Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,395
Does he think the cia is after him now? I swear the stroke did a number on his brain View attachment 3276589
Maybe it's because he didn't legally file some paperwork he should have prior to his acquisition of over 5% of stocks? Or the FTC investigating the purchase because that's what they do to all major acquisitions to ensure no instances of fraud are taking place?

No, it's somehow all Biden's fault.
 
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Schizoposting with Jack.

At this point, I honestly can't tell who he does and doesn't like aside from Biden. Every day it's some new hot take on something completely pants on head retarded.
 
Maybe it's because he didn't legally file some paperwork he should have prior to his acquisition of over 5% of stocks? Or the FTC investigating the purchase because that's what they do to all major acquisitions to ensure no instances of fraud are taking place?

No, it's somehow all Biden's fault.
Jack doesn’t know anything about owning a company/owning stocks. I think he believes the “woke” biden administration is coming after Elon for *insert random reason here*. Jack is diving deeper into conspiracy theories. Can’t wait until he starts to collect his piss in jars and refuse to leave his home
 
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It's entirely possible Jack is referencing that new task unit by Biden to combat disinformation, but that would be something above Jack's head. However, I do 100% believe the CIA or Culinary Institute of America is after him though.
 
how long until jack makes his twitter private? he's been using it a lot more ever since all the musk stuff started probably because his stroked out ass thinks there will immediately be major changes or something

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how long until jack makes his twitter private? he's been using it a lot more ever since all the musk stuff started probably because his stroked out ass thinks there will immediately be major changes or something

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What? Because he put the deal on hold himself? Probably because with the collapsing Tesla stock price he can't afford it without liquidating other assets; I mean, that's his own damn fault if so, not the government.

Think of the poor billionaire...
 
A few Jack with Hope videos he posted this week:

This morning, Jack whisper-calls Hope to get the "commercial dog look (luck?"). She is simply too good to be stuck with Jack all day. #freeHope



On Wednesday, Jack and Hope went outside to witness a terrifying sight! Mysterious, white, fluffy particles were filling Jack with pure terror! He thinks they might be something called "pollen," but isn't sure, so he and Hope made a swift retreat back inside. Glad to see he's still sporting those dumb (for him) toe shoes.



Also, a comment on Jack's giant platter of barbecue for two:

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Polite as ever Jack. But to answer your question, I'd say quite a bit.

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On Wednesday, Jack and Hope went outside to witness a terrifying sight! Mysterious, white, fluffy particles were filling Jack with pure terror! He thinks they might be something called "pollen," but isn't sure, so he and Hope made a swift retreat back inside. Glad to see he's still sporting those dumb (for him) toe shoes.

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That's cottonwood you fat fuck. How do you live in Tennessee for a decade and not know what that is? Jack seems paranoid and scared of the most innocuous things. Anxiety and agitation are common symptoms of dementia getting worse, as well as a decreasing ability to make sense of the outer world.
 
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Then stand up Fatty and march, or in your case waddle, and demand that the Government let Elon Musk go free.

Or you know, do nothing like you normally do.

On Wednesday, Jack and Hope went outside to witness a terrifying sight! Mysterious, white, fluffy particles were filling Jack with pure terror! He thinks they might be something called "pollen," but isn't sure, so he and Hope made a swift retreat back inside. Glad to see he's still sporting those dumb (for him) toe shoes.
This "scares" him? Fucking tree fluff or whatever scares him? But then what doesn't scare Fatty Doo Doo except maybe, "we're out of brisket".

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It's like why dogs turn around three times before lying down. They're trying to see their resting place from all angles just so when they lie down a stray blade of grass or whatever doesn't poke them in the nose.

Dogs get information about the world through their noses. Why do you think they always sniff each other's butts as a greeting?
 
A few Jack with Hope videos he posted this week:

This morning, Jack whisper-calls Hope to get the "commercial dog look (luck?"). She is simply too good to be stuck with Jack all day. #freeHope

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On Wednesday, Jack and Hope went outside to witness a terrifying sight! Mysterious, white, fluffy particles were filling Jack with pure terror! He thinks they might be something called "pollen," but isn't sure, so he and Hope made a swift retreat back inside. Glad to see he's still sporting those dumb (for him) toe shoes.

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Also, a comment on Jack's giant platter of barbecue for two:

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Polite as ever Jack. But to answer your question, I'd say quite a bit.

you'd think jack encountered a black or brown person with how scared he was of the "pollen" floating in the air
 
>receiving titty pics
>evil
Taking bets on which comes first: the fat induced dementia makes him slip up and admit his suppressed cock lust or he just dies.
Him putting down Hope for having an avoidable illness that would cost a couple grand to fix since he is a malicious retard who didn't keep up to date on her shots.
 
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