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[Fetish Roulette]

Because there isn't canonical sexual intercourse in Transformers, there are at least two different philosophical factions among Transformers fans based on how they believe the Transformers have sex:

• Spark sex, where they do more abstract robot-like things like jacking in and sharing data (sexually)
• Sticky sex, where they just do regular human-style penis/orifice things, except they're still robots

Pardon if I got details wrong; I learned this while following a personal semi-cow. Transformers are kind of alive inorganic life forms due to some divine spark thing, like golems with free will more than biomechs or EVA units, but I'm not autistic enough to understand the lore better than that.

Calling two groups of autists with different opinions on how Transformers are made "philosophical factions" lends a degree of prestige to the debate that it very much does not deserve.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

Spark sex, where they do more abstract robot-like things like jacking in and sharing data (sexually)

The REAL swap.avi.

 

[Yamamura]

Kevin is mad at the amazon bot again

For a man who seems to have an obsession with robots he sure is mean to them quite often.

Is this a recent rule 34 screencap? Because why the hell is gadget hackwrech featured? Did tres McNeil die? Or is it cause of the god awful "reboot" coming out?

It's actually a snapshot I got off of an archive from the OP. So I'm actually not sure if it's the most recent or not.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Because there isn't canonical sexual intercourse in Transformers, there are at least two different philosophical factions among Transformers fans based on how they believe the Transformers have sex:

• Spark sex, where they do more abstract robot-like things like jacking in and sharing data (sexually)
• Sticky sex, where they just do regular human-style penis/orifice things, except they're still robots

Pardon if I got details wrong; I learned this while following a personal semi-cow. Transformers are kind of alive inorganic life forms due to some divine spark thing, like golems with free will more than biomechs or EVA units, but I'm not autistic enough to understand the lore better than that.

Reading the phrase "sticky sex" made me need to take a shower.

I'm ashamed to admit it, but. . . I have so many questions now about robot sex.

Spoiler: Why is my brain like this?

Are the penises and vaginas made of mechanical parts, or is there a meat schlong and corresponding flesh tunnel? Is there a fluid exchange? Are transformers mammalian in their style of birth? Does the offspring have characteristics of both transformer parents, like does a car and a boat make a hybrid amphibious vehicle? I could go on, but just DM me specifics, ok?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Reading the phrase "sticky sex" made me need to take a shower.

I'm ashamed to admit it, but. . . I have so many questions now about robot sex.

Spoiler: Why is my brain like this?

Are the penises and vaginas made of mechanical parts, or is there a meat schlong and corresponding flesh tunnel? Is there a fluid exchange? Are transformers mammalian in their style of birth? Does the offspring have characteristics of both transformer parents, like does a car and a boat make a hybrid amphibious vehicle? I could go on, but just DM me specifics, ok?

In practice it's an amalgamation; the bodies are close to spec, until you get to the genitals (and possibly breasts/ass) which are drawn like standard R34 except the colors are off.

Oil or bright aqua blue for the fluids, and the genitals are the color of the appropriate part of the chassis, or they're metallic.

Also some lines across the penis like it's Inspector Gadget's arm; you see that a lot.

Spoiler: NSFW it is exactly what you assume

 

[MissAnthropist]

In practice it's an amalgamation; the bodies are close to spec, until you get to the genitals (and possibly breasts/ass) which are drawn like standard R34 except the colors are off.

Oil or bright aqua blue for the fluids, and the genitals are the color of the appropriate part of the chassis, or they're metallic.

Also some lines across the penis like it's Inspector Gadget's arm; you see that a lot.

Spoiler: NSFW it is exactly what you assume

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I'm so sorry I asked, everyone.

How is it that this somehow more disturbing than the other Rule 34 porn I've seen? Is it because I know Kevryn has jacked it to this stuff?

 

[M3xus]

I think it's the whole "adding genitalia to beings that don't even reproduce sexually" thing. It's explicitly added for the artist/commissioner to coom over. Whole thing skeeved the hell out of me when I found out about the phenomenon twenty years ago, and it still does today.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I'm so sorry I asked, everyone.

How is it that this somehow more disturbing than the other Rule 34 porn I've seen? Is it because I know Kevryn has jacked it to this stuff?

Maybe it’s because Transformers, on top of being children’s characters, are deliberately asexual? In either sense of the term. Like, let’s say you’re some horrible bastard who wanks to… Arthur porn or something. At least those characters are basically humans who form families and shit. They’re mammals. Sex presumably exists for them. A Transformer meanwhile is a robot. It’s distinctly unnatural. These are things that do not and should not have junk.

It’s also emblematic of how pervasive coom brain is. It’s impossible for Kevin to seperate sex from what should be innocent, if very spergy interests. Everything in his life has to be sexualised. And yet, he also seems profoundly sexless. I don’t think he’s actually felt honest to God desire in years, or maybe ever. I mean, not hard to figure out why, dude’s a castrato. But he’s also probably just coomed himself to the point where nothing actually stimulates him anymore. I imagine it’s all very performative and abstract for him at this point.

