DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PhilsCamelToe]

There's a consistent supporter when it comes to the SF streams isn't there? I wonder if Phil could cut loose his "Friday Night Fights" if the support was extremely low for multiple streams.

 

[Huggler]

How many beg tweets has he sent these days? Tweets were super rare some months back, now it's almost systemic.

He's in such a sad situation. He is trying very hard (while losing all of his dignity, screw that) to keep the 100$ dallahrs per stream. He is begging hard, harder than ever, maybe someday people will just give him the money because an Interaction shhtream needs to hit the goals, thats why he is talking to the dents, they need the guilt trip so they thank him with their money, and keep on giving! For less and less effort and he knows it.

His twitter feed is destroyed (don't forget the blue checkmark). He literally begs after every "hullo guys gonna stream this game and its gonna be FUN" you can hear the soyboy voice trying to hype boring shit up when you read it.

Phil is a manipulating bastard and he knows it, he knows he takes advantage of wheelchairs. This is what's left for him.
He's gone completely shameless in his begging, truly sad, trying to hold a grasp of the sucess he tries to maintain. Now more than ever, since he has to pay all of the bitche's """"bills"""" now too, that's when the begging really hit hard.

 

[SomeBoyo]

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Now in reality, webcam was bad in WWE too, I was too fast to give him credit. Mic keeps breaking, so does OBS and he has to restart and it's all because of 1080p webcam! So 1080p during fullscreen cam only.
People told him Forbidden City ending would take X time but it took him way longer than some people told him so fuck you guys, no really. Forbidden city bugged out dood AND HIS DINNER WAS COLD. Was SHOCKED that Forbidden City got money.

So Mirror's Edge is nostalgia bait that didn't get money and that worries him because his plans were as thus, play random garbage but no one wants to pay for it.

Triple beg for a game no one asked for.

"We can't have it be that night streams are so slow that I could have just not streamed at all." Waited 9 years to play Mirror's Edge with direct capture and now he can't play what he wants, wtf guys. And he's hinting at Earthbound the billionth time so expect him to push that the fuck in.
Really hopes it's a fluke, just keep saying that and it will fix everything. Empty threats galore.

Spoiler: The Daily Wrap: May 12, 2022 - Tech Difficulty MADNESS! + Forgotten City Ends/Mirror's Edge Begins

 

[LieLieFyre]

Noticing his game schedule
Halo MP
Skyrim
WWE AI battling
Street Fighter
Mirrors Edge

4 of these are just never-ending and incredibly boring. Mirrors Edge was surprisingly entertaining because my god he's terrible. Could easily be beat in two day streams which is why it's night only. Time to sleep.

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will finish and make a whiny speech about low support

 

[Balr0g]

I check Tweitch from time to time and Phil really shot himself in the foot by dropping games like Fortnite or Warzone: for one they are F2P and for another they are still popular. Or imagine Phil playing games like LoL or Dota2. From a total viewers point of view those are the most popular. Heck he coulkd play GTA V online but I bet he is too scared to play them. Or starts nailbiting once he sees black characters on screen. Variety streamer am i right? But he doesn't want to do what "popuzlar guys" do right? So keep shaking that rusted can Phil someday your next business saver comes along.

 

[Poo Twister]

I check Tweitch from time to time and Phil really shot himself in the foot by dropping games like Fortnite or Warzone: for one they are F2P and for another they are still popular. Or imagine Phil playing games like LoL or Dota2. From a total viewers point of view those are the most popular. Heck he coulkd play GTA V online but I bet he is too scared to play them. Or starts nailbiting once he sees black characters on screen. Variety streamer am i right? But he doesn't want to do what "popuzlar guys" do right? So keep shaking that rusted can Phil someday your next business saver comes along.

He doesn't want a ton of new viewers, he wants consistent denterado's. He knows that a ton more viewers would be too difficult for him to moderate. It's a strange cult but consistency is key.

 

[Lazycunt]

Phill expects every piece of youtubes updates to be emailed to phill personally, so he refuses to read youtubes information.

I don't know how they work at all but here's how they work.
I don't know how that happened... you seem to not know anything and everything all that the same time

Youtube never does anything right ...the mega corporation as opposed to phill who did everything right and is a begging weasel.

How can one guy who's money depends on youtube not fucking know anything.

Lol phill make more money you little embarrassing bitch.

 

[Chernabog3000]

I wish I could spend a minute or two in that big dumb fucking airfilled head of his. Just to see what the fuck it's like to be so retarded.

If your rush out a bad game, it'll always be a bad game. For example is thus; cyberpunk, no man's sky.

