Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Spasticus Autisticus]

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More top notch editing from Jack's $3500 MACKBOOK. He just leaves in entire segments where he waddles around silently.

 

[Liquid Vergil]

Nothing like a knife review from a guy who can barely use one anymore.

 

[Adamska]

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More top notch editing from Jack's $3500 MACKBOOK. He just leaves in entire segments where he waddles around silently.

lol no pineapple cut. That failed slice from the last set of Chinese knives must have spooked him from doing it.

Also yes, Imarku is clearly chinesium. Same scam website as the last set. It also has a beautiful typo in the google link for it: "Imarku is professional in kitchen knife for 13 years".

I'll give it credit; it looks nicer than the last set of chinese scam knives. I'm a sucker for wood finishings, even if that's likely just plastic fakery.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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More top notch editing from Jack's $3500 MACKBOOK. He just leaves in entire segments where he waddles around silently.

Is this like the fifth knife set he's done this year alone?

At least no pineapple thing time, it looks like.

 

[Guntanator]

No pineapple from the ceiling? Aw man. I'll have to skip this one! He said at the beginning of the video that he's "revamping the show" whatever that means. Stroke #4 on the horizon.

 

[salmonellajack]

Nearly slices his fingers off cutting that mouldy tomato.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Nothing like a knife review from a guy who can barely use one anymore.

And I think it's already been said on here that these "reviews" are useless anyway. Anyone who's even somewhat serious about cooking knows not to buy junk sets like that. It's way better to have one good knife than 10 cheap ones that will be dull or break in a few months. Mush rain doesn't even know what the different knives are for anyway. He probably saw them on display at Sam's Club and threw a tantrum until Tammy bought them.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Didn’t have time to read comments about the new video yet, but doing a drive-by to give a quick knife count update:

#	Name
1	Edge of Belgravia Knives
2	Mr. Chef Knife Set
3	Ideeland Pro 8" Chef Knife
4	Zelite Knives
5	Victorinox Knives
6	Miracle Blades Series 3
7	Aeroknife
8	Miracle Blades World Class Series
9	Klitory Damascus Steel Chef
10	Vie Belles Reserve Knives
11	Imarku Knives
12	Tuo Cutlery
13	The Chef Club Knives
14	Tuo Knives Falcon Series
15	Tuo Legacy Series
16	Yoshi Blade
17	"Knife Aid" Shark Tank
18	Hammer Stahl Cutlery
19	Yoshi Blade
20	Steinbruke Knives
21	Granitstone Knives
22	Imarku Knives

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Didn’t have time to read comments about the new video yet, but doing a drive-by to give a quick knife count update:

#	Name
1	Edge of Belgravia Knives
2	Mr. Chef Knife Set
3	Ideeland Pro 8" Chef Knife
4	Zelite Knives
5	Victorinox Knives
6	Miracle Blades Series 3
7	Aeroknife
8	Miracle Blades World Class Series
9	Klitory Damascus Steel Chef
10	Vie Belles Reserve Knives
11	Imarku Knives
12	Tuo Cutlery
13	The Chef Club Knives
14	Tuo Knives Falcon Series
15	Tuo Legacy Series
16	Yoshi Blade
17	"Knife Aid" Shark Tank
18	Hammer Stahl Cutlery
19	Yoshi Blade
20	Steinbruke Knives
21	Granitstone Knives
22	Imarku Knives

So he's done a video on this brand before.

 

[Aaway]

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More top notch editing from Jack's $3500 MACKBOOK. He just leaves in entire segments where he waddles around silently.

tammy must have banned him from cutting the pineapple after he fucked it up last time and almost caused the pots and pans to fall

that's the only reason why i watch his knife review videos anyways

 

[Staffy]

No pineapple from the ceiling? Aw man. I'll have to skip this one! He said at the beginning of the video that he's "revamping the show" whatever that means. Stroke #4 on the horizon.

It must've been the failed attempt from before where the pineapple just swung around.

A few Jack with Hope videos he posted this week:

This morning, Jack whisper-calls Hope to get the "commercial dog look (luck?"). She is simply too good to be stuck with Jack all day. #freeHope

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On Wednesday, Jack and Hope went outside to witness a terrifying sight! Mysterious, white, fluffy particles were filling Jack with pure terror! He thinks they might be something called "pollen," but isn't sure, so he and Hope made a swift retreat back inside. Glad to see he's still sporting those dumb (for him) toe shoes.

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The CIA has started their move. Those are like, MKUltra spores. You're doomed, Jack!

