Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Shaka Brah]

I’ve been following this thread since the old ona days but can’t remember because I am old and have the memory of a goldfish.

Is there any proof this daughter is his and not pringles can Jon? I was rereading the op and the timeline would suggest she left him right when it may be obvious it wasn’t his kid and she knew it and left him to be with the real father. Is there any proof or definitive evidence that this daughter is indeed his?

Also, I observed Fatrick is quite porcine and overweight. Is that also true?

She has an unfortunate family resemblance. There's very little doubt she's his child.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You heard it from Pat first: Soon you’ll get the electric chair for possession of condoms. So start thinking about your Death Row last meal requests now.

This shit right here? He’s trying extra hard to go viral, both for his unquenchable thirst for attention from strangers and to bang his victim drum to more people. I’m calling it now: Chubs is fixin’ to turn digital panhandler. That should be hilarious.

Either way, Pat might want to familiarize himself with Akilah Hughes vs. Carl Benjamin, in which my buddy Wes represented Sargon and humiliated Hughes beyond her worst nightmares. She, too, said she’d never pay him a penny. Spoiler alert: She sure as shit did.

She has an unfortunate family resemblance. There's very little doubt she's his child.

Luckily for Annabelle, her sperm donor looks more womanly than masculine, and is certainly more feminine than his second wife. She’s a pretty little girl, more so because she hasn’t had to suffer the agony of having Pat for a father. Thank God for Pringle Can Jon.

 

[Shaka Brah]

The most disingenuous part of Fat's ramblings is that we have on record in a live TV interview Gavin Newsom discussing the legal killing of babies outside the womb. I think I would consider that pro-abortion extremism.

 

[Ophelia]

Pat is so stupid he doesn’t understand that the court is taking power AWAY from the fed. Even if one state did go full Gilead, people could leave it and move to New York or California. It would be a disaster for any state that went too far.

A fatty food? Fatrick knows about all of the fatty foods

Probably fattier than what we call “chips” in the US. Across the pond, french fries are “chips.”

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Probably fattier than what we call “chips” in the US. Across the pond, french fries are “chips.”

I bet Fatrick supports trans rights because he thinks it has something to do with trans fats (which he is a fan of)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I bet Fatrick supports trans rights because he thinks it has something to do with trans fats (which he is a fan of)

Are you suggesting Pat’s daily routine of sitting on a barstool, tweeting 24/7, drinking beer and inhaling meatloaf, has contributed to his weight management challenges? I’ll have you know he’s just big boned, child.

 

[AnOminous]

Does this fat bitch titted faggot not realize that often buyouts take shares at a premium above their list price?

Of course, this nigger thinks that because he owes the skool libarry $5.00, he has a line of credit.

That's literally Hostile Takeover 101. The Twitter cucks tried to beg him off by letting him annex the Sudetenland just only buy 14.88% of the stock in return for him not just taking them over outright. He told them he was going to fuck them whether they liked it or not and just took them over anyway.

 

[Johnny Salami]

What kind of useless fucking baby can't even drink mother's milk?

He would have been left to die in a more just society

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

From my observations it does indeed seem to be true that Patrick is hella fat.

"Patrick is hella fat."

- Socrates

 

[TopTierHealer]

Let's play: unfuck Patrick's life (hard mode, ironman run)

If Patrick were the conservative he claims to be he could have already penned an article, "the economic-conservative case for abortion" which describes what this thread has said multiple times. You could go to another state to kill your unborn child and the state could make an industry out of it. Incentivate businesses, make a new training facility for "healthcare workers" in a county that's in the dumps, give any quack with a licence the ability to operate as a healthcare consultant, write off all laws regarding secure handling of medical waste. Whatever.

Then Piggy could start selling himself as the common sense conservative in any left-wing rag. Any local radio needs one bad guy to shit on, all he needs to do is to play a convincing heel.

Then again, he's a 1.7 GPA fuckwad that was probably told by his shrink mom that, "don't worry my little oinker, remember that Albert Einstein failed math in high school".

