Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AfghanBlue]

Good question.

I've tongued anus for free on many occasions so you'd think the answer would be yes but it's pretty fucking adjacent to the amhole isn't it?

I'm gonna say no but with the caveat that I'm pretty comfortable financially these days thankfully, if I was skint I'd maybe consider it.

I'd probably kiss him on the mouth for 184 million quid though.


What a fun afternoon this is turning out to be!

What about if it could be arranged that you had that partial sedation you get at the dentist soemtimes/ for minor operations, where you are allegedly still conscious and can talk and stuff but can’t remember anything?

So someone could point you the way, you’d do it, and never have any memory?

(My friend who worked at a dentist said loads of people used to be weirdly sexual on that stuff- but the dentist she worked with was rly good looking or soemthing.)

184 million quid man.

But then you did say five whole minutes. That changes everything.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

you get at the dentist

At the what?

Come on AG, let's cut to the filth. Is five minutes not enough?

Attractive dentists aside (mine looks like a pig after a road traffic accident) what would it take to make Kev throw back his head?

Give me your price.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Pro: 184 Mil would pay for all the ECT treatments necessary to wipe the memory of the experience from the ol' gray cells.

Con: The body (tongue and nose) would still remember, and never forgive you that trauma.

For what doth it profit a man, to gain the whole world, and smell the amhole? Only one man has dared to snuffle the truffle of Kevin's lady compost heap, and he became (more) insane to the point he now yells at clouds on the internet, forgetting they are deaf and must be spoken to in ASL. Look upon the works of Wedge, ye foolhardy and despair, for he is an example of what happens when you fly too close to the stanky shit-sun of Kevin's wound that never heals.

 

[purupela]

Maybe it’s because Transformers, on top of being children’s characters, are deliberately asexual? In either sense of the term. Like, let’s say you’re some horrible bastard who wanks to… Arthur porn or something. At least those characters are basically humans who form families and shit. They’re mammals. Sex presumably exists for them. A Transformer meanwhile is a robot. It’s distinctly unnatural. These are things that do not and should not have junk.

It’s also emblematic of how pervasive coom brain is. It’s impossible for Kevin to seperate sex from what should be innocent, if very spergy interests. Everything in his life has to be sexualised. And yet, he also seems profoundly sexless. I don’t think he’s actually felt honest to God desire in years, or maybe ever. I mean, not hard to figure out why, dude’s a castrato. But he’s also probably just coomed himself to the point where nothing actually stimulates him anymore. I imagine it’s all very performative and abstract for him at this point.

Here’s the dark secret of the “degenerate internet left”: they are not actually having much depraved sex, nor are they terribly comfortable with any kind of sex. It’s like if a bunch of New England Puritan decided to LARP as sluts. All these trans polycules you hear about? They usually just have deeply uncomfortable prison gay sex once or twice and then brag about their kinky antics forever,

I guess I’m not that bothered by it because TF is already a franchise filled with perverted shit (right down to hiring female porn artists for IDW2) mostly from the Japanese side but there’s some US stuff there as well.

Here’s a compilation, one of these isn’t official but it’s up to you to guess which one.

 

[Elysian]

I don't know shit either.

It was sideways referencing the Belgrano. If you don't know what that is don't worry.

Just stay the fuck away from Kevin man. You get within 10 miles of that and things are going to start falling off.

It’d be like that X-men comic where Wolverine murders the mutant kid that secretes deadly toxins from his skin and accidentally killed his entire hometown.

Like he’s gonna wake up one day to find the Tranch empty, because everyone will have been vaporised by the amhole fumes and there’ll just be piles of clothes where they once stood.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I’m g

I guess I’m not that bothered by it because TF is already a franchise filled with perverted shit (right down to hiring female porn artists for IDW2) mostly from the Japanese side but there’s some US stuff there as well.

Here’s a compilation, one of these isn’t official but it’s up to you to guess which one.
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I’m going to guess… the energon enema one? Mostly because I recognise most of the others from wiki diving

 

[purupela]

I’m g


I’m going to guess… the energon enema one? Mostly because I recognise most of the others from wiki diving

Nope, that one’s canon.
Rung turns into the enema and shoves himself into the quintesson’s asshole in one jp comic actually.
I feel like you could probably do a whole ‘nother one of these with just stuff from the bay films (like the dog humping and old man ass) but I’ve only seen the first two and barely remember them at that.

 

[Piss Bear]

Be afraid, Britbongs. Be very afraid.

Hobos do work, not beg, that's the main difference.

I seriously doubt that Kevin donated money to anyone, especially since there is no evidence beside his testimony, and since Kevin is so terminally online (very sad, many such cases), he doesn't do anything without documenting it on Twitter. If he opens a transformer, he posts it. If he buys a transformer, he posts it. If he thinks about buying, or ordering, or even just likes a transformer, he posts it. He posts every single personal interaction he has just to prove he has them, and if they aren't on Twitter he didn't have them.

This is yet another performative piece of nonsense, this time for clout on the left. "I GAVE MONEY TO A HOMELESS PERSON (YOUNG/FEMALE/ATTRACTIVE) AND SHE WAS SUPER GRATEFUL AND WINKED AT ME AND SAID I WAS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED."

