White House Advises Parents Worried About Starving Babies to ‘Call Their Doctor’ - LOL Biden Is Fucking DONE

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said parents who are worried about their baby’s immediate needs for formula amid a nationwide shortage should “call their doctor” in a press briefing on Thursday.

After a reporter asked Psaki what should parents who cannot find baby formul do, she detailed the steps the White House is taking to address the baby formula shortage.

“I’m just wondering if you’re a parent today and you go to the store, you can’t find any formula on the shelves, as is being reported across the country. What is what is the step that they should take?” the reporter asked.

Psaki noted that the reporter raised “important public health questions,” but did not provide immediate steps for parents to take.

Psaki continued:

But what I can report on here, what I can convey to all of you is what we’re doing to address exactly that concern, which is taking every step we can to ensure there is supply on store shelves and we have increased the supply over the last four weeks. And as the President, as I noted at the top of this briefing we’re gonna take every step we can to cut red tape to a to ensure we’re working with with retailers like WalMart that we’re working with Wreckit and Gerber and others who can produce more to ensure we are getting supply out to stores and out to retailers so that parents don’t have that concern. But beyond that, that’s what I can read out for all of you from here.

The reporter pressed Psaki for immediate steps families can take amid the formula shortage, to which Psaki said, “call their doctor.”

“We would certainly encourage any parent who has concerns about their child’s health or well being to call their doctor or pediatrician,” Psaki said.

President Joe Biden’s supply chain crisis has hit families harder due to its impact on baby formula. The formula shortage has been increasing since the end of last year.

As Breitbart News reported:

Datasembly also found that in July 2021, the [Out of Stock Percentage] OOS% moved into the double digits and then started to increase significantly towards the end of November 2021 ,where it went from 11 percent nationwide to 31 precent by the week starting April 3, 2022.
For the week starting April 24, there were six states that had baby formula OOS percentages higher than 50 percent:
• Iowa, South Dakota, and North Dakota were 50-51 percent.
• Missouri was 52 percent.
•Texas was 53 percent and Tennessee was 54 percent
• There were 26 states that had 40-50 percent out of stock compared to three weeks ago when there were seven.

Biden’s administration has only begun to address the formula shortage this week.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/05/12/white-house-advises-parents-worried-about-starving-babies-to-call-their-doctor/

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

This must be the most retarded administration in history.

 

[Clotso Coof]

WTF. Is the kid's doctor supposed to whip out his tit and squirt milk in a jar?

 

[Chilson]

Mind you, this is utterly retarded problem since breast feeding has always been a viable option. The "Big baby food" industry quite literally manufactured an industry that no one needs and frankly shouldn't use.

But Biden's admin somehow topped this retardation by not immediately having some sort of actual advice (like breast feeding), but just telling parents to get fucked.

Kim Jong Un could be president of the US and even he would do a better job.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I think they honestly want people to start returning to having wet nurses to really bake in that they're creating a neo-feudal society where TPTB can domineer over a peasant class.

The "Big baby food" industry quite literally manufactured an industry that no one needs and frankly shouldn't use.

Not everyone can breastfeed. For some women it just doesn't take. Or it's not enough. Or the baby is allergic. Or the mother gets a bad case of mastitis. Or the mother is sick/receiving medical treatment that interferes. Maybe the industry has been blown up unnecessarily, especially in the modern pro-working woman world, sure. But unless you want to go back to community wet nurses, baby formula is an invention that has probably helped more babies and mothers than we can even imagine.

 

[Michael Janke]

im surprised they didnt say, try Goat Milk.
other anons say it works as a decent subsitute to regular human milk in the other formula shortage thread.

 

[Trust Me I Know]

Starving babies sounds like a good way to get Fascism.

 

[A-Stump]

Sounds like those babies should pull up their bootstraps and start eating solid food

 

[duckbutter&toejamsandwich]

Your babies don't have milk? Why can't they eat cake?

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Mind you, this is utterly retarded problem since breast feeding has always been a viable option.

I wasn't breastfed, which is why I post in the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

WTF. Is the kid's doctor supposed to whip out his tit and squirt milk in a jar?

I imagine if the LGBT faggots have anything to say about it, then yes.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

*Some* physicians, especially say a family practitioner serving a poor area through a clinic that gets federal grant money- MIGHT have a VERY SMALL amount of sample formula to tide over established patients for a few days.

But let me emphasize SOME. And it's enough to last a few days. You're then supposed to connect the family with your clinic social worker who will help them sign up for WIC etc- what the solution would be for their problem in normal times.

And they won't take kindly to you coming back for refills too often. There are other agencies that are supposed to be filling this gap.

So this is kind of like, your supermarket is stripped bare and they tell you to go to the food bank, only thing is the food bank is having the same problem as grocery stores and all the will give you is two cans of Campbell's Cream of Celery soup and a wry smile.

 

[Fomo Hoire]

WTF. Is the kid's doctor supposed to whip out his tit and squirt milk in a jar?

This anecdote is old as fuck but allegedly decades ago, doctors actually got sample formula from the manufacturers to shill at their patients. If you're poor and the doctor liked you, they'd give it to you for free, marketing be damned.

Going to the doctor to access a different supply chain might not be the most retarded thing that's ever been suggested, but I'm not sure if it still works.

The problem with this strategy even if it does still work is you have to be just poor enough to beg for formula but rich enough to still go to the doctor.

E: looks like @Larry David's Opera Cape mentioned this before me, but I'm going to keep this anyways and add judging by his response: serious emphasis on this plan being dependant on the doctor liking you and you being in the perfect income range to pull it off. It won't work for anyone here because we're all autistic and lack the charisma to pull it off.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

im surprised they didnt say, try Goat Milk.
other anons say it works as a decent subsitute to regular human milk in the other formula shortage thread.

Goat milk is delicious and better for you but it's stupidly expensive. Last i saw 5 a quart compared to 3-5 a gallon for cow milk.

Sounds like those babies should pull up their bootstraps and start eating solid food

I've been trying to give steak to my baby but she just chokes on it, even worse demands it to be well done by putting it in the microwave. Pls send help

 

[LaxerBRO]

LOL Biden Is Fucking DONE

This will not be covered in the mainstream center or left media. Any post on social media will be restricted so exposure is limited. Fact checkers will label the claim false or miscaptioned at best.

This will be buried by the Monday news cycle.

 

[make_it_so]

I wasn't breastfed, which is why I post in the Kiwi Farms.

That's going straight to random.txt

 

[FILTH Tourist]

So while Biden has been busy with creating new departments for handling misinformation and environmental justice, he never thought that it would be prudent to create a task force to help solve the logistics and supply issues? It would probably be shit, but at least it would be an attempt to solve a real problem than whatever he is doing now.

 

[TowinKarz]

"Well, we would have told them to just abort the kid, but we can't even do THAT anymore! THANKS MANCHIN!"

So while Biden has been busy with creating new departments for handling misinformation and environmental justice, he never thought that it would be prudent to create a task force to help solve the logistics and supply issues? It would probably be shit, but at least it would be an attempt to solve a real problem than whatever he is doing now.

Well, see, his disinformation Czar told him there was no baby formula shortage...... how was he supposed to know it was propaganda?

 

[Mothra1988]

This will not be covered in the mainstream center or left media. Any post on social media will be restricted so exposure is limited. Fact checkers will label the claim false or miscaptioned at best.

This will be buried by the Monday news cycle.

The normals don't need MSNBC to tell them that there is a baby formula shortage and who to blame for it. This would be like trying to cover up corpses rotting in the street in front of your house.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Should have told them to troon the baby out so it would be bullied into suicide.