The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[whothefuck]

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Sinn Féin would tell you to stop grifting and cooming.

why does he care about the ulster elections? is he "irish"-american or something, i know they like to hype shit like that

 

[Squirrelcop]

why does he care about the ulster elections? is he "irish"-american or something, i know they like to hype shit like that

Maybe transirish? Transinnfein? I dunno, isnt transitioning to another nationality a thing?

 

[AnOminous]

Getting some serious outpost 31 vibes from that pic.

The Thing could pass as human for a short period of time.

I know this has been already stated, but it's hysterical to me that touching a genuine woman, even one as batshit insane and high maintenance as kindness, was literally all it took was to cure him of the gay and detrans him

It's almost like they're exactly the incels we've always said.

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

Bonnie if you made a post here spilling the beans about the ranch i'd definitely consider referring to you by your choice of neopronouns

 

[Oxyjen]

I know this has been already stated, but it's hysterical to me that touching a genuine woman, even one as batshit insane and high maintenance as kindness, was literally all it took was to cure him of the gay and detrans him

Remember prior to Bonnie’s Leap she used to post lots of witchy shit, including at one stage a black magic concoction that notably included someones dangerhair?

Like, oh I don’t know, some kind of love hex maybe?

We all just thought it was more kindness being kindness and laughed.

Nothing said about any of that shit since though. Food for thought eh Bonnie.

 

[retard strength]

Do people actually want to buy alpaca? Especially malnourished adult ones? Other posters indicated that the market for them has bottomed out, which is probably why the tranch got so fucking many for free. People literally give them away to people with no ranching qualifications.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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Sinn Féin would tell you to stop grifting and cooming.

I suddenly feel a strong sense of Unionism.

 

[Richard Cheese]

It's interesting that the documentary is finally being released () just as Fat Paul starts openly shitting on the tranch. Did Phil push Ash to finish it because the tranch desperately needs griftbux from a new audience, perhaps to buy the property from Paul and Sky? Is Fat Paul mad because he's getting an unflattering edit? Or did Phil do something to piss Ash off, causing him to side with Paul and release the documentary to humiliate the remaining tranchers and perhaps even expose Phil as the alpaca-murdering, tax-evading, twitter-grifting, smallpox-blanket-gifting villain he's become?

 

[Coccxys]

I'm still not convinced that gash isn't speaking of a totally different project and everyone has just quietly "forgot" about the whole teansh thing.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Do people actually want to buy alpaca? Especially malnourished adult ones? Other posters indicated that the market for them has bottomed out, which is probably why the tranch got so fucking many for free. People literally give them away to people with no ranching qualifications.

It's fine, the other investments will make up for it.

 

[Squirrelcop]

Do people actually want to buy alpaca? Especially malnourished adult ones? Other posters indicated that the market for them has bottomed out, which is probably why the tranch got so fucking many for free. People literally give them away to people with no ranching qualifications.

I feel the second most bad (the second baddest? The second most baddestest?) for those poor fucking llamas, aside from the abandoned families of the cultists on Tram Ranch. Those poor things look absolutely miserable, even the fatter ones.

Goes to show that just because you  can adopt a bunch of animals it doesnt mean you  should adopt a bunch of animals.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Do people actually want to buy alpaca? Especially malnourished adult ones? Other posters indicated that the market for them has bottomed out, which is probably why the tranch got so fucking many for free. People literally give them away to people with no ranching qualifications.

It's not just the purchasing that's the problem - transporting the animals is also a major barrier. I think they have a small livestock trailer, but it would only be able to hold a few animals at once. Alpaca are small and can be transported a few at a time in van, SUV, or truck with a topper on it. This is fine for taking animals to the vet or to shows. It's not suitable for transporting lots of alpaca to sell, donate, or send to a slaughterhouse. Kevin claimed recently on Twitter that they have 200 alpaca. That's a lot when they can only transport 2-6 at a time. Granted, there's no way to independently verify that number or how it breaks down between alpaca and sheep.

They can't even haul off their garbage, much less deal with the logistics of transporting live animals.

That would leave the buyer responsible for picking them up in a larger trailer or hiring a third party to transport them. It is just not worth it - they have no value on the meat market and aren't economically viable on the fiber market even if they were in better physical condition. Sick animals produce low quality fiber. Thinning down their herd in a humane way (i.e. not intentionally killing them with neglect) would require a big time and/or money investment in fuel cost to account for all the trips they would have to make or paying for someone else to do it. They're barely paying their bills now that the grift mill has stopped running.

 

[Temperance]

I have a sickening feeling that they're going to bail sometime this year... just slink off and leave all their trash and poor animals behind for the local community to step in and clean up. Even if there are lawsuits or criminal charges, I think Penny & co have a good chance of escaping justice. Hopefully I'm wrong... just imagine if they get off scot-free while Paul's mother (as the actual owner of the Tranch) has to deal with the fallout.

If there's any silver lining to this potential ending, it's that we might get to see Kevin's horde of toys and other junk end up in a landfill. That would be HILARIOUS.
(Because there's no way they're going to be able to transport it all or store it somewhere when shit finally hits the fan and they decide to flee the Tranch.)

 

[Oxyjen]

The most likely scenario, from recent clues and vibes is that they’re preparing to bail, IMO.

The minority report option is that they’ve had a big cash windfall from somewhere. A relative or a demented troon fan left them a bunch of money in their will or something like that.

That would explain the fact that the lights are still on and all the new tools, fences, cheerier attitude and mysterious lack of desperate grifting. Rural amateur drywalling doesn’t pay that well.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

The most likely scenario, from recent clues and vibes is that they’re preparing to bail, IMO.

The most hilarious option here is if Kevin goes to England and comes back to find the Tranch empty. It would be in good ole' Phil style to abandon yet another "kid".

 

[Trout P]

The most likely scenario, from recent clues and vibes is that they’re preparing to bail, IMO.

The minority report option is that they’ve had a big cash windfall from somewhere. A relative or a demented troon fan left them a bunch of money in their will or something like that.

That would explain the fact that the lights are still on and all the new tools, fences, cheerier attitude and mysterious lack of desperate grifting. Rural amateur drywalling doesn’t pay that well.

The first thing that came to mind while ruminating on 'rural amateur drywalling' was 'fentanyl'

 

[stupid frog]

ur winnin son @The Elusive Earl

 

[Meriasek]

The most hilarious option here is if Kevin goes to England and comes back to find the Tranch empty. It would be in good ole' Phil style to abandon yet another "kid".

I'd guess that going to England for a while is the perfect setup for the bail. I'd say Kevin is the coal mine canary here, if he just left the Tranch all of a sudden you'd know something is up because it's a comfy life for him and he has no reason to go away. Phil and other Tranchers leaving would be the official end, and while they can probably abandon the place in the middle of the night, Kevin has a toy hoard that he wouldn't abandon just like that.
So if Kevin is away it's gonna be the perfect time for Phil to just bug out.

The drywall rape they're doing to the community is pretending that everything is fine so nobody gets suspicious when they suddenly leave.

 

[Bridget]

Don't let that thing come to England.
I beg you.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Kevin pretends to be a young girl and England has immigrant grooming and rape gangs that target young girls. The rape gangs may be so inbred from consanguineous marriage bloodlines they won’t be able to tell the difference.

That sounds like a match made in musk slut heaven to me.