Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Malaika said:
Boogie could make so much fucking money if he started a Vlog about him training and losing weight. Especially if he sets up donation goals while livestreaming his workout. "1000$ and I'll wind down with an extra 100 situps" or whatever. I cannot understand how a man panicking for 3 years now about how he's losing relevance and money is not grabbing this opportunity with both hands. Playing his cards right he could make hundreds of thousands of dollars off this fight and the time leading up to it.
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That would involve doing something, which decades of self-indulgent laziness have proven is something he is entirely against.

Boogie, I know you read your thread - wear a fucking shirt in your TikToks and you will get mocked slightly less. Are you too lazy to put on a piece of clothing? (Yes)
 
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Malaika said:
Boogie could make so much fucking money if he started a Vlog about him training and losing weight. Especially if he sets up donation goals while livestreaming his workout. "1000$ and I'll wind down with an extra 100 situps" or whatever. I cannot understand how a man panicking for 3 years now about how he's losing relevance and money is not grabbing this opportunity with both hands. Playing his cards right he could make hundreds of thousands of dollars off this fight and the time leading up to it.
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You mean put in effort? That's not happening.

I have a feeling Keemstar told him he isn't only paying him but has drama storylines to get attention and Boogie thinks this is a way to save his YouTube career, he thinks that exposure might be what he needs.

Reality is no one likes him because of all the things we've highlighted in here.
 
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Malaika said:
Boogie could make so much fucking money if he started a Vlog about him training and losing weight. Especially if he sets up donation goals while livestreaming his workout. "1000$ and I'll wind down with an extra 100 situps" or whatever. I cannot understand how a man panicking for 3 years now about how he's losing relevance and money is not grabbing this opportunity with both hands. Playing his cards right he could make hundreds of thousands of dollars off this fight and the time leading up to it.
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Are you new to Boogie?
Its clear as day at this point there is NO way Boogie got the discipline to loose weight.
You might aswell advice him to travel to the moon and grow space tomatoes.
Its just not gonna happen.
He have never had any intention whatsoever to do a boxingmatch. Or train for it.
Boogie is a twitter junkie and the boxingmatch is a tweetorgy for him. Nothing more.
 
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Boogie cant put in effort in long term goals or solutions to his problems for the simple fact hes lazy as shit. He also has created a life long habit and understanding that if he has a problem and he just cries sitting long enough on his ass a solution will present itself. Someone or something will come along and offer a solution to his current issue. Whether it be a paid girl to tard wrangle him, the Marcos delivery guy, or even purchasing Leo, all of them serve as a quick solution to a long term Boogie has. Boogie handles his life akin to someone fixing a leak with paper tape, they are aware of the problem presented but find the easiest way to 'fix' it until it inevitably fucks up again and needs fixing.

He has gotten so used to quick fixes and instant gratification to alleviate any issue hes going through that a concept of making an effort to reach long term beneficial goals is foreign to him. He never though about weight loss until Dez pushed him to and even then he just opted for WLS which he just rendered useless. Frank is bothering me and I dont like it? How about I goad him more and threaten him for attention so he can come to my house where I can royally fuck up. EDDF wants to take Boogie on a long trip? Sounds like a big commitment to butterball so lets buy a treadmill and make short vids of me walking around my house showing off im exercising for attention while gaining weight.

If you were to go to Boogie and present him a legit 3 year plan to better himself, lose weight and gain views/money he would overlook it to Keem telling him to start some drama and watch the views and cash flow in a week. Even though you have told him its 100% foolproof and hell make tons of money he will resort to eventually making an ass of himself because he thinks calling out whoever is gonna help pay for his Marcos tonight. Boogie has no foresight and will always take the path of least resistance that promises him instant gratification.
 
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More than anything I hate the "take shots at someone/something then claim it's a joke if I get called out on it" shit he's ramped up in recent months. Protip boogie: if you have to explain every 'joke' you make, then it's not a good joke.
 
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Beard_Chan said:
The man all the young hot zoomer women who hang out at magic shops are stepping over each other for. What a fucking stud! Imagine waking up to this fat little t-rex arm man every morning ladies? Oh boy!
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All as your dog nervously looks on, wondering if it should try to help its owner or save itself from being crushed in a split second.
 
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DeusVult said:
That's the whole podcast, bro. His segment starts at ~2:04:00
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sounds like that zealon dude is on the farms

Finally watched that life update vid. (the beginning) he HIRES his friends? What?????

also freudian slip on his height? He says sam hyde is a foot taller than him and says sam is 6'7. Is he saying he is 5'7? I think he claimed to be 5'10 right
Claims:
- He will start working with a boxing trainer next week
- Doctor says "a lot of work has to be put into this before he ok's it."
 