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

lol

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How long until we see a “Jack Scalfani’s Dead Arm” account a la Patrick Tomlinson’s Toilet?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

The claw is a lot less purple and swollen. Is Jack's KETOOOOOOOOOOOOOO diet actually doing something?

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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More top notch editing from Jack's $3500 MACKBOOK. He just leaves in entire segments where he waddles around silently.

Looks like a decent knife set for under $300 but Mushbrain is still a fucking retard when it comes to describing them and using them.

And thank you to his camera for dropping the all important pineapple slicing scene although seeing his gimp arm flopping around never ceases to make me giggle.

lol no pineapple cut. That failed slice from the last set of Chinese knives must have spooked him from doing it.

Also yes, Imarku is clearly chinesium. Same scam website as the last set. It also has a beautiful typo in the google link for it: "Imarku is professional in kitchen knife for 13 years".

I'll give it credit; it looks nicer than the last set of chinese scam knives. I'm a sucker for wood finishings, even if that's likely just plastic fakery.

From what I've read they actually use German steel to make these although yes, they're made in China but then so is everything today.

 

[captkrisma]

Jack: spends half the video teaching you how to properly cut with knives.

Also Jack: Slam the blade into the cutting board!

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Jack: spends half the video teaching you how to properly cut with knives.

Also Jack: Slam the blade into the cutting board!

Ah it's fine, just use that honing rod he expertly explains and roll that edge back in line.

Or God forbid, a whetstone. Has Jack ever done a proper sharpening video? Would love to see him try. But he'd have to get Tammy to do it. Having 2 hands is non-negotiable.

 

[Wendell Stamps]

Sorry, I’m still on the floor laughing at his dead claw trying to keep that sad tomato from running away.

 

[Quixotic Man]

If anyone else wants to own this amazing piece of Chinese crap, its $4.50 for 500 pieces on Ali Baba. Buy one for everyone in your murder church!

Note: Strokebrain linked to the wrong product. This is his link in his Youtube video. The product he actually reviewed can be found here. But that first one is easier to find on the Chink site, so fuck you.

Edit: Nevermind, found it, 4 bucks per on minimum order, fuck you still.

 

[ZipDisk]

I know we'd never get the knife injury video, but do you think Tammy would ask for hopes and prayers on social media?

I've been with the company for a while but can't pronounce their fucking name / I made Tammy buy me this shit at sams club

shit audio

- I know people in this thread have sperged about only needing bread knife and paring knife, but I am a sucker for a nice butcher block. Even though they're shit and germ breeding factories.

FUCKING DOG, I HAVE A KNIFE! HOW DARE YOU... DRINK WATER.

Jack gets winded before he "hones" the knife. what in the fuck, he says not to use a knife sharpener, and instead to use a knife sharpener.

you got that knife! And Bread knife for tomatoes!

I wonder if Tammy has ever lost Jack in Sams club and just considered leaving without him.

Jack is still mad about SANTOKU.
Jack says he uses kitchen shears. Last video has determined that's a fucking lie, toothboy.

Jack holds the paring knife like he cuts towards himself. Because of course he does.
Jack whines off camera. I keep thinking things will go adult swim weird like broomshakalaka.

Jack keeps incorrectly comparing the TV knives to this set. Does he remember this is a different set?

Jack loves saying santoku. He cuts the onion like a true drunk. Onion adventure continues, WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?

This is like herzog and the penguin. Deranged behavior without censure or correction. It was three minutes but somehow felt longer.

But wait, there's more horror. Jack mangles a tomato. But keeps it mercifully short. Same thing with a cucumber. both it and the carrot are horribly uneven.
I know I compared him to a drunk earlier, but that is truly an insult to the drunk.

Jack PUSSED OUT LIKE A BITCH on the signature pineapple slice.

GO BUY ANOTHER PINEAPPLE YOU LYING FUCK

Old Imarku
4 KNIMES

Weird how he kept this fucker to 2:17.
Tammy holding the produce, holy shit.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

If anyone else wants to own this amazing piece of Chinese crap, its $4.50 for 500 pieces on Ali Baba. Buy one for everyone in your murder church!

Note: Strokebrain linked to the wrong product. This is his link in his Youtube video. The product he actually reviewed can be found here. But that first one is easier to find on the Chink site, so fuck you.

Edit: Nevermind, found it, 4 bucks per on minimum order, fuck you still.

One is the official one and the other is the cheap Chinesium knock-off. That's the biggest problem with everything being made in China, half the time you get the official one and the knock-off being made side by side. Although for $4.00 a set? I'd drop that on a decent looking set of knives. Even if they broke after the first use it still only cost $4.00. Hell buy 500 sets for $2000, open a booth at some flea market and sell them for $50 each. Or just get into drop shipping.