Rule of 3's.
3 minutes without air - a human dies, on average.
3 days without water - a human dies, on average.
3 weeks without food - a human dies on average.
There's a really good thread on arrse that talks about the coming water wars. They're already happening. We've seen it in Ukraine if you kept up to speed on what is happening there. It's actually a major part of it in some parts.
But whilst this new epoch that humanity is coming in to is to do with resource shortages (namely oil, gas, coal), it won't be far behind that fresh water will be next. Even if the shit hits the fan and you have only 10 percent of people left on Planet Earth because of nucular war, then those people especially will be scrambling for fresh water.
We aren't talking water to take a bath or shower (bloody luxury) - we are talking enough water to keep homeostasis in the human animal so it does not die of thirst and a very painful death as the kidneys pack up. It's also handy for cooking things in like pasta/rice/etc.
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In other news:
The drive to conserve energy is coming for Tokyo residents' living rooms, bathrooms and kitchens.
With governments globally grappling with surging electricity prices as the war in Ukraine strains fossil fuel supply chains, authorities are examining almost every possibility to reduce power demand. In Tokyo, officials are urging residents to watch an hour less TV a day, switch off the keep-warm mode on rice cookers, and refrain from using heater functions on toilet seats until winter.
Lemme jus' run that by you one more time fam in case you missed it:
and refrain from using heater functions on toilet seats
I don't know about you, but I've never even seen a fucking heated toilet seat, let alone used one.
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Toto toilet seats at the Toto Museum, in Fukuoka.
Photographer: Tomohiro Ohsumi/Bloomberg
The fucking nips even have their crappers in a museum! Because of course they do...
Japan’s efforts to ensure electricity supply also include more conventional methods. Residents and businesses are being encouraging to install more rooftop solar
Of course they are. Same old song. Because rolling out rooftop solar at thousands of bucks a pop is really going to make a difference, especially when you turn your heated crapper off!
This might all have something to do with the mess we all find ourselves in (speaking in non-scatological terms here).
But don't worry, it's not the heated crappers of the nips that are to blame, it's that nasty war in Ukie land!
as the war in Ukraine strains fossil fuel supply chains
Yeah, it's totes deffo all about that fam.
But if those disturbed Japanese who live in Tokyo turn off their TV for an extra (less) hour a day, well, we shall all make it through.
Just remember to disconnect your crapper from the mains as well!
JFC!