Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

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I got this from Twitter today the poster scrubbed out the name.
Damn, you mean there’s nothing wrong with me for wanting to fuck these gorgeous creatures? Good to know.
That's this guy, I've seen people on the sideshow thread talk about him a lot, mostly because he looks like troon George Costanza.
 
Not sure if it's been mentioned before, but there was actually a dating site that tried using ai to make sure only women used it

Of course, people complained of it being transphobic
The funny thing is it really isn’t trans exclusionary. It’s fake-exclusionary. Sites like these usually screen with a driver’s license, which means genuinely trans folk who have taken the steps to change their license and LEGALLY revise their identity status are welcome. Fakers who come online in a Party City wig begging you to touch their girl penis are not. Imo all lesbian dating sites should be like this. Hopefully one day, when genderspecials have fallen out of fashion, a truly based site will rise up that is strictly lesbians only.

Until that fateful day, LOL LOOK AT THE TROONS THEY THINK THEY’RE PEOPLE LOLLLLL
 
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I got this from Twitter today the poster scrubbed out the name.
Damn, you mean there’s nothing wrong with me for wanting to fuck these gorgeous creatures? Good to know.
Wow, what fucking misogynist thing to say. So this freak is better than a woman cause it don't care that you want to fuck it.
New flash, your fat AND ugly AND a troon. That's an unholy trifecta of unfuckability right there.
 
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I got this from Twitter today the poster scrubbed out the name.
Damn, you mean there’s nothing wrong with me for wanting to fuck these gorgeous creatures? Good to know.

What an interesting fat distribution pattern he has. The front of this dude's torso looks like a mudslide or the aftermath of the Aberfan Mine Disaster where badly heaped mountains of coal spoil collapsed and slid and slopped down the hill they were perched atop crushing half the town below.

Definitely way hotter than those who take the time to keep themselves human-sized and -shaped. Who could possibly compete with this smecksy little vixen?
 
Why do they all have zoomer side cuts? Is it to cover up the balding or are they trying to look vastly younger than they really are?
It’s because they are trying to pull the sheep costume over their wolf-sized heads

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Given how many lesbians are on this site, maybe Null could create a Lesbian dating site attachment? It could be a small joining fee to help maintain it and a guarantee that you can bully any trannies that try to sneak in because jannie-Null doesn't give a shit about transphobia.

Please note that this suggestion comes courtesy of the bad head-cold I'm currently experiencing, so it's probably retarded and I'm just too sick to realise that fact.
I'd use it. Better than the people around here.
 
I'd use it. Better than the people around here.
I think it's a great idea for the woman already here but how many new people would join?
Any lezzer joining KF becomes an instant nazi, fascist, jackboot, bigot, Terf, transphobe.

Mind you, they become that anyway when they don't want to suck Troon cock so perhaps it might work.

If you build it...
 
Jesus the troonbian infestation is so bad that lezzies are thinking about Kiwi dating. :(

IKR? It's kind of hilarious, tbh.

Apologies if this is too far afield; I hope it isn't since it's on the topic of lesbians dating and hooking up and I don't know of any other thread among the many troon threads we have that covers this topic in relation to transbians.

A couple of threads on the Farms, including this one, have had me poking around Reddit again since I stopped reading it back during The Great Commie Tranny Janny Invasion of 2016. Today I spotted this transbian on a post by a lesbian that was bemoaning the lack of IRL spaces for women to go to date and hook up with each other and I fell down a rabbit hole.

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The OP that occasioned his sperg:


I like how he immediately defaults to "TERF!" to explain his downvotes. What if the women just disagree with him misrepresenting the OPs point by shifting the focus to something that wasn't intended? What if they think he's heckin' valid but is just violating the sub's rules?

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What if people other than terves are critical of troon activists' arguments and downvoted him? Okay, to be fair to the troon, it's a dyke subreddit so the odds that a conservative and/or anti-feminist critic downvoted him are pretty slim. Also the downvotes on some of his other comments on that subreddit (below) make it clear many of the real lesbians don't want him around. Of course, that could also just be because he's intent on mentioning that he's a troon and calling everyone transphobic any chance he gets.

Anyway, his comment has surprisingly been deleted (archived here). Did the sub's jannies miss the note that he was a tranny and part of the Reddit Troon Junta?

Here's how the conversation progressed with the real dykes' input since my initial screenshot for anyone interested:

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🌺 The Delicate Flower in Question 🌺

When I went to check the troon's profile (archive) it had already been archived two weeks ago. He seems to trawl through subreddits looking for excuses to bleat about lesbians being transphobes so I guess he aroused enough interest to warrant archiving before I stumbled across him.

"Wife and Kids":
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General "Family":
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Single lul:
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Hilariously, he writes in another post that the women of r/abrathatfits helped him (archive) enormously in that department. :disagree: I'm sure it ain't easy finding a band that encompasses a barrel chest and a couple of splayed bolt-ons.

Cute and smol gorl uwu. 🥺👉👈

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Oh, pardon me: "girly girl." :story:

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"Extensive facial feminization surgery" and this is the best he could manage.

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Thinks he passes.

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He's yet another deluded troon who believes medical professionals would be shocked to discover a penis after asking him about periods and pregnancy as a matter of protocol...

