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I finally got a group to play D&D B/X (actually OSE) with. Normally I wouldn’t mention it- god knows I’ve said that on here a million times that this is the time I’m getting a game. But I saw this while prepping module B11, an intro module for 1st level characters.
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For context, instead of good vs evil, B/X has law vs chaos, which is almost exactly like good vs evil. This leaves me with two questions.
1. I’m not alone in wondering why murdering the always-evil race of degenerate humanoids is a chaotic act, am I?
2. Do people actually enjoy the Orc Baby Dilemma? I’ve never encountered it as a player, so take this with a grain of salt, but it just feels like it would lead to an awkward argument and (worst case scenario) a lot of hard feelings.
The problem, i think, its because they surrendered. This is some kinda Magical Geneva Conventions bullshit or something. And most of people i have seem bringing this argument about baby killing are the same who don't have any problem of killing babies in IRL. Its a GOTCHA moment who in most games never happens.
 
The problem, i think, its because they surrendered. This is some kinda Magical Geneva Conventions bullshit or something. And most of people i have seem bringing this argument about baby killing are the same who don't have any problem of killing babies in IRL. Its a GOTCHA moment who in most games never happens.
Even then, everybody forgets the third option the game itself presents: you can take them as prisoners. And a B/X party would have followers/hirelings to guard the captives while the party finishes the crawl.

Once the main threat is dealt with, the party can then handle the orc women and children as appropriate to local customs. Put them in work camps, sell them into slavery, ransom them back to the orc tribe in exchange for other prisoners, hand them over to the authorities so the local lord can order their execution, yadda yadda. This isn't a videogame, the options aren't just "gleefully slaughter them" or "let them go free".

ETA: and that's another thing. Local customs. No one ever asks what everybody else in that world does when they find the subject of the cheap moral dilemma. If the entire civilized world kills orcs and goblins on sight without taking any dings to their alignment and with full blessings of the gods (except for the orc and goblin gods, anyway), then that's what you fucking do.
 
I finally got a group to play D&D B/X (actually OSE) with. Normally I wouldn’t mention it- god knows I’ve said that on here a million times that this is the time I’m getting a game. But I saw this while prepping module B11, an intro module for 1st level characters.
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For context, instead of good vs evil, B/X has law vs chaos, which is almost exactly like good vs evil. This leaves me with two questions.
1. I’m not alone in wondering why murdering the always-evil race of degenerate humanoids is a chaotic act, am I?
2. Do people actually enjoy the Orc Baby Dilemma? I’ve never encountered it as a player, so take this with a grain of salt, but it just feels like it would lead to an awkward argument and (worst case scenario) a lot of hard feelings.
I've actually dealt with the Orc Baby dilemma myself. The only solution is to ask your players to agree to something or roll for it. Either way, you move on before it becomes an argument. At the end of the day, if people get shitty about it you can show them the door.
 
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There is no Orc baby dilemma.
 
Yeah. Iranians/Persians come from Aryan stock and hate Arabs for what they did to Iran and for just being sand niggers in general. Never call a Persian an Arab lol. If a lot of Persians move into your city you don't have to worry about gang violence or grooming gang shit as much with almost every other middle eastern group.
Little late powerlevel but I worked with a Moroccan guy talking swarthy AF and looked like he could have been a Sammy Davis Jr. lookalike one day some guy got in a pissing contest about some dumb shit and told him to get his black ass back in the kitchen and it was on he ran at him and gave him a Cotton Hill headbutt to the crotch for calling him black.
 
I’ve got a level 4 variant human player who’s gotten the blue slaad disease and is wanting to let it transform him. My question is do I just let him transform and leave him as a monster unable to level up, or should I allow him to incorporate it into his character?
 
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I’ve got a level 4 variant human player who’s gotten the blue slaad disease and is wanting to let it transform him. My question is do I just let him transform and leave him as a monster unable to level up, or should I allow him to incorporate it into his character?
Full consequences, and then record his autistic screams when he can't control it anymore because his soul left the new demon he is now.
 
Full consequences, and then record his autistic screams when he can't control it anymore because his soul left the new demon he is now.
>the chaos phage transforms you into a red slaad.
>roll for initiative
>control the red slaad

I’ve never dealt with anyone who’s wanted to have such a thing happen, so I’m excited to see how this plays out.
 
