The "lol" at the end of a proposition, a la teenage text message etiquette, is a "back door" used to indicate that the author is not actually emotionally invested in said proposition, when he/she in fact is.
"I don't actually have any friends lol"
If he has no more bridge to burn, he will make a bridge just to burn it.
Noone will go with Ralph. Dick has distanced himself, and Cozy streamers are all incels catboy cultists or going to the big house.
Nick would tell Gunt to do something stupid to get the spotlight off of him.
Nick's mexican family would be disgusted by the wigger and hand him over to the local narcos for disposal.
Ralph has no family, his parents are dead and in hell, May and Rozy will leave him and Xander will never meet his dad, and none of the gunt guard are worthy enough to call family.
Wait till Dax's limbs all explode mysteriously before the flight.
Dick will get a herniated labia next Ralph event.
I haven't seen evidence of the impaired driving - however, Ralph has form for this.
It says right there "LIVE in Mexico", a weekend trip to a tourist resort ain't gonna cut it Ralph. Besides if you really wanna do something off this list that will make Null seethe in jealousy it would be the motorcycle. Though idk if Ralph is physically capable of riding a motorcycle since his wee little legs probably wouldn't reach the ground and he would topple over every time he'd try to stop.
No way in fuck could he ride a legit motorcycle. Maybe one of those "pocket bikes" blacks used to cruise around in the ghetto. Which is where he lives, funny enough.
i wanna see him try to climb in his truck and the whole thing tips over
Ralph would be over 50k but he blocked all of twitter that makes fun of him