 

[Oliver Onions]

He can't have tried very hard, because "mugging" is the exact word, period correct english slang word he's looking for. Stupid American pigman. How can he do such little research? I can't wait for all the authentic "british slang" in this abortion of a book.

Whenever I try to imagine Pat writing English slang all I can think of is Damon Albarn in Rock Profiles:

 

[Meriasek]

A boiling kettle of fish and chips? Does he think chips get boiled? With the fish? In a kettle and not a pot? Did he get fish and chips confused with tea? My twenty seconds of research suggests that dish is fried in a pot. How many things can this man get wrong in one sentence? The mind truly is boggled.

I'm getting the distinct impression that his book is going to be hey, here's something happening AND LOOK AT THIS DISTINCTLY BRITISH WORD I USED! AREN'T YOU SO IMPRESSED WITH MY RESEARCH? IT'S BRITISH!

Worse, fish 'n' chips were not really around that much in the timeframe his idiotic drivel is taking place in. It only really kicked off by 1860, and A Christmas Carol takes place like 20 years earlier.

 

[AprilRains]

Worse, fish 'n' chips were not really around that much in the timeframe his idiotic drivel is taking place in. It only really kicked off by 1860, and A Christmas Carol takes place like 20 years earlier.

Isn't his idiocy set around then, with Tiny Tim all grown up?

 

[Mr Moonface]

More vacation pics, new selfie of piggy with his sow:



Some jews were kicked off a plane, piggy takes those dirty kikes to task for not masking:



He debates with some normies in the replies (1.7 GPA btw):



Piggy trots out a couple of his old Drumph nicknames, they didn't go viral years ago and looks like they wont now:

 

[GeorgeApley]

cant wait for the inevitable tweet "had to make major revisions, apparently chips are french fries, and the british call chips 'crisps'. now im in the mood for 'crisps, mate' (thats a line from my book, now off to eat crisps at Hooligans with my bride along with a few miller lites)"

 

[LetterlandMafia]

He’s even been to Britain as well yet seems to think fish and chips is prepared in a fucking kettle. Bet he thinks of himself as more cultured and worldly than his dumb Drumpf voting countrymen too.

 

[artilleryfroth]

cant wait for the inevitable tweet "had to make major revisions, apparently chips are french fries, and the british call chips 'crisps'. now im in the mood for 'crisps, mate' (thats a line from my book, now off to eat crisps at Hooligans with my bride along with a few miller lites)"

They aren’t even quite the same as French fries. A distinction that would escape someone who is fat and thinks chips are cooked in a kettle.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Some jews were kicked off a plane, piggy takes those dirty kikes to task for not masking:



He debates with some normies in the replies (1.7 GPA btw):

I knew Patrick was retarded, but this is a superb case of retardation.

 

[Luty]

Patrick isn't as retarded as you guys think he is, he has read the fish and chips page on Wikipedia after all. He is referring to a fish kettle, a type of pan used for frying fish.

That being said it would be very unwieldy to attack someone with, even when not filled with boiling oil, and wouldn't contain fish and chips at the same time.

 

[r00]

Whenever I try to imagine Pat writing English slang all I can think of is Damon Albarn in Rock Profiles:

"I go 'Ra Ra Ra, come on the footballs'". Rock profile was easily their creative peak.

It's going to be amazing for all the wrong reasons. Patrick knows he's too retarded to actually properly research anything about London, let alone victorian London. He'll throw out a few tidbits he took from reddit onto twitter to make it appear like he's doing something, but in practice he will be constantly reverting back to the broadest stereotypes imaginable, and then occasionally crowbarring in a bunch of exposition to explain the more "obscure" references he randomly chooses to include. He's going to miss sooooo many fucking anachronisms.

If one thing is clear about Pat's writing style it's that he has the subtlety of a sledgehammer. He'll be flip-flopping between dumb parody and period authenticity on a word by word basis and I can't fucking wait. Its going to be the worst thing he's ever written.