Not like a masterpiece like skyrim... a game that's "great" according to Phil. But skyrim is accepted to be a buggy mess of a game. Yet you enjoy it. And so do most gamers. And even with all the buggy mechanics and wonkiness, its reached levels of acclaim view games do. Skyrim was the first western game to go 10/10 on Famitsu as other games reviews did as well. An acceptly broken and buggy mess. No where near as polished and crisp and thought out as elden ring... but that game can do no wrong, it's worth putting 200+ hours and multiple playthroughs.

It's just so fucking cool that he this blatant contradictive notion. Skyrim is far from a perfect game, but everyone just accepts that it is pretty close to 10/10, even with all its bullshit. Phil though just dosent seem to care I guess. It's more deserving of a perfect score than Elden Ring I guess.

But to bring me back here. Cyberpunk and no man's sky got rightfully btfoed and went to work on fixing it the best they could, do a lot of succes, literal night and day.


Skyrim has been broken since launch and every fucking console and fridge it's been ported too come with a new series of bugs and glitches bestehda could be fucked all to bother with. Bugs that exists in the engine itself and across two franchises for fucking nearly 15 years. Relying solely on fucking modders to fix various shit and patch the fucking games... and its great. It's the bread winner. It's the pinnacle of gaming. Go and spend another 100 hours in skyrim Phil you fucking weird contradictive asshole. Skyrim is fun, so are the fallout games but let's be real those games get fucking near perfect scores and are filled of shit bugs and repeated enemies and quest lines. I honestly enjoyed cyberpunk and no man's sky more. Those games aren't perfect either. But skyrim compared to elden ring isn't even close. Yet we get to scatching review of skyrim. Why? It has the same sort of cult follow and critical acclaim elden ring will end up getting years from now? How can you sit there and talk shit about it while putting 200+ hours into multiple skyrim playthroughs? It's kinda gay desu.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I think Phil is the last person on Earth who still unironically uses the phrase "Epic fail."

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

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Now in reality, webcam was bad in WWE too, I was too fast to give him credit. Mic keeps breaking, so does OBS and he has to restart and it's all because of 1080p webcam! So 1080p during fullscreen cam only.
People told him Forbidden City ending would take X time but it took him way longer than some people told him so fuck you guys, no really. Forbidden city bugged out dood AND HIS DINNER WAS COLD. Was SHOCKED that Forbidden City got money.

So Mirror's Edge is nostalgia bait that didn't get money and that worries him because his plans were as thus, play random garbage but no one wants to pay for it.
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Triple beg for a game no one asked for.

"We can't have it be that night streams are so slow that I could have just not streamed at all." Waited 9 years to play Mirror's Edge with direct capture and now he can't play what he wants, wtf guys. And he's hinting at Earthbound the billionth time so expect him to push that the fuck in.
Really hopes it's a fluke, just keep saying that and it will fix everything. Empty threats galore.

Spoiler: The Daily Wrap: May 12, 2022 - Tech Difficulty MADNESS! + Forgotten City Ends/Mirror's Edge Begins

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"People actually came and supported!"

2 people bankrolled most of the $100 he made. Mind you this is right after complaints came in about how he talks more than he plays a game. made $25 on Mirrors edge because that game requires an entertainer to make it watchable for an audience. Phil can't do that.

 

[Adebisi]

"People actually came and supported!"

2 people bankrolled most of the $100 he made. Mind you this is right after complaints came in about how he talks more than he plays a game. made $25 on Mirrors edge because that game requires an entertainer to make it watchable for an audience. Phil can't do that.

That type of verbiage is reserved for the dents he calls the silently majority, It also doubles as a nice hit of copeiume. He needs to project this idea that thousands of people watch and love him. He's scared that if his phantom majority looks in and see it's Derich, 3 dents, and 3 whales they will realize that his channel is dead and they might go watch PwP or Dr. Disrespect.

 

[smug comporon]

I wish I could spend a minute or two in that big dumb fucking airfilled head of his. Just to see what the fuck it's like to be so retarded.

If your rush out a bad game, it'll always be a bad game. For example is thus; cyberpunk, no man's sky.

Not like a masterpiece like skyrim... a game that's "great" according to Phil. But skyrim is accepted to be a buggy mess of a game. Yet you enjoy it. And so do most gamers. And even with all the buggy mechanics and wonkiness, its reached levels of acclaim view games do. Skyrim was the first western game to go 10/10 on Famitsu as other games reviews did as well. An acceptly broken and buggy mess. No where near as polished and crisp and thought out as elden ring... but that game can do no wrong, it's worth putting 200+ hours and multiple playthroughs.

