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[Puddleduck]

Maybe he means 1987 BC ...

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Gibes update.

First and most importantly, the amrevision has been delayed into the far future. If I was a betting Kiwi, I'd put money on the complete collapse of the amhole before he finally gets it "fixed" (and by fixed, I mean has an additional hole drilled into his pelvis using parts of his colon).
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Canon City and Pueblo West (aka the nearest civilizations to the Tranch) are a little over an hour away, there are even more therapists in Canon City who would qualify but don't specialize in trans shit:


Will contacting any single one of these offices not result immediately in what he wants? Yes. Will contacting all of them? I'm skeptical.

I don't claim to be an expert on the intersection between troon care and insurance pre-payment plans but I really doubt his therapist specifically even needs to be in the Kaiser network. If they were able to expediate his necessary emergency health care of getting boob implants then I think he could pay out of the Transformer Fund for the therapist to sign off.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Kevin has started the process to get a letter changed on his passport. Still won't make him a real a woman tho:
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Birthday plans- Kevin plans on getting an autistic tattoo:
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I wonder what the over/under on it getting infected are? Given the Gibes level of hygiene? I suppose ADF has gotten away with it for decades

 

[stupid frog]

Crossposting about the Tranch land.

Incompetence visible from space update: a sunny day in april 2022
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While it looks uncannily like a satellite compositing artefact I assure you what you are looking at is in fact the exact land parcel of the Tranch. To give you a clearer idea of what you're looking at there, Earl has graciously allowed me to peruse the logs of his dedicated anti-tranch spy satellite:

Spoiler: These are from October 2020, recent enough to get an idea of the layout

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I was wondering that myself. Given that they don't show up on satellite imagery predating Tranch ownership, their granular appearance and the fact that alpacas crap communally I'm going to guess alpaca dung piles. They too are visible from space and some are as big as the RV's.

Holy shit!
That's a lot of shit!
I also saw this when I was scrolling through their Twitter.
Everything is literally shit!
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[Aramis]

He's 35? Jesus Christ. He looks like a bag of dried buttskin. I'm older'n him. I'm ninety years old. You know how I look so pretty? I take drugs. Special drugs. Life-extending drugs. Kiwi has the best drugs. Because Kiwi loves me. And I love Kiwi. Every day of my horrible drug-extended lowcow-fighting life. Every day I smoke two hundred cigarettes and one hundred cigars and drink a bottle of whisky and three bottles of wine with dinner. And dinner is meat. Raw meat. The cook serves me an entire animal and I fight it bare-handed and tear off what I want and eat it and have the rest buried. In New Jersey! For Kiwi!

 

[bluegenius8585]

Women definitely should not get a healthy uterus removed, even if they don't want to have children. There are studies that suggest hysterectomies are linked to increased dementia risk and other health problems. Honestly, I do have to wonder how old FtM troons will get, there is no way most of them can stay healthy into old age with missing organs and pumped full of testosterone.

MTFs generally get Osteoporosis and other Eunuch diseases

 

[Neko GF]

Kevin has a long day ahead of him of doing basic errands. How will he get through this monumentally difficult task?

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Stunning and brave elder trans Kevin Gibes admits to being jealous of one of his piers. He so desperately needs this unnamed troon to follow him back on the bird app:

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>"this feeling that we SHOULD be friends but it's also arguably creepy and overtly parasocial so it's very much for the best she doesn't know I exist"

Out of all the creepy shit he does, this one of few things he has self-awareness with.

Kevie gives his opinion on the BreadTube community:

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[NaggotFigger]

Kevin has a long day ahead of him of doing basic errands. How will he get through this monumentally difficult task?
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And...he promply failed again by sleeping in the worst timing that he shouldn't even fall to.

Stunning and brave elder trans Kevin Gibes admits to being jealous of one of his piers. He so desperately needs this unnamed troon to follow him back on the bird app:
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>"this feeling that we SHOULD be friends but it's also arguably creepy and overtly parasocial so it's very much for the best she doesn't know I exist"

Out of all the creepy shit he does, this one of few things he has self-awareness with.

That's one rare case where he's self-aware of how he stalks and wants someone to follow him on the bird site. You're just being a tranny creep, as usual, again.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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I think it's appropriate because it's not like anyone who watches Breadtube videos is going to ever read Kropotkin (especially not the works where he calls Marx an ignorant charlatan) or anything else anarchist and probably not even going to bother to read communist works probably because they prefer YouTubers to spoon feed their self-identifying social groups own views back to them. For an example of this type of person: Kevin.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Stunning and brave elder trans Kevin Gibes admits to being jealous of one of his piers. He so desperately needs this unnamed troon to follow him back on the bird app:
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>"this feeling that we SHOULD be friends but it's also arguably creepy and overtly parasocial so it's very much for the best she doesn't know I exist"

Out of all the creepy shit he does, this one of few things he has self-awareness with.

