IP2 Andy Dick - From having his own tv show and being in movies with Pauly Shore to sleeping on a cot eating liver and onions, he truly is "living his best life"

I loves you Andy
Don't let 'em
Finger me
And drive
Me mad

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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
It was just a joke you guys! Andy is a comedian and he was just doing the timeless joke of fingering a dude's butthole. It's a classic prank.
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Suck it, Andy!

Whipsonspoony said:
*Lovitz later said he no longer blamed Dick for Hartman's murder, but in 2006, Lovitz claimed Dick approached him at a restaurant and said, "I put the Phil Hartman hex on you; you're the next one to die."*
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Sounds like Jon Lovitz put his own hex on him 🤔

Lone MacReady said:
My last exposure to Andy was watching him on fuckin' space ghost.
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I bet he tried to finger Moltar's butt too

Kramer on the phone said:
yes, his tv shows were hilarious, There's a reason Ben Stiller chose him for his sketch show, Andy's a shitty person, but he's a great comedy writer. The roles he's forced into because of his looks sort of suck, he's supposed to be this nebbish nerd, but IRL he's a piece of shit. But his characters on newsradio and less than perfect are pretty sweet. Overall andy is a better antagonist than nerdy sidekick. The assisstant was great 2000s era entertainment, He really excels at just being a shithead. him as Santa Jr. in the Hebrew Hammer is amazing too.
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Cosmic karma. Like having Trump be forced to live with a trailer full of methhead qanons. This is the world you created. Now live in it.

Squirreltits said:
He was also in The Hebrew Hammer maybe thats where a lot of the jewish confusion comes from.

Shabat shalom, motherfuckers.
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It's also because he both looks and acts like a latter-day Woody Allen

Edit: thanks for taking care of my high-ass comments mods or admins or whatever they're called here 🎩☺️👏
 
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I mean, I might get rated "late" here, but... who the fuck watches these livestreams and why? Shit's like fucking Videodrome. These absolute degenerate reprobates are paying real money to shout memes over text-to-speech at other absolute degenerate reprobates? Watching drunk idiots destroy themselves in real time is premium entertainment to someone? You can do that for free at any rural trailer park, and you might even get your dick sucked for meth money as a bonus. This whole idea seriously might be one of the dorkiest things I've ever heard of.
 
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Bad Bad Daddy said:
I mean, I might get rated "late" here, but... who the fuck watches these livestreams and why? Shit's like fucking Videodrome. These absolute degenerate reprobates are paying real money to shout memes over text-to-speech at other absolute degenerate reprobates? Watching drunk idiots destroy themselves in real time is premium entertainment to someone? You can do that for free at any rural trailer park, and you might even get your dick sucked for meth money as a bonus. This whole idea seriously might be one of the dorkiest things I've ever heard of.
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we watch on the off chance a washed up celebrity fingers one of the regular streamers. Don't judge us
 
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Bad Bad Daddy said:
I mean, I might get rated "late" here, but... who the fuck watches these livestreams and why? Shit's like fucking Videodrome. These absolute degenerate reprobates are paying real money to shout memes over text-to-speech at other absolute degenerate reprobates? Watching drunk idiots destroy themselves in real time is premium entertainment to someone? You can do that for free at any rural trailer park, and you might even get your dick sucked for meth money as a bonus. This whole idea seriously might be one of the dorkiest things I've ever heard of.
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Yoba.tv is good to have on in the background when you're contemplating suicide.
 
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I remember reading a story once where someone got Andy Dick's phone number after some kind of big celeb leak years ago. Everyone had already changed their numbers except for andy dick, probably because nobody called him. The dude called andy to prank him or something but it turned into drunken Andy calling this guy at all hours of the night crying about being lonely and talking about all his problems. I think the guy ended up finally having to block Andy.
I'll see if I can find the actual story I think it was some faggot on reddit or something.

Edit- I found it
A few years back when Paris Hilton 's phone got hacked, everyone had a chance to grab a celebrities phone number, and try to call them before they got it changed. A friend of mine was apparently the only person who saved Andy Dick's number. So, while every other number was disconnected in a matter of days, he got in the habit of calling Mr. Dick every now and then when he was drunk, just for shits and giggles.

At first he figured he would just call and hang up, fuck with him a little, whatever. But he would answer, no matter time he called. And he would talk to him. FOR HOURS.

What started as an attempt at a prank call apparently turned in to free therapy, and Andy Dick would just pour his heart out. He would talk about his failed potential, his drug habits, all the stuff you have heard before.