I’ve got a level 4 variant human player who’s gotten the blue slaad disease and is wanting to let it transform him. My question is do I just let him transform and leave him as a monster unable to level up, or should I allow him to incorporate it into his character?
This shit is like being captured by Illithids and the player being ecstatic about his character having a tadpole implanted in his skull. Or having your character killed and looking forward to playing their animated skeleton. What the fuck.

Do what @Adamska said. The moment the transformation is complete, hand the guy a blank character sheet and record the autistic screeching.
 
I plan on making a Fallout campaign on the Savage Worlds system. Set on Mexico City and elements of Underrail because thats what i've been playing and some of that stuff sounds cool. This would be my first time being a dm after some shitfuckery with some friends codming some massive campaing that fell off.
Its there some advice you could give about dming, fallout or savage worlds?
 
This shit is like being captured by Illithids and the player being ecstatic about his character having a tadpole implanted in his skull. Or having your character killed and looking forward to playing their animated skeleton. What the fuck.

Do what @Adamska said. The moment the transformation is complete, hand the guy a blank character sheet and record the autistic screeching.
I don’t know why anyone would want that even in a fantasy game. Slaad are terrible and they don’t have any flavor for role playing.
 
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I plan on making a Fallout campaign on the Savage Worlds system. Set on Mexico City and elements of Underrail because thats what i've been playing and some of that stuff sounds cool. This would be my first time being a dm after some shitfuckery with some friends codming some massive campaing that fell off.
Its there some advice you could give about dming, fallout or savage worlds?
Well, its Mexico. Place was a shithole before the nukes and a worse shithole after them. And its also Mexico, with a long tradition of folk heroes, so don't feel like you need to hold back with some of the wackier parts of Fallout or any pop culture references. No reason you couldn't have a trio of mariachis known as Los Tres Amigos running around fighting raiders, for example.
 
I was reading through my own writing, looking for anything stupid I might have written and I realize I made a slight error. The suicidal professor was not our professor as we were professors ourselves. The GM was currently working toward his doctorate and academia was something he wanted to make fun of. We all found our own special way to help him by describing how we were the shit professors and didn't really care about our jobs. I just gave everyone A's as to not offend any of the students. They learned next to nothing except how to treat monkey bites, hopefully.

Just sating, wasn't no Harry Potter shit. That experiment happened much later and ended in tragedy through pure negligence.
 
This shit is like being captured by Illithids and the player being ecstatic about his character having a tadpole implanted in his skull. Or having your character killed and looking forward to playing their animated skeleton. What the fuck.

Do what @Adamska said. The moment the transformation is complete, hand the guy a blank character sheet and record the autistic screeching.
Yep, you aren't that character anymore. The you that was that character died when the migration to the abyss turned your soul into a slaad. Same with if you got turned into an ilithid.

Record his screams and explain why this was a stupid prize.
 
I was reading through my own writing, looking for anything stupid I might have written and I realize I made a slight error. The suicidal professor was not our professor as we were professors ourselves. The GM was currently working toward his doctorate and academia was something he wanted to make fun of. We all found our own special way to help him by describing how we were the shit professors and didn't really care about our jobs. I just gave everyone A's as to not offend any of the students. They learned next to nothing except how to treat monkey bites, hopefully.

Just sating, wasn't no Harry Potter shit. That experiment happened much later and ended in tragedy through pure negligence.
Please post more stories, wizards being dicks is fun as hell.
 
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I don’t know why anyone would want that even in a fantasy game. Slaad are terrible and they don’t have any flavor for role playing.

I know this sounds ridiculous, but have you talked to the player out of game about the consequences of this, or what he thinks might happen? What does he want to happen? Does he just want to change characters, and this is a brutal way to get rid of his old one?
 
I know this sounds ridiculous, but have you talked to the player out of game about the consequences of this, or what he thinks might happen? What does he want to happen? Does he just want to change characters, and this is a brutal way to get rid of his old one?
He said he wants to be able to reap the benefits of becoming a large aberration because he rolled a variant human tempest cleric with elemental adept and likened it to being like pikachu.
 
He said he wants to be able to reap the benefits of becoming a large aberration because he rolled a variant human tempest cleric with elemental adept and likened it to being like pikachu.

Huh. Okay. I know nothing about your game, but there things you could do about the whole situation that wouldn't result in character death. Have you made it clear to him how likely his character is to dying, or are you just gonna pull the rug from under him without warning?
 
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