It's just so fucking cool that he this blatant contradictive notion. Skyrim is far from a perfect game, but everyone just accepts that it is pretty close to 10/10, even with all its bullshit. Phil though just dosent seem to care I guess. It's more deserving of a perfect score than Elden Ring I guess.

But to bring me back here. Cyberpunk and no man's sky got rightfully btfoed and went to work on fixing it the best they could, do a lot of succes, literal night and day.


Skyrim has been broken since launch and every fucking console and fridge it's been ported too come with a new series of bugs and glitches bestehda could be fucked all to bother with. Bugs that exists in the engine itself and across two franchises for fucking nearly 15 years. Relying solely on fucking modders to fix various shit and patch the fucking games... and its great. It's the bread winner. It's the pinnacle of gaming. Go and spend another 100 hours in skyrim Phil you fucking weird contradictive asshole. Skyrim is fun, so are the fallout games but let's be real those games get fucking near perfect scores and are filled of shit bugs and repeated enemies and quest lines. I honestly enjoyed cyberpunk and no man's sky more. Those games aren't perfect either. But skyrim compared to elden ring isn't even close. Yet we get to scatching review of skyrim. Why? It has the same sort of cult follow and critical acclaim elden ring will end up getting years from now? How can you sit there and talk shit about it while putting 200+ hours into multiple skyrim playthroughs? It's kinda gay desu.

How is every single elden ring fan so autistic.

 

[Horseshit Aficionado]

You give DSP way too much credit. There was a Dumass/Dumbass commercial that got super popular in early ebaumsworld days, I bet it's just from this

Either that or he got it from Shawshank Redemption, which made the same joke.

This fat degenerate sack of shit probably hasn't even held a real book in decades.

 

[you_get_snu snu]

I wonder where that logic was for the GTA Remastered collection and Skyrim. Oh and his beloved port of the SF Collection that he plays every Friday with a player population no higher than 25-30.

Everytime Jaxx Raxxor hops in on Friday's there's a glimmer of hope in DSP's eyes that another $1000 tip or $100 tip will come in. No worries tho Phil, next years tax return Jaxx would be ready with $1000.

It's a wonder why many of these paypigs haven't given Phil access to their bank accounts already.

 

[Lazycunt]

Everytime Jaxx Raxxor hops in on Friday's there's a glimmer of hope in DSP's eyes that another $1000 tip or $100 tip will come in. No worries tho Phil, next years tax return Jaxx would be ready with $1000.

It's a wonder why many of these paypigs haven't given Phil access to their bank accounts already.

Fuck that, why have haven't these pay pigs sent their credit cards directly to him and directly skip out the middle man who gets a cut for doing nothing and being greedy.

 

[Negative Damage]

There's always speculation on Phil's ancestry. Italian, Polish, etc.

But look at this Algerian, is he not the spitting image of DSP? Name is Jaques Attali, one of the fourth industrial revolution stooges.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

It's not even difficult to mod a game like Skyrim anymore. You can use Vortex to do it all for you. That is still too much work I'm sure.

I guess I am one of those guys that doesn't mod much but when they do happen, especially on PC they are amazing to have as you don't want to get rid of them.. Enhanced experience does well with patches to Vanilla games and yet without the original, it just doesn't make sense to mod games

DSP will always live on Level 1 Vanilla games no matter what he tries to pull of as excuses

 

[Fren]

Or imagine Phil playing games like LoL or Dota2.

Phil is to mentally handicapped to play either of those games. We would enter another crouch jump scenario.

 

[bajagoogoo]

I check Tweitch from time to time and Phil really shot himself in the foot by dropping games like Fortnite or Warzone: for one they are F2P and for another they are still popular.

Phil doesn't play them because they're popular. He gets some type of odd satisfaction from being a contrarian.

Phil still had a healthy fan base when Minecraft was at the height of it's popularity, but he ignored it like it was a demand for payment notice.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Mind you this is right after complaints came in about how he talks more than he plays a game. made $25 on Mirrors edge because that game requires an entertainer to make it watchable for an audience. Phil can't do that.

Exactly. He thinks being an entertaining streamer is describing what he is doing.

"Look I did it"
"See!? I jumped over that"
"OH looks like it isn't here"
"I have to walk over there so I'll just do this"

It's some of the absolute worst commentary but then when chat starts talking he gets mad because it's not about the game. A good streamer would say "oh you guys are talking about sports - what's your favorite team or who are some of your favorite players" and get the chat engaged. Instead he says "I don't know anything about sports so stop derailing the chat. Why don't you talk about the game or talk to me"

He can't commentate. He doesn't know how to build a community and the few times the community started to build itself (i.e the Karls debacle) he shuts it down.