A Kiwi Farms game of FATAL: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

ActualKiwi said:
...those are some classy spell ingredients. Definitely beats a pinch of bulls dung or diamond dust..
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Spell ingredients are literally all random per person per spell. I just rolled up a few spells for this guy and got those results.
 
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Randall Fragg said:
I have a question. Can I actually be killed now that I'm at 0 LP? Or am I now just invincible? Do the rules even say anything about it?
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Uhh, actually, no they don't. I don't have any idea. There are no rules to handle undead whatsoever. @Dynastia, do you have any insight on this that I don't, because as far as I can tell the only way you could be killed is through like divine intervention or something.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Uhh, actually, no they don't. I don't have any idea. There are no rules to handle undead whatsoever. @Dynastia, do you have any insight on this that I don't, because as far as I can tell the only way you could be killed is through like divine intervention or something.
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Holy shit. If it's true that I'm now invincible, I'm going to charge at the peasants, still on fire, while screaming about how they must now bow down to their new god.
If I'm not invincible, I'll just stand around scratching my ass.
 
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ShavedSheep said:
When's anyone getting raped I wanna see some math
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A male character has to pin a female character in wrestling to do a combat rape. If a male character does actually manage to do it though, I promise I will do all of the math and show you guys all of the fucking calculations and shit so that you can see a cock with a 12" circumference fail to break a woman's hymen or whatever.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Uhh, actually, no they don't. I don't have any idea. There are no rules to handle undead whatsoever. @Dynastia, do you have any insight on this that I don't, because as far as I can tell the only way you could be killed is through like divine intervention or something.
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I assume if he takes any damange at he dies but idk.
 
Fat Cat Represent said:
Two questions:

1. Is this still open to join?
2. Can I play as Marjan?
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  1. No sorry, managing this many characters is already too much work. I plan to run this thread again with some rule tweaks after these characters die though.
  2. You're supposed to roll your character randomly in FATAL.
 
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Sybil presents the queef in a jar to Stienmarr as an offering to the new flame god.
 
Randall Fragg said:
Holy shit. If it's true that I'm now invincible, I'm going to charge at the peasants, still on fire, while screaming about how they must now bow down to their new god.
If I'm not invincible, I'll just stand around scratching my ass.
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Alright, as far as I can tell you now cannot die under normal circumstances, but losing body part points, having limbs severed, etc all still affect you and you do not have any sort of special healing abilities.

@Burned Man nothing happens.
 
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Glaukon shrugs as the kobold is removed from her new home and starts moving his cart away from the ensuing mess, figuring the rest will catch up eventually
 
I will attempt to pickpocket the queef-in-the-jar from Sybil.
 
Dynastia said:
I will attempt to pickpocket the queef-in-the-jar from Sybil.
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[Wouldn't pickpocketing require it to be in her..i dunno, pocket? Not out in her hand as she offers it to burning-man over there?]
 
Dynastia said:
I will attempt to pickpocket the queef-in-the-jar from Sybil.
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Get your own queef in a jar! This one is mine. :mad:

Sybil decides to feed the corpse of the miscarried infant to her dogs and gets on her cart to vacate the area before anymore peasants show up. She also drinks the bitch milk while she waits.
 
Gregek Kuruhulure also decides it's a wise move to GTFO before more angry peasants show up and follows the party out of town.
 
I accept the queer in a jar, and appoint Sybil as the High Priestess of my new religion based around Kalihar, God of Fire.
I'm now going to storm over to the mob of peasants and bring fiery death to those who do not bow down and worship me.
"I AM KALIHAR, GOD OF FLAME! KNEEL BEFORE ME, OR BE CONSUMED BY ENDLESS FIRE!"
 
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