Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

That’s a problem with elderly drivers in general, I’ve heard people argue past a certain age they should be made to do another test to see if they are still competent to safely drive.

In most parts of the US there isn't much public transportation but cities are built around the idea that everyone gets around in a car. DMV workers are often known to help seniors pass tests in order to let them keep their driver's license even when they're going senile and too blind to read signs because the loss of driving privileges leads to a big loss of independence.

 

[Slurgle]

So did anyone else listen to the last Behind the Bastards episode? They're doing a series on Chris chan, and we're in it a lot (they don't like us, about which I am dismayed).

Part One: A Terrible Story About The Internet

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

So did anyone else listen to the last Behind the Bastards episode? They're doing a series on Chris chan, and we're in it a lot (they don't like us, about which I am dismayed).

Part One: A Terrible Story About The Internet

It takes them like 10 minutes to even begin talking about Chris, this podcast is near unlistenable. They just ramble and ramble and stretch things out, do they ever get to the point?

 

[NortonAntiVirus]

So did anyone else listen to the last Behind the Bastards episode? They're doing a series on Chris chan, and we're in it a lot (they don't like us, about which I am dismayed).

Part One: A Terrible Story About The Internet

They don't like us? Oh no! My feelings! Whatever should I do now, some rando doesn't like me!!

 

[HenryKissiger]

If Chris Chan raped his mom, then, he is such a nigga... Bitch.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Speds like Chris usually shit themselves because of a combination of eating too much, and not shitting when they need to, because they're distracted by something else so they just reflexively hold their shit in until they can't hold it in anymore.

If Chris would just proactively shit from time to time, he wouldn't stress-shit himself.

Given the lack of distractions in incarceration, relatively sanely-portioned diet, not to mention easy and fast access to a toilet, I would not be surprised if Chris has not been shitting himself for quite a while.

Yeah thats one thing that Chris might actually make progress on, not defecating himself, he'll hopefully have the mental age of a 15 year old by the time he leaves prison at this rate. On another note, I can only imagine how insufferable Chris must be for the other inmates there, people joke all the time he's going to get beat up by irate jail gangs but it seems he's actually being kept relatively safe by jail staff. Is it possible Chris being his usual obnoxious self might stir up irritation or an argument with another prisoner talking about Pony or imaginary shite and annoy them enough to get into a very swift and one-sided fight? Or Is violence strictly prohibited and anyone caught fighting will immediately be restrained and isolated, what are the rules regarding male Jails on violence? I actually have no knowledge on the specifics in this case.

 

[Ophelia]

Is it possible Chris being his usual obnoxious self might stir up irritation or an argument with another prisoner talking about Pony or imaginary shite and annoy them enough to get into a very swift and one-sided fight? Or Is violence strictly prohibited and anyone caught fighting will immediately be restrained and isolated, what are the rules regarding male Jails on violence?

Chris is protected and kept away from other inmates and wrote that he hadn’t interacted with them.

Mostly, people in jails just want to do their time and get out. It’s one of the things that make them different from prisons.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

https://www.ign.com/articles/lego-transformers-optimus-prime-actually-transforms

So Chris now has missed Sonic and Optimus Prime lego sets. His gonna wasted his tug boat (if he gets back) on shitty resellers.
Funny both those sets did release in 2022.

 

[Pissmaster]

Another random question, In the past Chris said that he's okay with incest and he also said that he had sexual dreams about his mother. Do you think since Bob is dead that Barb would let Chris tap that saggy, old, rotten pussy of hers?

>posted December 2019

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Look at sorbet, poor fren was suffering; could barley breathe, and was suffering some head trauma possibly brain damage and what does that big autistic ape do? Film himself picking him up and handling him like the dangerous retard he is or sperging over that big solar eclipse.

He also soaked poor Sorbet with a hose to get him out from the place he was taking shelter in because it was easyer than doing the smart thing and reaching for it even if he had to think about it and move himself into a better position. He's dangerously unaware of how he handles and treats animals in a way that could be considered dangerous or harmful.

It's one thing for a young child to do it wrong but if a animal is struggling in your grasp it means your really doing it wrong, especially if you are known to the animal as a caretaker.

Speds like Chris usually shit themselves because of a combination of eating too much, and not shitting when they need to, because they're distracted by something else so they just reflexively hold their shit in until they can't hold it in anymore.

He's also got poor sensory awareness, you I and other normal people pay attention to the little signals that say "Dude your going to need a crapper soon" and plan accordingly Chris doesnt pick up on them signals or can be easily distracted from paying attention to them and only pay attention to them when your doing that "I really need a shit" waddle where your sphincter is clenched so tight you could crack steel pipe with it.

This goes a long way to explaining his Pain tolerance, he cut himself a significant gash in his gooch with a knife and didn't complain about it, frose his dick in the snow and a whole host of other painful things because he's not aware of just how painful they are.

In most parts of the US there isn't much public transportation but cities are built around the idea that everyone gets around in a car. DMV workers are often known to help seniors pass tests in order to let them keep their driver's license even when they're going senile and too blind to read signs because the loss of driving privileges leads to a big loss of independence.