It's all a LARP. Let Kevin head to LA and take some photos handing cash to the homeless and I'll believe it. He won't, because they'll say nothing, or at best "thanks man" and then mxstress will have to curbstomp some TERFS and get beaten down by a pack of homeless war veterans with pipes and knives.

Tl;Dr Kevin is a liar and never gave money to anyone.

I think it is true that he donates to his tranny friends on OnlyFans, and whomever the fuck on Patreon. You know how quick trannies (especially the ones like Wedge) are to cancel any and everyone over the slightest thing, and Kevin lying about donating to his tranny friends would be pretty call-out worthy.

But if you’re right and he is lying about donating to people… I’d love to see Wedge turn on him, that’d be a slapfight for the ages.

 

[Puck]

JESUS CHRIST
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They made him take off his septum piercing but not the thing around his neck? (I know he wouldn’t be able to take it off but still…?)

I can’t get over how awful his skin looks in these pictures. Open the selfies full-size and zoom in for added-horror.

Looks like your run of the mill English woman

 

[Lubby Smith]

Loathsome Dung Eater Jen going by a female name brings a complete stranger to uncontrollable laughter. Very thoughtful of Mr Kevin to announce this to his 17k followers.

https://archive.ph/qpJVw

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Loathsome Dung Eater Jen going by a female name brings a complete stranger to uncontrollable laughter. Very thoughtful of Mr Kevin to announce this to his 17k followers.
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Based dentist receptionist.

Kevin, calling you or Jen by female names/pronouns is a massive inside joke, most people are better at hiding their contempt but sometimes one slips through.

also Kevin, why do you always call your “fellow woman” cunts when you have a disagreement with them?

oh and your not married.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Loathsome Dung Eater Jen going by a female name brings a complete stranger to uncontrollable laughter. Very thoughtful of Mr Kevin to announce this to his 17k followers.
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Kevin, if it was truly upsetting to you, you'd be filing a formal complaint against the employee, not screaming into the void on Twitter for asspats where it's got a 0% chance of repercussions for the employee!

Edit: apparently I misread the tweet and it was another patient, not an employee? Kevin is terrible at relaying information!

 

[Miss Misery]

Based dentist receptionist.

Kevin, calling you or Jen by female names/pronouns is a massive inside joke, most people are better at hiding their contempt but sometimes one slips through.

also Kevin, why do you always call your “fellow woman” cunts when you have a disagreement with them?

oh and your not married.

It was a based patient in the waiting room who heard the staff call for Jennifer and then repeated it (I assume incredulously) and then laughed her ass off.

If it was a staff member you know Kevin would be furiously typing up an ineffectual diatribe on Yelp or something.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

It was a based patient in the waiting room who heard the staff call for Jennifer and then repeated it (I assume incredulously) and then laughed her ass off.

If it was a staff member you know Kevin would be furiously typing up an ineffectual diatribe on Yelp or something.

Oh yer your right, that makes it even funnier.

I love how Kevin and his chronic masturbation crew can’t seem to survive half and hour in the real world without getting into conflicts with normal folk.

 

[trickyzerg23]

Spoiler: no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! NO! NO! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!

Would you touge his anus for 184 quid?

Spoiler: no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! NO! NO! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!

Good question.

I've tongued anus for free on many occasions so you'd think the answer would be yes but it's pretty fucking adjacent to the amhole isn't it?

I'm gonna say no but with the caveat that I'm pretty comfortable financially these days thankfully, if I was skint I'd maybe consider it.

I'd probably kiss him on the mouth for 184 million quid though.


What a fun afternoon this is turning out to be!

Kevin is politisperging:

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Kevin is politisperging:

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"The right's continued assumption that everyone on the left are just soulless monsters is going to get a lot of people. . .killed." I'm sure you have a soul Kevin, as all men do. But your heart has hardened after years of constant exposure to pornography and a constant feedback-loop of unending positivity and support mixed with the chilling reminder that your life is terrible. But I don't think that your soul is so lively, or your heart so soft, that you genuinely care about anyone other than yourself. Should your eyes happen to see this as you scroll through the thread in-secret, I implore you to focus on your own life and leave the foolish political statements to others.

 

[blacksmith tony]

It’s just so bizarre how trannies always seem to get transphobic medical professionals. It absolutely couldn’t be that people that work In that office are just cracking jokes with each other or having their own side conversations. Be honest with yourself Kevin, by tweeting that you recognize how fucking awful you two look and took offense at hearing how feminine their laugh was in comparison to your fat man belly chortles. But yes, violence is that troo and honest woman response in any situation

E- e patient laughed but still

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"What if the world was pudding?"

What if you were a woman, Kevin. What if Jen was not a coprophage. What if all the inhabitants of the tranch were sane, responsible and productive members of the human race.

We can what if this shit forever, And you'll still never be any more than a clump of cells with delusions of sentience. Now be quiet while adults are speaking in dental waiting rooms, you absolute choad.

 

[stupid frog]

where did the dentist money come from? i dont remember a big grift, just a little one.

 

[lamp shade]

I hope Phil went to the dentist with them, because holy shit