Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

[Slimy Time]

From what I understand the plea-deal Baked was originally offered was only a Misdemeanor- whereas if he's found guilty with no deal he gets a felony on his record (so he can lose his ability to own any kind of gun for life, lose his ability to vote for a very long time, be permanently unable to get a real job at something like the post office or as a census taker)

I can't even imagine what kind of defense his lawyer will try to pull if this does, in fact, go to trial. The retard films himself 24/7 and he livestreamed himself commiting the act- so there's really no question as to if he broke into the capitol or not. What a fucking moron!

>Your honor, I am innocent.
>Mr Gionet, is this a video of you screaming America First, shadilay my fellow groypers, big ups catboykami from Capitol Hill on 6th Jan?
>No... I mean yes... But no.

You would love to see it.

 

[Donbabwe Sufferer]

How low IQ and impulsive do you have to be to fuck this up lmao. Like nigga just act remorseful and humble for 30 minutes and you’ll get a slap on the wrist. Nah, fuck that, IM A REAL HUMAN BEAN I DINDU NUFFIN. Yeah okay, enjoy your 10 years in federal prison

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

He could have discussed this with his attorney weeks ago and arranged for an alford plea. But he's a complete and total moron. He's dumber than Ralph. I don't think it sunk in how dumb he is until Kino Casino showed him squander away hundreds of dollars on online gambling. I would really be interested to know his IQ. Seems like we're talking 80 or 90 tops.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

lol what a dork.

Don’t drop the soap, son.

 

[daBonehead]

Holy shit Baked has to be the dumbest mother fucker within the AF sphere and that's saying something. Nick probably pumped his dumper enough to where he'll be able to smuggle in a phone to prison and continue to live stream. LETS GOOOOOOOO

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Baked Nigger does it again. Are ya winning son? Are you loving our law enforcement?

 

[Jack Scarefani]

His ultimate 15 min of fame has finally arrived. Gonna enjoy this for all its worth on my few days off here because he won't reach these levels of autism like this for a long long time.

Wonder if he's doing it for the attention or a mix of trying to be someone along with attention.

 

[evilsponge]

Baked is the perfect litmus test for how low someone's IQ is based on how close they are associated with him. MFer is a black hole of stupidity.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Part of taking a plea is you're required to admit your guilt. You don't get to accept one without doing it, so its a relevant question.

He could have pleaded No Contest, like Ralph, and then spent the rest of his life telling his idiot followers that doing so meant that he wasn’t found guilty even though he was.

 

[Demetrius I of Bactria]

Man the script this season is truly phenomenal and very open for speculation:
1) Will he go to prison for 10+ years and become Baked "White Pride Worldwide" Alaska?
2)Will his FED friends save him after he gives them more info?
3)Is he going to get killed by the gay America First tickle squad?
I am at the edge of m seat over here! I hope we find out soon.

 

[Max Free]

He obviously wanted to do a Ralphamale stunt and brag in front of the cam he only pleaded guilty for the plea, not because he actually is, but forgot that it was called "no contest".

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

So how did it go down? Baked said "I believe I'm innocent ... but they're saying if I go to trial they're going to hit me with a felony.", so does that mean the judge just got fed up after him saying that and just said it's going to trial now? Or did Baked literally plead not guilty and ask for a trial? Either way he's a dumbass.

 

[Spergichu]

I wonder if he's actually afraid that Nick will have him killed if he takes a bad plea.

 

[Big Fat Retard]

It's so obvious Baked is a spoiled child who has been enabled by everyone around him his entire life. The only consequences he's used to are online reactions. I imagine his lawyer convinced him to take the deal as it was, legally, a good deal. Then Baked saw the online reaction so of course he sperged out and had to stress his innocence because he doesn't want online people to be mad at him. He's such a child.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Wonder if he's doing it for the attention or a mix of trying to be someone along with attention.

He’s just scared shitless, and can’t bring himself to just take the L and go to time out for a month or three.

 

[Cocktimus prime]

So how did it go down? Baked said "I believe I'm innocent ... but they're saying if I go to trial they're going to hit me with a felony.", so does that mean the judge just got fed up after him saying that and just said it's going to trial now?

Yes basically baked is a retard and the judge just lmaod at baked thinking he had any kind of leverage

 

[evilsponge]

People thinking Baked is running some play are looking too deeply into it. He's just a stupid man who doesn't understand taking a plea involves admitting guilt

 

[gaystoner]

keep in mind this 'fund' has been at this point for the last year...also keep in mind its been hypothesized fatlaska used this money on Cassie and the RV

Also keep in mind for those just joining...Baked Alaska's lawyer is from a law school in Arizona where like 3% pass the bar and he was originally a real estate agent.

 

[make_it_so]

What a fucking imbecile.

 

[Spergichu]

Obligatory.