Here’s the dark secret of the “degenerate internet left”: they are not actually having much depraved sex, nor are they terribly comfortable with any kind of sex. It’s like if a bunch of New England Puritan decided to LARP as sluts. All these trans polycules you hear about? They usually just have deeply uncomfortable prison gay sex once or twice and then brag about their kinky antics forever,

 

[AlexGustavoPhilipe]

Where is Kevin gonna be? I live in the UK, if he's not too far might go ask him if we can get a selfie together and then meme him by pulling the soy face of some shit

 

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Where is Kevin gonna be? I live in the UK, if he's not too far might go ask him if we can get a selfie together and then meme him by pulling the soy face of some shit

Don't.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Say, you know how Kevin likes to compare his castration to being an infertile woman? Has he ever mentioned banking sperm? Which I assume would be kept in an obsidian vase guarded by acolytes of the Goat With a Thousand Young?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

So I’m just catching up and I read Kevin‘s

“Woke up with the juiciest GD pussy this morning, shame I can’t eat myself out” tweet and something didn’t sit right with me…

It’sx not because of the reasons you may think of, like it’s a completely fucking disgusting and something that no natal woman would ever ever ever ever say, no.
It’s because I’m pretty sure I remember Kevin saying the complete opposite, way back in the day before he knew he had a Kiwifarms thread.

and lo and behold on Jan 31st 2020 he says;

“Oh also mine doesn’t self-lubricate enough to dilate. Hopefully I’m not giving the wrong impression here. “
(Page 30 of this thread FYI)

I miss pre-aware Kevin, Kevin was a lot more honest and black pilling about having a neo vagina before he realized that the Kiwifarms documents everything he says and kevin is quite literally an Encyclopedia about how bad having a neo vagina is.

Kevin can no longer be honest about his neovag or any of the thousands of complications that comes with being trans, Kevin thinks of himself as an “trans elder” and he knows that he needs to help push the propaganda. So everything now is sunshine and rainbows even though we all know that it’s not.

 

[Freya Holmér]

More pedo apologia from Kevin.

Archive.

Last time he defended adults having sex while larping as literal babies, it was when Sophie LaBelle got caught tracing photos of real children to draw furry cub porn.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I'm sure the legality of roleplaying as underaged animals varies, but most normal people are deeply unsettled by it.

It's like regaining consciousness after a medical procedure only to have your surgeon tell you that most humans can ingest up to a gallon of cum without suffering any ill effects. It might not be illegal in its own right, but the implications are alarming.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

More pedo apologia from Kevin.
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Archive.

Last time he defended adults having sex while larping as literal babies, it was when Sophie LaBelle got caught tracing photos of real children to draw furry cub porn.

What's weird and embarrassing here Kev is you defending larping as juvenile animals as a sexual fetish. It's prefectly normal and dignified to tell people who do that that they are sickos and need to stop.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Kevin can no longer be honest about his neovag or any of the thousands of complications that comes with being trans, Kevin thinks of himself as an “trans elder” and he knows that he needs to help push the propaganda. So everything now is sunshine and rainbows even though we all know that it’s not.

Fucking sinister, innit? “All shall share in my suffering!”

Also, “trans elders” makes me imagine, like, the Council of Krypton, but they’re all ugly men in John Byrne Lara headdresses. They don’t listen to Jor-El about inverting Krypton’s biggest active volcano to form a vaginal canal direct to the planet’s molten core because he transphobically married a real woman.

Just kidding: only gay women have to deal with that shit because these fuckers are all straight guys.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Where is Kevin gonna be? I live in the UK, if he's not too far might go ask him if we can get a selfie together and then meme him by pulling the soy face of some shit

Dude never never. I'm on Terf island too and this would be a bad take. Don't break the exclusion zone.

You know that game "How much money would I want to..."

Somebody here in the UK just won 184 million quid on the lottery and I realised that it is not enough to lick Kevin's Amhole.
If he was sitting on that 184 million quid piled up to the ceiling in 50 pounds notes and all I had to do was nosh down for five minutes and they'd forklift the whole fucking lot into the back of my van I'd still nope it.

That amhole is a powerful thing man.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Dude never never. I'm on Terf island too and this would be a bad take. Don't break the exclusion zone.

You know that game "How much money would I want to..."

Somebody here in the UK just won 184 million quid on the lottery and I realised that it is not enough to lick Kevin's Amhole.
If he was sitting on that 184 million quid piled up to the ceiling in 50 pounds notes and all I had to do was nosh down for five minutes and they'd forklift the whole fucking lot into the back of my van and still nope it.

That amhole is a powerful thing man.

Would you touge his anus for 184 quid?

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Would you touge his anus for 184 quid?

Good question.

I've tongued anus for free on many occasions so you'd think the answer would be yes but it's pretty fucking adjacent to the amhole isn't it?

I'm gonna say no but with the caveat that I'm pretty comfortable financially these days thankfully, if I was skint I'd maybe consider it.

I'd probably kiss him on the mouth for 184 million quid though.


What a fun afternoon this is turning out to be!

 

[retard strength]

Watch from afar, laugh online. Don't insert yourself into the lives of people featured on this site unless there is actual documented real abuse of innocents happening, then do such quietly. Kevin posting can feel violating but do not engage, just document and laugh.