What's the single worst headline you could wake up to tomorrow? - Breaking news! Your mom gay.

[Osmosis Jones]

>Gender therapy now available for dogs

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Anime is the only form of entertainment everything else is illegal

 

[Margo Martindale]

Nukes fired

 

[Breadbassket]

Sex offender registry programs to be stopped for being deemed "too offensive" to pedophiles.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Naomi Judd rises from the dead as queen ambassador to Zombieville.

 

[Programmer Socks]

Internet down globally, no fix in sight.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

sleepiness no longer exists; governments around the world put magic juice in the air that gives you infinite energy

 

[The Magnificence]

Naomi Judd rises from the dead as queen ambassador to Zombieville.

You misread the question: It's asking for the worst headline, not the most awesome.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

"Good morning, today is Friday the 13th of May". The fact I'm seeing a news headline could only mean they inserted some kind of implant during the night that allows them to directly transmit liberal media into people's heads, the only plausible explanation as to why someone would bother looking at the news at this point.

(I didn't realize tomorrow was Friday the 13th until just now)

 

[eDove]

Sex offender registry programs to be stopped for being deemed "too offensive" to pedophiles.

To be fair, the sex offender registry's kind of retarded because we should just be removing these people from society the moment they're convicted.

 

[Breadbassket]

To be fair, the sex offender registry's kind of retarded because we should just be removing these people from society the moment they're convicted.

I think in the US state of Florida they attempted something like that kind of. Its a community named Miracle Village, I am not really sure how its working out though.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Nukes fired

If I'm being honest I'm praying for this headline.
Worst headline: Biden bails out Wall Street after crash, Tells broke, starving, and homeless American citizens to pound sand.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

The Last Day Of A Lit Sun

 

[BONE_Buddy]

World Peace Declared!

 

[Skitarii]

过渡政府宣布跟随军事占领。荣耀归于我们的新霸主!

 

[Faggitory]

Gay anal sex causes zombie apocalypse.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Joshua "Null" Moon arrested.

 

[Skitarii]

Joshua "Null" Moon arrested.

 

[DamnWolves!]

Everything Is Faggots Now - Pronouncing President Buttigieg's Name as "Buttgurgle" to be Punishable by Death

 

[glass_houses]

[glass_houses's nieces under ten] Have Been Declared The New Transgender Ambassadors And Role Models For Their Generation!