time i bet wipey loves this.
 
Yawn! Ninjaed from Reddit:
Btw yeah she uploaded a new video, no one cares.
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Oh my god. I refuse to believe that she's this stupid about taking her Lamictal - it takes months to taper up to a dose that high, and every time a psychiatrist sees a patient that takes it, they tend to be very, very thorough in making sure that the patient is compliant with taking it every day, since taking the wrong dose/not being consistent with taking it can lead to Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, which is a very serious and sometimes life-threatening side effect. And she knows this, because I specifically recall her speaking about being on Lamictal and how it can cause a "deathly rash".

Something about the way she says she "goes in waves" of taking her meds correctly makes it seem like she thinks it makes her some cute, quirky, misunderstood Manic Pixie Piggy Dream Girl.
 
Yawn! Ninjaed from Reddit:
Btw yeah she uploaded a new video, no one cares.
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She really is beyond help. SHE is the one not taking her medicine. How arrogant do you have to be, to not take your medicine, then say you're having a bad mentulz day? Same with everything - she knows what works for her.
Just wondering as someone from outside the US, can doctors refuse to treat a patient if they are repeatedly uncompliant? It might explain why she bounces from doctor to doctor. Not her doctor shopping, but rather them refusing to waste their time.
 
Just wondering as someone from outside the US, can doctors refuse to treat a patient if they are repeatedly uncompliant?
Short answer, yes. They will get a nice little letter in the mail telling them not to come back. But with Amber, it’s much more likely that she’s just switching doctors because only she knows what works for her. I cannot remember her going to the same doctor for more than 2 months (I guess the oncologist might count, but I’m skeptical if she’s even going back there now).
 
Can't remember seeing it in here.
Dana and her new nigga.
What's about the morbidly obese and niggas? 🤔
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I KNEW SHE WOULD BE CRAWLIN BACK TO THE COCK. Inb4 this whale somehow by the power of inbreeding and the stupid being extra fertile will have a caramel colored heifer. And of course a single Mom on the dole.
 
Oh my god. I refuse to believe that she's this stupid about taking her Lamictal - it takes months to taper up to a dose that high, and every time a psychiatrist sees a patient that takes it, they tend to be very, very thorough in making sure that the patient is compliant with taking it every day, since taking the wrong dose/not being consistent with taking it can lead to Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, which is a very serious and sometimes life-threatening side effect. And she knows this, because I specifically recall her speaking about being on Lamictal and how it can cause a "deathly rash".

Something about the way she says she "goes in waves" of taking her meds correctly makes it seem like she thinks it makes her some cute, quirky, misunderstood Manic Pixie Piggy Dream Girl.
Euphoria is a mania symptom. So if you skip your side-effect inducing pills you'll probably feel really good. It is easy to see why people skip meds. bipolar patients tend to have many episodes of non-compliance with meds unless someone in their life is on their ass about it constantly.
 
New video uploaded 4 hrs ago -

I’M OBSESSED WITH WEIGHING MYSELF | vlog
She doesn't need advice. Hope she remembers that during her next inevitable ER visit..
When the scale fluctuates over the same (maybe) 10 pounds on a daily basis at (whatever) actual ellbees, fuck dat. She should be taking her blood pressure on a daily basis, not quibbling over .02 pounds lost or gained.


But daphuq do I know. Hulthy but fucking dead, just like skinny peepos.
 
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