Hontra? Kevin's been seen simping for him, with Hontra of course ignoring him because Hontra finds his fellow AGPs uncomfortable.

 

[Aramis]

I think it's appropriate because it's not like anyone who watches Breadtube videos is going to ever read

Could just stop right there.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Could just stop right there.

Reading is well known counter-revolutionary behavior.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I think it's appropriate because it's not like anyone who watches Breadtube videos is going to ever read Kropotkin (especially not the works where he calls Marx an ignorant charlatan) or anything else anarchist and probably not even going to bother to read communist works probably because they prefer YouTubers to spoon feed their self-identifying social groups own views back to them. For an example of this type of person: Kevin.

I don't think any of them read Marx so it isn't like their hurty feefees would be sincere.

 

[MissAnthropist]

I don't claim to be an expert on the intersection between troon care and insurance pre-payment plans but I really doubt his therapist specifically even needs to be in the Kaiser network. If they were able to expediate his necessary emergency health care of getting boob implants then I think he could pay out of the Transformer Fund for the therapist to sign off.

I think the issue that Kevryn has here is that he fundamentally misunderstands the process he's being put through by his healthcare providers. He told us that he'd been seeing a therapist for a while - at least longer than he wanted - with the intent of getting a WPATH letter from them stating his psychological need for Bimbo Mommy Milkers. Now he says this has been put off indefinitely and wants a different therapist.

Obviously this therapist did not agree that it was integral to his mental well-being for him to get Booba. Now he wants Kaiser to give him someone within their system who *understands* that their entire job is to write him the letter he wants, not to provide actual assessment or therapy. I think he believes that a therapist within the Kaiser Medical Industrial Complex will be more likely to just funnel him where he wants to make more money for the machine rather than what the rest of us would call "doing their job." Unfortunately, this is probably true.

Tl;Dr Sounds like Kevryn's titty therapist was based and wouldn't sign off on him getting state sponsored bolt-ons, so now he wants a less qualified therapist who knows their whole job is to sign off, not ask questions (just like they did for his vaginoplasty).

 

[Lubby Smith]

https://archive.ph/0TADY

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I foresee an imminent "dental implant grifting" saga, possibly coupled with "baby food for mxtress".

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

I think the issue that Kevryn has here is that he fundamentally misunderstands the process he's being put through by his healthcare providers. He told us that he'd been seeing a therapist for a while - at least longer than he wanted - with the intent of getting a WPATH letter from them stating his psychological need for Bimbo Mommy Milkers. Now he says this has been put off indefinitely and wants a different therapist.

Obviously this therapist did not agree that it was integral to his mental well-being for him to get Booba. Now he wants Kaiser to give him someone within their system who *understands* that their entire job is to write him the letter he wants, not to provide actual assessment or therapy. I think he believes that a therapist within the Kaiser Medical Industrial Complex will be more likely to just funnel him where he wants to make more money for the machine rather than what the rest of us would call "doing their job." Unfortunately, this is probably true.

Tl;Dr Sounds like Kevryn's titty therapist was based and wouldn't sign off on him getting state sponsored bolt-ons, so now he wants a less qualified therapist who knows their whole job is to sign off, not ask questions (just like they did for his vaginoplasty).

Frankly I want him to get septuple-J sized airbags on his chest so he can be even more of a monster and provide more milk

Edit: yeah those are definitely cavities on Mxstress's teeth, I had one once along the top of the tooth from improper brushing on the gumline. Fucking fix that shit!

 

[AGPinochet]

Edit: yeah those are definitely cavities on Mxstress's teeth, I had one once along the top of the tooth from improper brushing on the gumline. Fucking fix that shit!

Hygiene is Transhobic, Beautiful, Stunning and Brave Trxns Womyn refuse to be kept down by white supremacist cis-heteropatriarchal transmisogynist groomng standards.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Frankly I want him to get septuple-J sized airbags on his chest so he can be even more of a monster and provide more milk

I'd love if he got a trans flag colored vagina tattooed on his forehead, I just don't want it to be tax-funded.

Hygiene is Transhobic, Beautiful, Stunning and Brave Trxns Womyn refuse to be kept down by white supremacist cis-heteropatriarchal transmisogynist groomng standards.

You're being facetious, but the HAES movement and several other wokeist periphery groups have absolutely already started pushing the narrative that society needs to stop expecting others to bathe or wipe their butts because some people *just can't and that's ok*

 

[Box Tie]

Lmao Kevin duplicates his selfie angle so consistently whenever this dude gets caught in the wild or with other people he looks like a completely different person.

Also lol fat