The one interesting thing he would go on about that I haven't heard anywhere else is that he blames all of these problems on Jeff Goldblum. Jeff fucking Golblum.

Apparently, early in his career, he was happy and successful, and in love with a special lady. Then Goldblum comes along, steals his girl, and RIPS HIS WORLD APART. Just completely fucks his shit up. And thats why he's so messed up. According to him.

TL;DR- Andy Dick tells my friend that everything was fine til Goldblum came along.
 
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BlueCheeseUltimate said:
I remember reading a story once where someone got Andy Dick's phone number after some kind of big celeb leak years ago. Everyone had already changed their numbers except for andy dick, probably because nobody called him. The dude called andy to prank him or something but it turned into drunken Andy calling this guy at all hours of the night crying about being lonely and talking about all his problems. I think the guy ended up finally having to block Andy.
I'll see if I can find the actual story I think it was some faggot on reddit or something.

Edit- I found it
A few years back when Paris Hilton 's phone got hacked, everyone had a chance to grab a celebrities phone number, and try to call them before they got it changed. A friend of mine was apparently the only person who saved Andy Dick's number. So, while every other number was disconnected in a matter of days, he got in the habit of calling Mr. Dick every now and then when he was drunk, just for shits and giggles.

At first he figured he would just call and hang up, fuck with him a little, whatever. But he would answer, no matter time he called. And he would talk to him. FOR HOURS.

What started as an attempt at a prank call apparently turned in to free therapy, and Andy Dick would just pour his heart out. He would talk about his failed potential, his drug habits, all the stuff you have heard before.

The one interesting thing he would go on about that I haven't heard anywhere else is that he blames all of these problems on Jeff Goldblum. Jeff fucking Golblum.

Apparently, early in his career, he was happy and successful, and in love with a special lady. Then Goldblum comes along, steals his girl, and RIPS HIS WORLD APART. Just completely fucks his shit up. And thats why he's so messed up. According to him.

TL;DR- Andy Dick tells my friend that everything was fine til Goldblum came along.
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Goldblum is A+, no wonder he’s angry.
He’s aged well and has a bizarre following of zoomers calling him Daddy now.
 
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BlueCheeseUltimate said:
I remember reading a story once where someone got Andy Dick's phone number after some kind of big celeb leak years ago. Everyone had already changed their numbers except for andy dick, probably because nobody called him. The dude called andy to prank him or something but it turned into drunken Andy calling this guy at all hours of the night crying about being lonely and talking about all his problems. I think the guy ended up finally having to block Andy.
I'll see if I can find the actual story I think it was some faggot on reddit or something.

Edit- I found it
A few years back when Paris Hilton 's phone got hacked, everyone had a chance to grab a celebrities phone number, and try to call them before they got it changed. A friend of mine was apparently the only person who saved Andy Dick's number. So, while every other number was disconnected in a matter of days, he got in the habit of calling Mr. Dick every now and then when he was drunk, just for shits and giggles.

At first he figured he would just call and hang up, fuck with him a little, whatever. But he would answer, no matter time he called. And he would talk to him. FOR HOURS.

What started as an attempt at a prank call apparently turned in to free therapy, and Andy Dick would just pour his heart out. He would talk about his failed potential, his drug habits, all the stuff you have heard before.

The one interesting thing he would go on about that I haven't heard anywhere else is that he blames all of these problems on Jeff Goldblum. Jeff fucking Golblum.

Apparently, early in his career, he was happy and successful, and in love with a special lady. Then Goldblum comes along, steals his girl, and RIPS HIS WORLD APART. Just completely fucks his shit up. And thats why he's so messed up. According to him.

TL;DR- Andy Dick tells my friend that everything was fine til Goldblum came along.
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Reminds me of that story of the Pamela Anderson roast with Andy Dick crying to some reporter about how nobody liked him, and ending with him trying to do blow with the woman in a bathroom.
 
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BlueCheeseUltimate said:
TL;DR- Andy Dick tells my friend that everything was fine til Goldblum came along.
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Virgin Andy Dick versus Jeff Chadblum.
Shiversblood said:
Andy Dick is constantly acting homosexual, however he is bisexual not homosexual because he wants to go after women and men. Andy Dick is a example of a man who is bisexual who is a rapist. Bisexual men are rapists! I made a post saying bisexual men are rapists not too long ago and then BAM this happens! Simply mind explosion!
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I heard that when he was offered Trent's anus he turned it down.
 
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