I Caught A Shitlord This Big: The Tall Tales Of Tumblr - And that thread... was Albert Einstein.

[The Straight Seagull]

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[Tismo]

My favorite ones are the ones where people just begin clapping or cheering, because that's exactly what happens when someone says something that the majority of persons in an area find reasonable and/or agreeable.

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: Proof that "GOD HATES FAGS" isn't exactly thrown under the bus these days

Spoiler: All for good reason, I suppose

Spoiler: Whatever it takes to fall into the Hot Tumblrite crowd

Spoiler: Somebody contact Marvel Comics about this guy!

 

[sassyma seed]

Tumblr, said the girl in the back with rainbow colored hair.

Once again, kids don't talk like that.

No you didn't.

I hate Tumblr.

 

[ActualKiwi]

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I hate Tumblr.

Yes, because McDonalds has toys for nonbinaries, right? They're called "ice cubes"- they melt under heat, just like special snowflakes.

 

[Rilakkuma]

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I actually thought they stopped asking if you wanted a boy or girl toy a while ago.

 

[patchwork]

I actually thought they stopped asking if you wanted a boy or girl toy a while ago.

They're supposed to, but I haven't been to one that follows it - trans people, let alone kids, are seriously not that common enough to scare some unlucky cashier into asking which baby show toy you want. How autistic do you have to be to harass a cashier about your progressiveness.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Every time I've seen a girl ask for a hot wheel or whatever at McDonald's she's just gotten one without anyone kicking up a fuss. Only people I've ever seen getting their twats in a twist over it have been progressive whackjobs on the internet who want to pretend McDs doesn't treat them like special enough snowflakes.

Case in point, apparently the Happy Meal is someone's reason to be a feminist: http://365reasonstobeafeminist.tumblr.com/post/83604238032/113-because-of-mcdonalds

 

[sassyma seed]

Every time I've seen a girl ask for a hot wheel or whatever at McDonald's she's just gotten one without anyone kicking up a fuss. Only people I've ever seen getting their twats in a twist over it have been progressive whackjobs on the internet who want to pretend McDs doesn't treat them like special enough snowflakes.

Case in point, apparently the Happy Meal is someone's reason to be a feminist: http://365reasonstobeafeminist.tumblr.com/post/83604238032/113-because-of-mcdonalds

My favorite quote from that:

. Ultimately, we brought a complaint to the Connecticut Commission on Human Rights and Opportunities against McDonald’s for discriminating on the basis of sex. Despite our evidence showing that, in our test, McDonald’s employees described the toys in gendered terms more than 79 percent of the time, the commission dismissed our allegations as “absurd” and solely for the purposes of “titilation [sic] and sociological experimentation.”

So basically they claimed McDonalds was discriminating based on sex, but it was just about toys being called boy or girls toys. I'm pretty sure the Commission on Human Rights and Opportunities probably has real problems to worry about.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Damn that McDonald's and its attempt to offer toys to a wide array of consumers!

 

[& Knuckles]

Apologies if it's already been posted.

 

[fishercat]

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I love everything about this.

 

[& Knuckles]

Here is a nice little collection for you all.

 

[The Colonel]

Here is a nice little collection for you all.

So. Much. Cringe.

 

[Burned Man]

Here is a nice little collection for you all.

We all know cops love being punched in the face as long as you make a terrible joke when you do it.

 

[Silver]

Here is a nice little collection for you all.

Fuck I was just coming in to post that u ruined my day man

 

[& Knuckles]

Fuck I was just coming in to post that u ruined my day man

Sorry fam.

Also, here's Part 2.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Sorry fam.

Also, here's Part 2.

@& Knuckles you should let them know about our little collection here, I'm sure they'd love to add it.

 

[& Knuckles]

@& Knuckles you should let them know about our little collection here, I'm sure they'd love to add it.

I would, but reasons.

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As everyone knows, white gays are the devil.