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...or to hear he had a vasectomy even when the other surgeon had to be browbeaten into misgendering him as "her."

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Claims to get cat-called on the street LOL!

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He would prefer you not dispel his illusion by letting him know you clocked him a mile away either because that would be transphobic...

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...and depicting troons accurately is also transphobic.

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He's retired military and God bless the Marines for all the bullshit they have to deal with.

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Troons in the military? Absolutely, bigot! (archive)

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Sikhs growing beards in the military? Ehhh, you know you give up some of your rights in the name of good order and discipline when you enlist right?

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When he announced his troonery a year ago his kids totally wanted to call him mom and his wife was cool with him.

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Oops! Nope! Lost his marriage of 20 years when he trooned out after all. Didn't take her long to see the light. Presumably insisting his straight wife had to pretend to be a dyke now (correctly) broke her on that relationship as it would for all sane women. Lucky for her she bailed before she had to deal with the mutilated mess that will be his amhole in a month.

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Is a "gold star lesbian."

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He's a little more Disney than tranime catgirl tyvm.

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And he's an autist, natch.

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Views on transbians dating?

Such shameless, bigoted medscum rhetoric! Tucutes are just as much women and just as fuckable as medscum with bolt-ons and amholes! Check yourself and your titty skittles, sir!

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More medscum rhetoric and the magical belief that amholes are anything but mutilated penises and therefore lesbians (and straight men) should be fine with amholes and the trannies who have them. He himself is scheduled to have his cock mangled in about a month from now and then, surely, he'll be beating the dykes off with stick. Suck it, tucutes and pre-ops!

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Keep dreaming buddy. (I'll post the OP he's replying to outside of the spoiler box since it's a quick read and might be of general interest).

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While this leans a bit more SRS Nightmares thread than Transbians Dating thread I thought I'd add this post demonstrating how :optimistic: he is about the impact his amhole surgery will have on his capacity for sexual pleasure. The other main comment assures the OP that it's just like a real vagina in terms of sensation. The ensuing letdown he's about to experience couldn't happen to a nicer guy. :story:

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It's amazing how much medical intervention he's had in the one, single, solitary year he's had since he announced his troonery: extensive facial feminization and bolt-ons, hormone treatment and an impending amhole installation. It's pretty clear to me that the moment they announce themselves, it's full steam ahead with the disfiguring medical interventions to get the Frankenbody in place.

And all that just so real lesbians can make this face :cringe: and tell him "no!"

Finally, here's the OP that the transbian in the spoiler box was replying to. LOL lesbian chasers lusting after troons' "princess wands." The delusion. Nay, correction: the transbian masturbatory fantasy.

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Horrifying that this woman, apparently a recent victim of some serious stuff, feels the need to apologize so thoroughly. I really hope the manager's reply told her she didn't do anything wrong. And now he's thinking about leaving the job? What?
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On another note, don't worry, girlies it's totally normal for lesbians like you to want to have sex with men like me. Of course you want to have sex with me and don't let anyone shame you out of it. If you don't think you want to have sex with me that's your internalized chaserphobia and I need to fuck it out of you. With my penis. Also, I'm poly so don't get too attached or anything!
So it's perfectly fine and wonderful to be attracted to trans bodies and that nb insanity, that's a normal preference. But if you're attracted to true and honest women (or men I guess, we're very inclusive here), then you're a bigot.
Good to know.
 
So it's perfectly fine and wonderful to be attracted to trans bodies and that nb insanity, that's a normal preference. But if you're attracted to true and honest women (or men I guess, we're very inclusive here), then you're a bigot.
Good to know.
Well, as we all know: 🌈 Only the trannies are allowed to have their preferences. 🌈

For everyone else, there is no other correct preference than "all of the above." Whether you're gay or straight, ya gotta be open for all because didn't you know? Anyone can self-ID these days and if anyone can self-ID that's makes them eligible for your dating preference pool at any given time (and subject to change at will!).

But also please be careful, cissies. Don't favor the trannies too much...Wouldn't want to "fetishize" them or anything. Oh, they would absolutely hate that*.


*Dude, we all know they absolutely love the thought of being fetishized, they get their nut off and also get to pretend to be righteously angry about it, it's a win-win.
 
Well, as we all know: 🌈 Only the trannies are allowed to have their preferences. 🌈

For everyone else, there is no other correct preference than "all of the above." Whether you're gay or straight, ya gotta be open for all because didn't you know? Anyone can self-ID these days and if anyone can self-ID that's makes them eligible for your dating preference pool at any given time (and subject to change at will!).

But also please be careful, cissies. Don't favor the trannies too much...Wouldn't want to "fetishize" them or anything. Oh, they would absolutely hate that*.


*Dude, we all know they absolutely love the thought of being fetishized, they get their nut off and also get to pretend to be righteously angry about it, it's a win-win.
I've seen trans people who are genuinely just into being turned into a fetish piece. Without the righteous anger. It's fucking insane- y'all are fighting for basic rights but will turn around and hornypost about being seen as some sort of third sex to fetishize?

Also I feel like people forget that everyone has preferences for who they date. Granted they can (and do) change with time, there's no point in jamming yourself into a niche all because you're that desperate to get laid. Especially if you're starting to transition, hormones change a lot of your mental chemistry, fuck knows if you'd still dig chicks after a few years of HRT.
 
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