Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[FinnSven]

I ran the numbers, and that's a solid $7459.46 in cards. Prices could have changed since he bought them, but I'd doubt it'd put him below 7 grand.

Also, I sorted by price, and he bought at least 2 cards for 10x as much as he could have (Arcane Signet has printings that cost $2.80 and $28, Chromatic Lantern for $13 and $140).

Erm………what?

I know what this game is and that it is expensive, but I never knew how expensive.

How do they justify the cards costing what they do?

Also kev is a silly fucker. Just to keep it on topic.

 

[Monolith]

Erm………what?

I know what this game is and that it is expensive, but I never knew how expensive.

How do they justify the cards costing what they do?

Also kev is a silly fucker. Just to keep it on topic.

It's all second-hand, most of the expensive cards haven't been printed in 10+ years.

 

[stupid frog]

The cards are just random in packs, the aftermarket is what drives the prices. Depending on the brand of card, if it looks pretty and/or it's powerful, it'll probably be worth more and more and more... I think Magic is the most notorious for this kind of thing.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Erm………what?

I know what this game is and that it is expensive, but I never knew how expensive.

How do they justify the cards costing what they do?

Also kev is a silly fucker. Just to keep it on topic.

The cards are just random in packs, the aftermarket is what drives the prices. Depending on the brand of card, if it looks pretty and/or it's powerful, it'll probably be worth more and more and more... I think Magic is the most notorious for this kind of thing.

The funniest part to me is that he doesn't play in any kind of tournaments or things like that; he plays a lot with Jen and Penny (and Bonnie before he got sucked into a BPD vortex and moved off campus), but as other kiwis have noted - why not just print off a copy of the card for playing with at home? Or buy a knockoff? Just. . . I don't understand and my autism really wants to understand.

Also, Kevin's head is shaped like Mr. Peanut, to also keep on topic.

 

[0 0]

Nick Fuentes gets a sub forum before the KGIU does? I'm going to write a sternly written letter. Not to anyone in particular, just for practice.

 

[FinnSven]

I can envision him moving in with his mother, as I don't think Penny or any other men of the Tranch would be interested in taking him.

Why don’t they throw him out now then?

It’s established that he is a drain on the resources and people have speculated that other men there basically hate or resent him.

Even if he brings in some grift or trust fund money, he is still surplus to requirements.

Is it possible he has some nasty shit on the three armed Troons?

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Why don’t they throw him out now then?

It’s established that he is a drain on the resources and people have speculated that other men there basically hate or resent him.

Even if he brings in some grift or trust fund money, he is still surplus to requirements.

Is it possible he has some nasty shit on the three armed Troons?

Considering the state of thier lives, it's very possible!

 

[Mr Snoid]

Also, Kevin's head is shaped like Mr. Peanut, to also keep on topic.

Indeed.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Why don’t they throw him out now then?

It’s established that he is a drain on the resources and people have speculated that other men there basically hate or resent him.

Even if he brings in some grift or trust fund money, he is still surplus to requirements.

Is it possible he has some nasty shit on the three armed Troons?

Optics.

We know that 99% of troonery cult shit is performative, and the Tranch is no exception. They probably think they believe that by virtue of being a highly visible, referenced, and public "Anarcho Communist Trans Haven" that it's important to set an example for others - in reality it's more that they rely on the goodwill of the community to continue to survive (via gogriftme stuff and occasionally shitty alpaca yarn sales) and Kevvy is somehow the most popular public figure there.

Also, there's a decent helping of their own medicine going on here. When you don't believe in concepts like Capitalism and think that society wedges (aw I miss Wedge, what's that fool up to?) everyone into "neurotypical" roles and rules, then you get this kinda shit:

Spoiler: meme I stole from another thread the other day

Kevvy boy has actually managed to find himself his ideal situation; he gets to be a lazy layabout because if they kicked him out, there would actually probably be a decent bit of blowback from their fellow TRAs.