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Malaika said:
Boogie could make so much fucking money if he started a Vlog about him training and losing weight.
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I don't know if there's a single rube left who would fall for such a thing. Boogie couldn't even manage the easy way out of weight loss his "weight loss vlog" would be 2 episodes of him drinking ranch with a side of lettuce before he quits because it was "impacting his mental health" and "making him contemplate suicide".
 
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If you ever want proof that Boogie is a liar, gaslighter and manipulator, watch these two clips back to back:



The above clip is taken from yesterday's video "Rambling: Should I Box Sam Hyde?" In this clip, Boogie says some defeatist shit about how he will never get over his food addiction followed by saying that he nearly hit 300lbs in 2020.

Now watch the following clip for the contradiction:



In his "This Has to be Rock Bottom, Right?" video from February, Boogie attempts to debunk rumors that he's gaining weight. Obviously he's gaining weight (there's ample evidence), but in this clip he claims that he's been 380-395lbs since his surgery in 2017.

Boogie, you can't have been 395lbs for the last 5 years while almost dropping below 300lbs. You also didn't get close to 300lbs, your lowest was 338lbs lmao. I guess if you round to the nearest hundred, then you were closer to 300 than 400.

What a demented reality he lives in.
 
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Malaika said:
Boogie could make so much fucking money if he started a Vlog about him training and losing weight. Especially if he sets up donation goals while livestreaming his workout. "1000$ and I'll wind down with an extra 100 situps" or whatever. I cannot understand how a man panicking for 3 years now about how he's losing relevance and money is not grabbing this opportunity with both hands. Playing his cards right he could make hundreds of thousands of dollars off this fight and the time leading up to it.
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Never going to happen. Fatty2988 has had at least two personal trainers try to help him for free and he just blew them off. DDPYoga and Alan from EveryDamnDayFitness.

It just irks me that he gets these pros offering him help for free and he wastes their time whereas you or I would have to pay a fair bit of money for the privilege. Fuck me, DDP helped a guy whose back and legs were fucked and he did far better than this waste of space.
 
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MidUSA said:
Never going to happen. Fatty2988 has had at least two personal trainers try to help him for free and he just blew them off. DDPYoga and Alan from EveryDamnDayFitness.

It just irks me that he gets these pros offering him help for free and he wastes their time whereas you or I would have to pay a fair bit of money for the privilege. Fuck me, DDP helped a guy whose back and legs were fucked and he did far better than this waste of space.
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I've always said Alan should just chain Boogie up and force him to exercise for even the most meager portions of sustenance.

If Boogie tries anything slick: water board him. Other "enhanced interrogation" techniques would also be acceptable. Just have a medic standing by to keep him alive. The weight would come off.

Film all of it.

Would be better content than anything Boogie has done in YEARS.
 
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Lugubrious said:
Boogie just posting his sexual fantasies now:
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A porn movie about Boogies life where Reilly Reid plays his mom?
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He really is one of the most repulsive human beings imaginable.
The most fantastical part of that whole scenario is of course the idea that boogie could even "bang" anybody without his gelatinous form completely submerging his pecker that's been brutalized by decades of porn.
 
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Nothing too original or insightful here I just thought this was a funny moment. Boogie uploads "behind the scenes: the making of Francis" short clips to his misc. social media profiles. In this clip he fucks up the script he, laughs to himself, looks away from the camera to a different room in his house, and mumbles to himself as if he was communicating with a production team of some kind.

Except there is no producer, no cameraman, no audience, no friends, and nobody inside his house but himself - he's alone. He's surrounded by cheaply made plastic arcade machines that hold zero value and he's in the process of covering himself in ranch dressing while filming himself doing so. This footage is meant to be broadcast to his original audience of 4 million+, the true number of viewers is actually closer to 20k. Steven's fine. Everything is going as planned.

A little after halfway through his new YT vid, he claims that his landlord comments were just "jokes that he knew would offend conservatives, republicans, and landlords". This comment while subtle is another example of his drive-by insult tactic where he talks down to people he feels have wronged him, while hiding behind a thin layer of plausible deniability he (in his fucked up head) thinks may give him just enough wiggle room to back down from if/when called out for these comments in the future. Steven knows that labelling anyone "conservative/republican" is red meat for the Twitter audience he's after, which was intentional by him immediately after discussing Muta and Adam22 taking issue with his landlord tweets.


 
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