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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 37 41.6%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 42 47.2%
  • Total voters
    89
Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
He was looking extra puffy in the face yesterday for whatever reason, and I think that is enhancing the ghastliness of his appearance.
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With respect, heā€™s looked exactly that puffy to me for a while. I did just notice that the outer corners of his eyes are very red while the inner corners are not. Not sure why but I have no doubt he both blazed up and drank liquor before getting behind the wheel with his newborn and mare.

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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
He was looking extra puffy in the face yesterday for whatever reason, and I think that is enhancing the ghastliness of his appearance.
His face has its own gunt. Itā€™s weighing down his ears.
This is one of those pictures people will look back on and say, this is a person whoā€™s time has almost run out.
It feels weird, like the end of the saga is coming up.
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Ralph has the look of a man in rapidly declining health. You can see plenty of fat guys that look relatively healthy besides being fat - good parlor, healthy skin, clear eyes, good circulation, etc..

Only after meeting May did Gunt seem to transform into a obese corpse.
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
He was looking extra puffy in the face yesterday for whatever reason, and I think that is enhancing the ghastliness of his appearance.
His face has its own gunt. Itā€™s weighing down his ears.
This is one of those pictures people will look back on and say, this is a person whoā€™s time has almost run out.
It feels weird, like the end of the saga is coming up.
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..... how the fuck do you get so fat it subsumes and drags and weighs down your fucking ears? how can anyone see this and think "oh yeah ethan definitely should have the freedom to make his own choices." hes ruined multiple lives since leaving jail
 
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į“xlu$ive said:
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Ralph just burn bridge with Memology
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I remember Memology offered his main channel to Ralph back when he got banned from youtube, saying he didn't care if it got taken down for helping him do ban evasion. He had less than 100k subs at the time, IIRC.

Don't know how that fell through but now he has over 500k subs, a second channel with nearly 250k subs, and making absolute bank since he lives in Honduras and his youtube money goes a long way, and now he's actually setting up offices to start his own News/Memes agency with full time employees.

LOL, really dodged that one.

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Ralph:
"I don't hear from you for years yet your last two tweets at me have been garbage like this"

Who is Memology to you Ralph, your boyfriend? ? LOL.

It's exactly the same thing he did with Metokur on the Jarbo stream:

"You haven't talked to me in years and then you are shaking pill bottles on other streams!!!"

Next he will publish a Livejournal broken-heart love letter about his south american boyfriend (the one that isn't dead yet).

How can this idiot be so fucking womanly, he is such a woman he even lacks the self awareness of how girly he acts.

I guess AF is no longer "no e-girls allowed" since Ralph basically is one.
 
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Telemeter said:
I remember Memology offered his main channel to Ralph back when he got banned from youtube, saying he didn't care if it got taken down for helping him do ban evasion. He had less than 100k subs at the time, IIRC.

Don't know how that fell through but now he has over 500k subs, a second channel with nearly 250k subs, and making absolute bank since he lives in Honduras and his youtube money goes a long way, and now he's actually setting up offices to start his own News/Memes agency with full time employees.

LOL, really dodged that one.

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Ralph:
"I don't hear from you for years yet your last two tweets at me have been garbage like this"

Who is Memology to you Ralph, your boyfriend? ? LOL.

It's exactly the same thing he did with Metokur on the Jarbo stream:

"You haven't talked to me in years and then you are shaking pill bottles on other streams!!!"

Next he will publish a Livejournal broken-heart love letter about his south american boyfriend (the one that isn't dead yet).

How can this idiot be so fucking womanly, he is such a woman he even lacks the self awareness of how girly he acts.

I guess AF is no longer "no e-girls allowed" since Ralph basically is one.
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He's just jealous at memology. He gets completely enraged at anyone having the slightest bit of success in life and it's hilarious to think that he is forced to grovel before a homosexual zoomer half his age. It must burn his ass with the power of 1000 suns.
 
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My favorite part of this is that the road to burning the bridge with Memology started in the most bizarre place as far as I can tell.
I follow the nu-commentator sphere to a certain extent so to see the gunterfly effect ripple from a tweet about a drama that didn't involve Ralph at all is amazing.

Now, I could be wrong, but I'm 99% sure the road starts here for all extents and purposes:
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It starts with bizarre destiny adjacent drama detailed here, but it's not relevant other than to get to the above faildox.
1) https://archive.ph/9caeb
2) https://archive.ph/79vdu
3) https://archive.ph/iSQoM
which brings us to the QRT at the top of the archive above the spoiler.