 

[A Grey Cat]

When you don't believe in concepts like Capitalism

Oh the tranch believes in capitalism, just whenever it benefits them. "buy our alpaca wool and stickers, give us money for crap we don't know how to use," ect. It's only when capitalism rears its ugly side; rent,mortgage payments, bills, taxes. That suddenly they get all "power to the people the struggle is real. " pinko.

 

[FinnSven]

Optics.

We know that 99% of troonery cult shit is performative, and the Tranch is no exception. They probably think they believe that by virtue of being a highly visible, referenced, and public "Anarcho Communist Trans Haven" that it's important to set an example for others - in reality it's more that they rely on the goodwill of the community to continue to survive (via gogriftme stuff and occasionally shitty alpaca yarn sales) and Kevvy is somehow the most popular public figure there.

Also, there's a decent helping of their own medicine going on here. When you don't believe in concepts like Capitalism and think that society wedges (aw I miss Wedge, what's that fool up to?) everyone into "neurotypical" roles and rules, then you get this kinda shit:

Spoiler: meme I stole from another thread the other day

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Kevvy boy has actually managed to find himself his ideal situation; he gets to be a lazy layabout because if they kicked him out, there would actually probably be a decent bit of blowback from their fellow TRAs.

So if this were animal farm, Kev is Squeaker, Penny is Napoleon and the other armed Troons are his dogs.

The rest of the outside troons are kept in line with Kev convincing them that they produce more alpaca wool than every other farm in the US.

 

[A Grey Cat]

So if this were animal farm, Kev is Squeaker, Penny is Napoleon and the other armed Troons are his dogs.

The rest of the outside troons are kept in line with Kev convincing them that they produce more alpaca wool than every other farm in the US.

I'd say boner is snowball considering he's the one who founded the tranch only to be chased away from his own dream by Napoleon and the other pigs....but yes Kevin, pennywise, and jen are basically the pigs of the farm. They get all the comforts of easy living while the lower outdoor troons get to suffer but it's justified because for some reason being on twitter 24/7 and working on the tranch "image" and gritting the outside world for more money, is somehow harder work that feeding alpaca and keeping the places from falling apart.

 

[John Freeman]

I just can’t get over how one of them allegedly curbstomped a terf. Not sure if any of you have ever seen someone get curbstomped, but I grew up in a really shitty neighborhood and from the times I saw it, it’s fucking gruesome. I’m pretty sure it breaks the jaw and teeth, and it probably fucks up your spine too. I hear people even die from it. Obviously very illegal, too.

Nobody who’s ever committed a serious crime like that would brag about it, at least not publicly. These people are so full of shit I can smell them through the monitor.

 

[FinnSven]

I just can’t get over how one of them allegedly curbstomped a terf. Not sure if any of you have ever seen someone get curbstomped, but I grew up in a really shitty neighborhood and from the times I saw it, it’s fucking gruesome. I’m pretty sure it breaks the jaw and teeth, and it probably fucks up your spine too. I hear people even die from it. Obviously very illegal, too.

Nobody who’s ever committed a serious crime like that would brag about it, at least not publicly. These people are so full of shit I can smell them through the monitor.

As you say, it’s probably bullshit.

If that happened to a real woman, like a genuine natal vagina owner, the police investigating that would follow up even far fetched claims.

 

[The Rockafire Explosion]

The funniest part to me is that he doesn't play in any kind of tournaments or things like that; he plays a lot with Jen and Penny (and Bonnie before he got sucked into a BPD vortex and moved off campus), but as other kiwis have noted - why not just print off a copy of the card for playing with at home? Or buy a knockoff? Just. . . I don't understand and my autism really wants to understand.

Like someone said about something else: consoomer clout. He has the shiniest version of the cards, just like Penny and Bonnie have the most expensive guns, therefore he's the best.

I just can’t get over how one of them allegedly curbstomped a terf. Not sure if any of you have ever seen someone get curbstomped, but I grew up in a really shitty neighborhood and from the times I saw it, it’s fucking gruesome. I’m pretty sure it breaks the jaw and teeth, and it probably fucks up your spine too. I hear people even die from it. Obviously very illegal, too.

