Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[TurdFondler]

I think Jack used the canned chicken because tamham said that was all he could have.

I don't understand how he gave m
Meatballs an A. The prices were nutty for shit Italian.

 

[BigTsBull]

And the Craigslist post has been taken down.

 

[captkrisma]

Didn't Jr get those dogs for free? He's trying to do some hood shit.

 

[rubytintedchix]

And the Craigslist post has been taken down. View attachment 3272350

The post is absent from Jack’s Facebook wall as well.

 

[ZipDisk]

I keep hoping ABC will strike JOTG, but they haven't.

Yesterday I watched a bunch of meatball related videos, ended up making meatball subs for dinner. So Jagoff going to a place called meatballs makes me flat face.

Veal Parmigiana is Subway Italian at this point.

Jack once again cannot operate his menu, he needs a tammy. The music is indeed hellishly blended.

Jack covets the calamari. Tammy Gatekeeps the bruschetta, Tammy is so tired of this shit.

Jack fixates on a glass of water.

Oh god fucking damnit, we're gonna get a "DO DEY KEEP DA COFFEE FILLED" review. Salad looks fresh out of the bag, Calamari looks like an abomination.

Red mound looks like a red mound, Penne looks like vomit, all pretty Jack Standard thumbnails. linguini looks... bad. I'm kind of burned out.

Did Jack make a divorce joke about the meatball? Or is he just complaining? Hand block to keep food in mouf.

Jack actually seems pissed about the meatball. His breeder should have trained him against food guarding.

Coffee horseshit

Jack literally cannot describe food.

Tammy Mukbang

meaningless A+

THERE WAS DEFINITELY A CHEF

I hate this video. I fucking hate this video.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Who called it? Step forward to claim your prize.
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Here’s your winner, almost to the day — nice call. And yes, he was was asking about FREE puppies, so …

I’m guessing it’s some of both: waaaayyy too much responsibility + trying to sponge $1000 pure profit from someone because rolling Big Bites and wiping down public shitters at a gas station just doesn’t pay as much as it used to.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

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Here’s your winner, almost to the day — nice call. And yes, he was was asking about FREE puppies, so …

I’m guessing it’s some of both: waaaayyy too much responsibility + trying to sponge $1000 pure profit from someone because rolling Big Bites and wiping down public shitters at a gas station just doesn’t pay as much as it used to.

victory royale *insert fortnite default dance here*

 

[Aaway]

 

[Arietis]

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Fear not, Jack, I know the perfect solution to your problem.


Rob is super based, he's my favorite character in this show.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Jack talks about that sandwich like there was one tiny slice of cheese between those pieces of bread, like he'd probably love it if it was something like this

 

[Laughingjoke2]

One the Dogs lucked out.

Two I do believe Junior didn't want to take care of them.

& three there is no way in hell any apartment would allow a tenant to own two chocolate labs. I just moved into a new apartment and had been looking for a while and no place I saw allowed large dogs outside of service animals. Hell they usually give you a long list of breeds that are automatic no's which include all large dogs and breeds considered aggressive. You even have to have proof of breed or get a DNA test in some buildings to get the dog approved.

Junior probably just heard "Dogs Allowed" when he signed the lease without going any deeper. As mentioned the dogs probably barked and also you have to take them out for bathroom walks so eventually he got reported and when Management saw not only one but two chocolate labs they were like either the dogs go or you go. Then got depressed when he said he'd get the rid of the dogs.

Edit: Also Fuck You Jack Muffuletta's are delicious.

 

[TurdFondler]

I don't believe for a second that the apartment is to blame for Junior getting rid of the dogs. Jack is a liar and would never admit to his kid giving away a dog because he's too lazy to raise it.

The music in his Meatballs review was the worst yet. He didn't adjust any levels or anything and it just has shitty Italian themed shit blaring over everything

 

[captkrisma]

Junior probably just heard "Dogs Allowed" when he signed the lease without going any deeper. As mentioned the dogs probably barked and also you have to take them out for bathroom walks so eventually he got reported and when Management saw not only one but two chocolate labs they were like either the dogs go or you go. Then got depressed when he said he'd get the rid of the dogs.

Jr lucked the fuck out. Most landlords would have evicted him for blatantly disregarding the terms of their lease. The landlords can sue for damages caused by the pets as well due to a blatant breach of contract. Jr and Briana moving back in saga inbound.

 

[rubytintedchix]

New TechTime just dropped.

The onn brand is something that Walmart sells, so it’s likely he got them from there.

Edit: Lmao. He doesn’t know what kind of cable the headphones take. MR. TECHTIME, LADIES AND GENTS.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

New TechTime just dropped.

The onn brand is something that Walmart sells, so it’s likely he got them from there.

Edit: Lmao. He doesn’t know what kind of cable the headphones take. MR. TECHTIME, LADIES AND GENTS.

Jack tells us that he only got these so it’s easier to ignore HOPE when she wants to come out of her cage and play with him. God forbid paying attention to a young animal that needs stimulation and love.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Fuck you fatty. A Muffuletta is an awesome sandwich. That is made on an entire loaf of bread, not a piddly little bun. It's a REAL sandwich.

New TechTime just dropped.

The onn brand is something that Walmart sells, so it’s likely he got them from there.

Edit: Lmao. He doesn’t know what kind of cable the headphones take. MR. TECHTIME, LADIES AND GENTS.

Yeah like I'm going to take tech hints from strokey there. What testing did he do? How's the range? What's the fidelity? How long does the charge last? These are questions you need to know if you're going to use wireless headphones. But his review is limited to, "they're good".

Brilliant review. 10/10. Would buy again!

Jack tells us that he only got these so it’s easier to ignore HOPE when she wants to come out of her cage and play with him. God forbid paying attention to a young animal that needs stimulation and love.

Which really makes you wonder what kind of father he was to Jr. I'm thinking he only paid attention to Jr when he wanted to and let Big T do all the real work.

 

[Gladatha]

What if Brianna got a positive on a pregnancy test so they're getting rid of the dogs.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

What if Brianna got a positive on a pregnancy test so they're getting rid of the dogs.

I didn't know Brianna joined a gym.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Fuck you fatty. A Muffuletta is an awesome sandwich. That is made on an entire loaf of bread, not a piddly little bun. It's a REAL sandwich.


Yeah like I'm going to take tech hints from strokey there. What testing did he do? How's the range? What's the fidelity? How long does the charge last? These are questions you need to know if you're going to use wireless headphones. But his review is limited to, "they're good".

Brilliant review. 10/10. Would buy again!


Which really makes you wonder what kind of father he was to Jr. I'm thinking he only paid attention to Jr when he wanted to and let Big T do all the real work.

How's the range?
Amazing. 100% Fridge to couch coverage. A+

What's the fidelity?
Rully gud. When I cover up the restaurant music I can barely hear the riveting dialogue anymore. Solid A

How long does the charge last?
Flat face. I don't even know what kind of charger it is. Like a 'mini Samsung regular micro charging'. But at 30 minutes of editing time per week, I've got a few months to figure it out. D-

In all seriousness, we know HOPE likes to chew on things like rocks and Jack is done trying to stop her doing that. Now he can tune out her choking to death while he plays on the MackBook while Tammy is at work.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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Jack's gonna get strung up if him and Paul go back to New Orleans at this rate.