Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

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Everybody needs a Rob.

Jack's gonna get strung up if him and Paul go back to New Orleans at this rate.

There's not a rope in Louisiana strong enough.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Everybody needs a Rob.

There's not a rope in Louisiana strong enough.

Central Grocery and Deli is just a quick walk away from Ol Miss, so if he pisses people off they can just roll him into the river.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

In all seriousness, we know HOPE likes to chew on things like rocks and Jack is done trying to stop her doing that. Now he can tune out her choking to death while he plays on the MackBook while Tammy is at work.

He doesn't even need the headphones - he'll happily watch her choke to death knowing that inaction will save him BIG$$$.

I'm sure that Hope will give Jack a great review when she meets Jesus.

 

[JackIsBlack]

What a giant cocksucking asshole and a selfish prick… imagine viewing a living, breathing animal as an object that you’ll pull the plug on because of money. Any considerate/caring human being would find a way to save their beloved pet. You could do a payment plan, start a GoFund Me, ask for assistance from the church, etc.

 

[rubytintedchix]

CONSOOM.



Also LOL at the thought of Jack “asking nicely” for food. It’s probably more like hanger with a bunch of whining sprinkled in.

 

[Sev07]

You can't deny he makes it easy

 

[Pig Cups]

Fuck you fatty. A Muffuletta is an awesome sandwich. That is made on an entire loaf of bread, not a piddly little bun. It's a REAL sandwich.

I’ve made them myself, and have even gone lighter on meat so that the sandwich isn’t so damn thick, and easier for company to handle. In my opinion, the olive salad is the true winner of the sandwich. Especially if you assemble it and let it sit for just a little while (not too long- no one wants overly soggy bread), so that the oil and red wine vinegar that the olives/pepperoncinis/giardiniera/garlic/capers/pickled onion/seasonings have been marinating in together have a chance to lightly soak into and flavor the bread. And you can do this with the thicker loaf, whereas a thinner bread would disintegrate. God, I’m drooling just thinking about it.

This is just Jack LARPing as a dietitian again with his holier-than-thou BREAD IS EVIL autism, while neglecting to realize that:
1.) Visually, he’s the last person anyone would take weight loss advice from. He’s a terminal narcissist and too stupid to realize this.
2.) His weight gain is coming from the unhealthy amounts of meat, dairy, and grease he’s shoveling down, and lack of exercise. And it’s not as if he doesn’t consume bread anyway. It’s a pathetic attempt to rationalize.

Lol Jack, bread is the least of your worries. Also, the muffuletta is one of the best sandwiches ever created, Mr. self-described “Food Guy.” Die.

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You can't deny he makes it easy

I can. I imagine they taste bland- ugh.

 

[Adamska]

I agree with abstaining from poo-touching, but come on, Jack would never DFE and go offline. He can't even walk ten feet to do something for himself. The only chance he goes inactive hinges on whenever Big T throws in the towel and he is homeless and phoneless.

His narcissism is too strong I think. I think he'd try to go on other areas if he got banned or spam alts to try and fail to get attention.

He doesn't even need the headphones - he'll happily watch her choke to death knowing that inaction will save him BIG$$$.

I'm sure that Hope will give Jack a great review when she meets Jesus.

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Guess Tammy should leave you to die too if you stroke out again you selfish manbaby.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

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You can't deny he makes it easy

Also

C
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Cock Wanting Jack.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

CONSOOM.

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Also LOL at the thought of Jack “asking nicely” for food. It’s probably more like hanger with a bunch of whining sprinkled in.

Random food with a pasta side, how very KETO of you Jack. Its a shame to waste a nice platter like that on a wendigo though, not like he's gonna taste any of it. Reminds me of a sushi place I frequent that does a chefs choice assorted sashimi platter, always a treat.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Jack talks about that sandwich like there was one tiny slice of cheese between those pieces of bread, like he'd probably love it if it was something like this

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Hes already tried this sandwhich. Of course Jack had a foodgasm during this "review ".

It was an "mmmmmmm. Oh yeah! Mmmmmm hmmmm! Mmmmm! The meat tastes good. Tastes just like it came out a deli!"

https://youtu.be/d1SyarkOZ3Y

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack linked the headphones review on Twitter and…

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Hes already tried this sandwhich. Of course Jack had a foodgasm during this "review ".

It was an "mmmmmmm. Oh yeah! Mmmmmm hmmmm! Mmmmm! The meat tastes good. Tastes just like it came out a deli!"

https://youtu.be/d1SyarkOZ3Y

That sandwich must be literally for disgusting fucks who have no standards.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

That sandwich must be literally for disgusting fucks who have no standards.

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I only know one person IRL that ordered this - mid 40s morbidly obese man. He was so proud of it too, showing everyone his reciept at work. Checks out.

 

[Aaway]

that's a waffle, jack

reminds me of his "lazy man's lasagna" video from years ago that was actually just baked ziti

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

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You can't deny he makes it easy

I do not want to but thank you anyways

 

[Quixotic Man]

that's a waffle, jack

reminds me of his "lazy man's lasagna" video from years ago that was actually just baked ziti

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Almond flour waffles with cinnamon and fake sugar. Calling it, final answer.

Edit: I went on google to find the recipe Jack most likely used and found this one, which is what I described.

I also found this abortion which calls for mixing cheese with egg whites and pouring in to a waffle iron.

Jesus Christ. It comes with a video. The Cinnamon "sugar" doesn't even stick to it.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Perhaps the most autistic project I’ve undertaken: Tracking Jack’s and Tammy’s On the Go food and drink expenses. January through mid-May, visualized.

 

[captkrisma]

Forget Mr. Tech Time, the FORMER RADIO AND CLUB DJ doesn't know what a 1/4 headphone jack is?

His brain is gone, folks.

 

[Dead Air]

Someone needs to ask him how much money he's cost his family in medical expenses in the past few years. Fat fuck