Nobody who’s ever committed a serious crime like that would brag about it, at least not publicly. These people are so full of shit I can smell them through the monitor.

While they could be using curbstomp in an exaggerated sense, they also insist that there's an army of TERFs right outside the tranch, so who knows what goes through their minds, or the minds of the Twitterati who hang on their bullshit.

 

[MissAnthropist]

I just can’t get over how one of them allegedly curbstomped a terf. Not sure if any of you have ever seen someone get curbstomped, but I grew up in a really shitty neighborhood and from the times I saw it, it’s fucking gruesome. I’m pretty sure it breaks the jaw and teeth, and it probably fucks up your spine too. I hear people even die from it. Obviously very illegal, too.

Nobody who’s ever committed a serious crime like that would brag about it, at least not publicly. These people are so full of shit I can smell them through the monitor.

To be fair, Bonnie  claimed to have curb-stomped a TERF. But I don't think he actually curb-stomped her. Based on said TERF's tweets about the situation, it sounds like Bonnie and the Tranch crew roughed her up pretty good (I can't remember  exactly what they did aside from chasing her, pushing her, stealing her signs, pulling hair, that kinda thing. Maybe someone can find the post?) But it wasn't a true curb-stomp.

As per usual they just like being dramatic and over-inflating their actions as much as Earl likes over-inflating their tires.

ETA: Found It, thanks Prolego. Also, JFC, they used that poor woman's own pepper spray against her. I forgot about that. Wow so brave to pepper spray an unarmed woman, guys.

 

[Flour]

To be fair, Bonnie  claimed to have curb-stomped a TERF. But I don't think he actually curb-stomped her. Based on said TERF's tweets about the situation, it sounds like Bonnie and the Tranch crew roughed her up pretty good (I can't remember  exactly what they did aside from chasing her, pushing her, stealing her signs, pulling hair, that kinda thing. Maybe someone can find the post?) But it wasn't a true curb-stomp.

As per usual they just like being dramatic and over-inflating their actions as much as Earl likes over-inflating their tires.

I doubt that Bonnie has curb stomped anyone in his life. His definition of curb stomping is probably muttering some chosen words while an old lady walks by.

 

[Lubby Smith]

https://archive.ph/62spW
"Try to 'pet' me again, pervert"

 

[AfghanBlue]

I think the issue that Kevryn has here is that he fundamentally misunderstands the process he's being put through by his healthcare providers. He told us that he'd been seeing a therapist for a while - at least longer than he wanted - with the intent of getting a WPATH letter from them stating his psychological need for Bimbo Mommy Milkers. Now he says this has been put off indefinitely and wants a different therapist.

Obviously this therapist did not agree that it was integral to his mental well-being for him to get Booba. Now he wants Kaiser to give him someone within their system who *understands* that their entire job is to write him the letter he wants, not to provide actual assessment or therapy. I think he believes that a therapist within the Kaiser Medical Industrial Complex will be more likely to just funnel him where he wants to make more money for the machine rather than what the rest of us would call "doing their job." Unfortunately, this is probably true.

Tl;Dr Sounds like Kevryn's titty therapist was based and wouldn't sign off on him getting state sponsored bolt-ons, so now he wants a less qualified therapist who knows their whole job is to sign off, not ask questions (just like they did for his vaginoplasty).

If I was the titty therapist I would immediately confirm him for the left boob, and then hold off on the right indefinitely

Regarding animal farm…
2 legs good,
3rd leg bad.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Erm………what?

I know what this game is and that it is expensive, but I never knew how expensive.

How do they justify the cards costing what they do?

Also kev is a silly fucker. Just to keep it on topic.

rare and powerful cards can be expensive because there's people out there willing to pay to have the best

I play mtg in standard, and have 3 perfectly good decks for >£100 in packs bought
the funny thing is that legacy cards aren't tournament legal, aren't THAT much better than whatever is currently in standard, and kevin doesn't have anyone to play against

from what I've gathered he's bought the cards as status symbols and they don't even work that well together
my mono green current edition deck would probably wipe the floor with him if he even knows how to play