🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 36 42.9%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 9 10.7%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 39 46.4%
  • Total voters
    84
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Ralph's absolute favorite defense "well I'm pretty sure they also do it!" Which will surely be his defense when he molests Rozy. "I was molested so I don't really give a fuck it's all fair!"
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I'm honestly amazed he hasn't pulled that card on one of the a-hogs yet, unless I missed it. I fully expected him to accuse someone of molesting their kids by now, being as stable and intelligent as he is.
 
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I agree, 50k followers need to be laughing at Ralph's twitter sperging.
 
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Gezkill said:
Has around 47 and a half followers and his likes barely break 100. What a tool.
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He gets less engagement than Warski (35k) and PPP (5k). Most of his followers are probably from the GG era and haven't paid attention to him in years. That being said, this is probably my favorite thread on the forum cause Ralph's twitter spergouts are grade A kino.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
He gets less engagement than Warski (35k) and PPP (5k).
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I think even Boogie gets more engagement than Ralph. I’d really love to see this feud and you can count on Seethin’ Steven to talk shit about matters that are none of his concern, so it just might happen. Especially if Boogie thinks it will boost his numbers.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I remember when Memology went on the forum to defend Ralph, specifically because I sperged out at him like a retard. He really did try his hardest to give Ralph the benefit of the doubt and then had is eyes opened to the horrific sight of the revenge porn tape. Like a mature adult he quietly stepped back from Ralph without saying a word.

That tweet proves Ralph has seethed about not hearing from him since then. With Ralph you either contact him and give him constant attention or slowly become his blood enemy. This is textbook BPD.
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This is just my retard speculation, but it does seem like anything remotely resembling abandonment really triggers him hard. He’s always being left behind. If PPP and Warski moved on to another cow and never mentioned Ralph again he would be devastated. I’m willing to bet if that horse ever flees the stables it would be divine kino. Divino.
 
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Obscura539 said:
it does seem like anything remotely resembling abandonment really triggers him hard
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Of course it does. His own father abandoned him. He will never get over it. Whether Ralph is rage pigging at Jim, Nick R, Memeology, Gator, Faith, Vickers or randos in his mentions, he’s really just acting out his rage toward Ronnie Ralph or Sandra Ralph. But usually it’s Ronnie. Ethan’s father will haunt him until the day he dies, which is probably why he’s okay with dying. His life is nothing but misery, rage, and fear.
 
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Obscura539 said:
This is just my retard speculation, but it does seem like anything remotely resembling abandonment really triggers him hard. He’s always being left behind. If PPP and Warski moved on to another cow and never mentioned Ralph again he would be devastated. I’m willing to bet if that horse ever flees the stables it would be divine kino. Divino.
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Wonder what he'd do if we ever abandoned him. Breaks my heart to think about it.
 
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NicoFountaine said:
100% of the times he bitches about people fucking with his family he started it first.
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the only one mocking his kids has been me and even then im doing on kf or in reply to his social media or some alogs. all things rozy or xander should be kept far away from until me and ralph od or get run over running the street like lunatics or some shit anyway. someone will mock ralph for not being able to take care of his kids and hell count that as an attack on his kids because hes too much of a coward to confront the people actually taking shots at his family or admitting hes a deadbeat pos and hes made people point it out.

imagine letting some kf user call your infant daughter a bitch and taking it btw,
 
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RichardMongler said:
When you publish anything half as brilliant as The Redneck Manifesto, The Shit Magnet or Answer Me, you can talk shit. Until then, go back to your ironic catboi circlejerk.

Also, Luke edited that video on his own accord.
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That whole affair was laughable, but yes, Goad is sort of like the HST of his realm where the shit he's done in the past excuses him turning into a ridiculous boomer.
 
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