Nick and Augie start meming:
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Augie brings up Ralph because Ralph can't stop being Ralph, Nick retweets it:
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The meming reaches its crescendo:
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Clearly Ralph has noticed as 2 days later these slights result in this:
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The previous comments saw the XQ was mentioned, so it's war time and we've all seen this tweet Ralph sent.
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As a reminder for those that may not be familiar with the nu-commentator/old IBS crossover years ago, I'm pretty sure the lore is that Ralph allegedly called Nick DeOrio's mom as part of some drama, and I know he also called Augie in the past as well despite Augie's phone number not being public at the time of the call. Just in case you're wondering where any of the familiarity with and animus towards Ralph comes from.

And this results in Memology trying to be an adult by telling Nick and Ralph to knock it off, with predictable results.
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Bridge Burned.

The prophesied bridge burning predicted back in 2019 is now fulfilled, but I don't have time to scour the original Ralph thread to find the first post about it at the moment, if I find it this evening I'll edit it in.
 
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I remember when Memology went on the forum to defend Ralph, specifically because I sperged out at him like a retard. He really did try his hardest to give Ralph the benefit of the doubt and then had is eyes opened to the horrific sight of the revenge porn tape. Like a mature adult he quietly stepped back from Ralph without saying a word.

That tweet proves Ralph has seethed about not hearing from him since then. With Ralph you either contact him and give him constant attention or slowly become his blood enemy. This is textbook BPD.
 
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HarblMcDavid said:
My favorite part of this is that the road to burning the bridge with Memology started in the most bizarre place as far as I can tell.
I follow the nu-commentator sphere to a certain extent so to see the gunterfly effect ripple from a tweet about a drama that didn't involve Ralph at all is amazing.

Now, I could be wrong, but I'm 99% sure the road starts here for all extents and purposes:
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It starts with bizarre destiny adjacent drama detailed here, but it's not relevant other than to get to the above faildox.
1) https://archive.ph/9caeb
2) https://archive.ph/79vdu
3) https://archive.ph/iSQoM
which brings us to the QRT at the top of the archive above the spoiler.

Nick and Augie start meming:
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Augie brings up Ralph because Ralph can't stop being Ralph, Nick retweets it:
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The meming reaches its crescendo:
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Clearly Ralph has noticed as 2 days later these slights result in this:
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The previous comments saw the XQ was mentioned, so it's war time and we've all seen this tweet Ralph sent.
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As a reminder for those that may not be familiar with the nu-commentator/old IBS crossover years ago, I'm pretty sure the lore is that Ralph allegedly called Nick DeOrio's mom as part of some drama, and I know he also called Augie in the past as well despite Augie's phone number not being public at the time of the call. Just in case you're wondering where any of the familiarity with and animus towards Ralph comes from.

And this results in Memology trying to be an adult by telling Nick and Ralph to knock it off, with predictable results.
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Bridge Burned.

The prophesied bridge burning predicted back in 2019 is now fulfilled, but I don't have time to scour the original Ralph thread to find the first post about it at the moment, if I find it this evening I'll edit it in.
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Ralph's absolute favorite defense "well I'm pretty sure they also do it!" Which will surely be his defense when he molests Rozy. "I was molested so I don't really give a fuck it's all fair!"
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I remember when Memology went on the forum to defend Ralph, specifically because I sperged out at him like a retard. He really did try his hardest to give Ralph the benefit of the doubt and then had is eyes opened to the horrific sight of the revenge porn tape. Like a mature adult he quietly stepped back from Ralph without saying a word.

That tweet proves Ralph has seethed about not hearing from him since then. With Ralph you either contact him and give him constant attention or slowly become his blood enemy. This is textbook BPD.
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I remember him coming here and taking a lot of shit for guntguarding. Ralph talks about loyalty but what kind of retard stays loyal to a shit eating dog killer who stabs everyone in the back at the first opportunity?
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Sounds pretty ableist to me! Fun fact, those disabled by morbid obesity canā€™t just ā€œwear real pants.ā€ At that size, bottoms must have an elasticized waistband or they wonā€™t fit. Itā€™s not like Ralph Lauren makes ā€œ6XL Bigā€ trousers to match their button down shirts in the same size. If they did, theyā€™d be out of Ethanā€™s budget.

For real, his track pants at a steakhouse are the least trashy thing about him.
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Incorrect. Ralph has disturbingly thin arms and legs. He wears sweatpants because he is a wigger, simple as.
 
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