I know this sort of thing comes up a lot when Americans talk about the state of transport options available but it never ceases to amaze me just how badly served and layed out A good portion of America is - Where I am right now if I wanted to do a decent sized food shop I can pick up my bags walk for 5 minutes and I am at a super market and some other shops get what I want and walk back without having to use a car. If I wanted to go to a restaurant I can walk 10 minutes in the other direction and there are two next door to each other and if I don't feel like driving 15 minute walk away is a Trainstation with intercity and local trains and a bus station 5 minutes walk from my house where I can get anywhere in the City and surrounding area from.

If I wanted to walk from my City to the next one I can do it without having to walk on the road it's pavement all the way.

In the states your lucky if you have any of those options available to you and bus's in the outer areas of a city are as rare as rocking horse shit.

When I say that it's not a knock on America it's just so alien of a concept that I'd live in a Town or City and need a car to access basic services and there seems to be a big resistance to having things like Shops and Doctors etc in the same area that people live and are pushed out to other areas, and it makes me sad for the people who can't drive like Kid's the infirm, the elderly etc

 

[NortonAntiVirus]

https://www.ign.com/articles/lego-transformers-optimus-prime-actually-transforms
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So Chris now has missed Sonic and Optimus Prime lego sets. His gonna wasted his tug boat (if he gets back) on shitty resellers.
Funny both those sets did release in 2022.

Decided to check out some reviews due to this post, pretty cool design. His tugbout will be empty within weeks of his release.

Also, enjoy this soyjack, I'm not that good at drawing but couldn't miss this opportunity

 

[Saint Agustin]

I don't know if this is the right place to ask but have any of you knows where I can find a fanfiction of Sonichu?

I can't remember the name or when it was written (it was many many years ago I read it) and it was about a guy trying to escape cwcville (or something along those lines).

I remember it was like a novel and parodies parts of the life of Chris with cwcville and sonichu being a real place and Chris turning it into a totalitarian state where Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo being like mercenaries for Chris to maintain control, and the main protag wanting to get out of cwcville but it was locked out or something.

Anybody recognize that fanfic by any chance?

 

[Lucrid]

The other day I was looking at Chris' early attempts at finding dates (on MySpace), and I noticed that when he was trying to strike up conversations with women he liked, he always offered to take them out and treat them to a soda.

Does anyone else think that soda is a particularly odd choice? Not so strange for Chris, considering his soda obsession that we're all aware of, but for any grown adult of legal drinking age, it would be more appropriate to ask a potential date to grab coffee, drinks, and/or dinner.

There's a part of me that thinks it was mostly due to Chris' aversion to coffee and alcohol at the time, but another part of me thinks that because Chris inherited some "old-fashioned" ideas from Bob/Barb, he probably envisions these dates as something similar to going to a 1950s-era soda fountain type of place and the woman finding it to be a fun "special occasion". In reality, though, it would probably just be an unimpressive trip to a local fast food joint that happens to have a soda machine with free refills.

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

Weird to think how easily and cheapy you could have got a mother and daughter threesome before Isabella snitched.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Weird to think how easily and cheapy you could have got a mother and daughter threesome before Isabella snitched.

You got the complimentary bed bugs plus a serenade from one of the remaining dogs.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

The other day I was looking at Chris' early attempts at finding dates (on MySpace), and I noticed that when he was trying to strike up conversations with women he liked, he always offered to take them out and treat them to a soda.

Does anyone else think that soda is a particularly odd choice? Not so strange for Chris, considering his soda obsession that we're all aware of, but for any grown adult of legal drinking age, it would be more appropriate to ask a potential date to grab coffee, drinks, and/or dinner.

There's a part of me that thinks it was mostly due to Chris' aversion to coffee and alcohol at the time, but another part of me thinks that because Chris inherited some "old-fashioned" ideas from Bob/Barb, he probably envisions these dates as something similar to going to a 1950s-era soda fountain type of place and the woman finding it to be a fun "special occasion". In reality, though, it would probably just be an unimpressive trip to a local fast food joint that happens to have a soda machine with free refills.

I think it’s more the old-fashioned thing, like Archie taking Betty and Veronica out to Pop’s to split an ice cream soda while Jughead eats his weight in hamburgers in the background. Except it’s be Chris eating the burgers too and instead of being magically thin he’s still just fat.

 

[Ophelia]

I don't know if this is the right place to ask but have any of you knows where I can find a fanfiction of Sonichu?

Was it A Girl Who Brought Down the World?

Or the Don’t Zap to the Extreme game?

 

[Saint Agustin]

Was it A Girl Who Brought Down the World?

Or the Don’t Zap to the Extreme game?

No no, non of them. I read it almost 10 years ago in wattpad or some other site who hosted fanfictions.

Thanks for the suggestion though.

 

[ParadigmShift]

Do you guys think Chris has retard strength?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Do you guys think Chris has retard strength?

No not in the way you mean anyway, he struggles with a lot of realitively easy physical tasks.